Electric HONK

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

This week we cover:

Woeful Wonky Christmas Tree in Bramhall

Napoleon Film – Review

Leave The World Behind

Beardfishing – Fishing for Beards?

TOP SHELF – "Baileys Tiramisu Cocktail"

Michelle Mone – PPE Scandal Disgrace

How Many Owls is TOO Many?

GOOSE NEWS – "Ramsbottom Geese Xing"

Woke News - World Croquet Title / Mrs France

Universal Studios – Bedford Edition

AI Trend – Make it Less? (Spurs Win Nothing)

The Annual Christmas Ad Review

- John Lewis

- Waitrose

- Doc Morris

Salmon's Parenting Tips (Don't have kids!)

THE HEADLINER – "Man uncovered as the infamous 'Somerset Gimp' has been found guilty despite insisting 'I am not a gimp' "

PORK SCRATCHINGS – "British Government Poisoned it's Own People"

Penis Sock Gift Wins Secret Santa Pants Down

Sadie Merrien Makes Breakfast. Doesn't Win SPOTY.

Man United Spiral of Death (again!)

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

This week we cover:

Tops off for the YanTans

Salmon's Gets Wood

EasyJet Lisps & Disney

Massive Orca Brains and The Real Squid Games

The Five Regrets of the Dying

National French Toast Day - Days of the Year

TOP SHELF – "Captain Morgan's Tiki"

The History of Hangovers

Sam Altman – OpenAI Hokey Cokey

Make it more AI trend – Make the Goose Sillier!

Garrett Scott - AI Goose Tweet "For every 10 likes this gets, I will ask ChatGPT to make this goose a little sillier."

GOOSE NEWS – "AI Goose Facial Recognition"

Net migration at 745,000 UK

THE HEADLINER – "OAP Sells Scrumpy Cider to passers by .... but it's Really his Piss"

PORK SCRATCHINGS – Region Beta Paradox

Napoleon Released in Cinemas

Man City – Player Scouting Presentations

The Nine Most Painful Ways to Die

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

This week we cover:

The French Revolution Turns Sour – Riots in France

Salmon's Kitten Hides Dead Bodies of Fallen Birds

Indonesian Monkey Torture Ring Uncovered by BBC

Black Mirror New Season

TOP SHELF – Leche De Cabra

Two Million Now but Never Caca in a Toilet Again?

Twitter Rate Limits Infuriate Twitter Users

Threads from Meta Booms

Zuck vs Musk in Colosseum a Reality?

GOOSE NEWS – "Dmitri Cherniak's – 'The Goose' NFT Sells at Sotheby's Auction for $6.2m"

Captain Tom in Barbados

THE HEADLINER – "17 year old scolded for crying over transgender woman's penis at YMCA"

Mildly Inconvenient Burglars

The Enhanced Games Gaining Track-tion

PORK SCRATCHINGS – P.I.E

Ashes Controversy Not in Spirit of the Game

Salmon's Poncho Prank Payoff Doesn't Play Out

Transfer Window– Mason Mount / Declan Rice / Dominik Szoboszlai / Gundogan

Gary Neville Joins Dragons Den

MSG Sphere is one Big Bollock

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

This week we cover:

Comedy Fan Machine-Gun Farts in Trans Toilet

Civil Service Strikes – Success at 4.5%?

Salmon Eats Michelin Star Rice Pudding

Eric Cantona Launches Music Career

Carlisle United's League 2 Play-Off Wembley Victory

LGBTQIA+ - Pride Month – What is Rainbow Washing?

TOP SHELF – Baileys Scrumptious Salted Caramel

Trans Ginger Crocodile 99.9% DNA with Itself

Boris vs Government – Whatsapp Messages Saga

GOOSE NEWS – Rarest Goose in the World Hatches Goslings at Gloucestershire Wildlife Centre

Mark Zuckerberg is top 1% for Murph Challenge

Apple Vision Pro is Actually Quite Good

Ducking Hell to be a Thing of the Past on iOS

AI Turns on its Operator Drone Attack

THE HEADLINER – "Woman wins UK Cheese Rolling Race despite Being Knocked Unconscious"

President Trump Making a Comeback

PORK SCRATCHINGS – Thumbs up for Gladiators & Ridley Scott

Saudi Golf Tournament Merger

Is Man City's Treble Better than Man United's?

Transfer round up - Messi to Inter Miami & Benzema off to Saudi

Will Man City Clinch the Treble?

More Money Gravitates Towards Salmon in Fantasy Football Coup

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

This week we cover:

Rolf Harris and Tina Turner Kick the Bucket

Abaucin – AI Finds New Antibiotic

AI Fake Explosion at Pentagon (Not the White House!) Crashes S&P 500

Down Syndrome Barbie Dolls – Investment?

TOP SHELF – Hotel Chocolat Velvetised Vodka

Salmon Buys Blind Ambition from Drug Dealers

Amazon Poke Fun at Netflix Password Sharing Crackdown

NatCon – NatC Party and its links to American Politics

Brexit Right Wingers Rue Doubled Net Migration Figures

Ron vs Don - DeSantis Twitter Spaces Disaster

Boris Johnson Tory Party Cannibalisation

Bryan Johnson – Drains Son's Blood Dry

MD's Stand Up Comedy Journey Continues

GOOSE NEWS – Goose Emoji FINALLY Arrives to iOS and Android

Mizzy – Viral for House Prank Backfires

AskReddit – "What is the most disturbing fact about the human body"

THE HEADLINER – "Pouring Popping Candy Under my Foreskin was the Biggest Mistake of my Life"

PORK SCRATCHINGS – The Emerging Science of Nutrigenomics

Salmon Compares Carlisle vs Stockport Playoff to a Texan Cow Ranch

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

This week we cover:

Bank Holiday's are Different for Dads

MachineDaena Fails his Comedy Set

King Charles (Formally known as Prince) Coronation Recap

- Prince Annes feather hat blocking Harry's face

- Crown on kings head didn't fit

- Grim Reaper

- Arrests of the Republic demonstrators

Russian Kremlin Drone Attack

- Poland renaming Kaliningrad to Królewiec

- UK sending long range missiles

Quotes from the Trump Rape Case – 'Bill E Jean' Carroll

- "too ugly to go on living"

- "Grab them by the Pussy. You can do anything" and "Historically, that's true with stars."

- "you wouldn't be a choice of mine either, to be honest"

TOP SHELF – AU Pineapple Crush Vodka Gold Bottle

Two Beers and a Puppy Friend Test

Animal Testing Allowed in UK After Brexit Hokey Cokey

Local Election Results – Tories Tonked

UK's Longest Parliamentary Bill is VERY LONG

GOOSE NEWS – How the Goose Express Saved a Life (AI Generated!)

THE HEADLINER – "Mum claims speed of aggressive Aldi Cashier left her crying and shaking"

Godfather of AI – Geoffrey Hinton Quits Google

PORK SCRATCHINGS – McDonalds Cocaine McSpoon

Will City Finally Win the Champions League?

Big Bowls Weekend – Salmon gets his (five sets of) BOWLS out!

MD and Salmon Train for the Egremont Crab Fair

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

This week we cover:

Last of Us Coffee – Cordyceps Fungus Zombie Infection?

MachineDaena Locks in his Landlord

Salmons Thai Brides & battered Crabs

TikTok Algorithm PowerPoint Training Programme!

TOP SHELF – Bumbu West Indies Rum

We missed a LOT since the last podcast…

- Alien sightings

- Linekar suspended from BBC

- French revolution – pensions age

- SVB went bust

- 1 year on – war Feb 24th

- Scottish First Minister resign

- Jeremy Corbyn banned from Labour

Leaked US defence docs

UK Phone Alerts Deliver Latest ELECTRIC HONK PODCAST!

Nukes in Minsk

Just Stop Oil – Ginger Gender Reveal

Jim Pharts Radial Phil, Jay Pegg & Wakeem Baqir

Elon Musks Rocket Launch 'failure'?

BBC Elon Interview Proves BBC Bias?

GOOSE NEWS – Woman Nabs Rare Goose, Stuffs it in Onion Bag and Drives Off

THE HEADLINER – "Zoo break-in pair sentenced after giraffe harassed"

AI and Chat GPT-4 Taking Over

- Photography award – AI generated "cheeky monkey"

- Schumacher AI interview A Die Aktuel "Das erste interview!"

- AI Pays Human to complete CAPCHA Test

- Will AI Destroy All Humans?

- Stockport Gallery Uses AI & Classic Art for Bike Exhibition

PORK SCRATCHINGS – Albert Gunter's Double Decker Bus Heroics

Addicted to Peppa Pig and Punching Mr Tumbles

Is Will Still ….unbeaten?

Man City vs Arsenal– Who will win the league?

Can Oyster Card Affect over-60's Election Result?

King Charles Coronation Gives UK Free Bank Holiday! (6th May)

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

This week we cover:

Weird News Catch up - BBC Sex Noises & Hydraulic Urinal Death

Less Intense Movie Titles

MrBeast New Health Service - Cures 1000 People of Blindness

Salmon on Strike

Shell Profits Highest in 115 Year History at £32Bn

Top Shelf – Infusionist Sticky Toffee Pudding Review

Doomsday Clock 90 Seconds to Midnight (cut fully if you absolutely need to)

50 Shades of Halifax

Michelle Mone's Yacht Renamed to Pandemic Profiteer

Boston and Skegness Constituency Do NOT Regret Brexit

Goose News – Goose Goose Duck Game Smashes Steam Player Records

The Headliner – "I blew off the butcher for his last pigs in blankets then my drunk hubby stuck them up his ***"

Wanted Earless Guy goes Viral on Liverpool Echo (minor trims if you can)

Salmons Latest Business Ideas

Pork Scratchings – Universe 25

Beyonce Fever

Mason Greenwood – Cleared of Allegations

Transfer window Slams Shut for Jan 2023

Is Will Still?

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

This week we cover:

The Machine Gets Lean for Ween

Speeding Fine Equality in Finland

HillHillHill Hill – The origins of Torpenhow Hill

Lucid Dreaming Caution – CUT OUT MD's bit about being young and experiencing this

TOP SHELF – Hambledon Wine - English Champagne

Health, Money, Relationship and ha-penis tips for 2023!

Andrew Tate Arrested after Greta Twitter Drama

Greggs Man is Wanted by Lancs Police

GOOSE NEWS – Gretal the Goose dies of a broken heart

The Headliner – "Man called Graeme calls for more baby Graemes to stop the extinction of Graeme"

CES 2023: Sony Disabled Controller Doesn't Help Paraplegics

Rishi Sunak's Maths Until 18 Plan

NHS Wait Times are Horrendous

Starmer Takes Back Control!

PORK SCRATCHINGS – The Salmon of Knowledge

Putin Wants a Ceasefire for Christmas

Social Media Passports Tested in Australia

Salmon Doesn't Need to Impress ANYONE - A Smaller Penis Story!

Ronaldo Rich in Al Nassr & Gakpo to Liverpool

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts!

This week we cover:

• Salmon's attempt at ChatGPT is Sh*t
• Argie Bargie in World Cup final as Messi celebrates in Qatar
• Prison Swap – USA and Russia edition? (could probably be heavily trimmed)
• TOP SHELF – Batch and Bottle - Monkey Shoulder - Lazy Old Fashioned
• UK braced for NHS, Rail and Royal Mail strikes (possibly can be heavily trimmed)
• Braverman's Cruise Ship Solution Sinks
• Clarkson's Clanger – Meghan Sun Article Apology
• GOOSE NEWS – Blind, Bisexual and Polyamorous Goose Involved in Love Triangle Dies
• GOOSE NEWS EXTRA – XMAS EDITION – Six Geese-a-Layin'
• THE HEADLINER
• "Hipster gets mad about his photo being used for an article about all hipsters looking the same, turns out it's a different person!"
• "Bummed for burgling"
• "World's dirtiest man, 94, dies months after first wash"
• PORK SCRATCHINGS – Chris Nolan hate's CGI
• Salmon's Floaters and Uranus
• More Twitter Drama from Musk
• Nuclear Fusion Success Feels like a
• Boxing Day Football is BACK!
• Real Madrid's New 16 Year Old £72m Signing Endrick