Sorry in advance. On the April edition [Vol. 13] of M3w/E5, Epyon5 is telling a tale of a cryptid to some, as old as time. Although, to others, just a few thousand years old. Because, carbon dating. It's Christianity! and, the tale of Job for our Easter special. It might hit close to home but, remember to have fun. Because, at the end of the day, we don't really care.