Spoiler alert - Dagwood did not enjoy riding YouTube's darling E-Scoot, the Apollo Phantom. The Electric Scooter Podcast News (ESPN) returns, and what accessories do you need the most?

Where to find scooter news, as opposed to reviews? In addition to that hot HOST RANT (the rant is hot, not the host; intentionally misplaced modifier) Scott from E-Carve Scooters in Florida has changed a kajillion scooter tires so he spills the beans on how to make it sooo much easier.

By popular demand we ask Zero to Epic how he was received at his destination of Newport, Oregon, why middle America is disappearing and the exotic flavored gas station coffee that fueled him on the trip. Would he consider crossing the USA on scooters again?

Cody and Damien are inexperienced with electric scooters but brave Las Vegas heat to give us their opinions. Cody talks about his new Tesla and Damien nearly eats pavement when the Apollo Explore's stem collapses.

Mid-twenties scooter noobs discuss new electric vehicles currently on the market and prepare to ride the Wolf Warrior and Apollo Explore in 116 degree Las Vegas weather. Will they become addicted to riding in the prone position? Listen now and find out the results in Episode 27.

ZTE is back to let Scooterheads know his favorite places to scoot across Route US20; it's probably not what you think! We also discuss the US Consumer Product Safety Commission, charged with protecting the public from unreasonable risks of injury or death associated with the use of consumer products and the governing body over micromobility (NOT the Department of Transportation, as you may have assumed.)

Zero to Epic is back to Las Vegas after crossing 3,365+ miles of these continental United States and guess what? He learned a few things and wants to pass the info to you! Host Dagwood snakes ZTE into talking about food, especially in Buffalo NY. Also, there is a short discussion on cruise control, his next adventure (?) and a machine that squirts out pancakes.

ZTE is back and he has tales of close calls, bad weather and road rage as he crossed the USA on US 20. What did he learn? Listening to this exciting episode may reduce hypertension and lead to a 40% reduction in your risk of developing precancerous colon polyps. Oh wait, that's Vitamin D. Well, you should listen anyway.

New microphone and new format; in this episode we review the FFR Horizon mid-priced "Leisure Scooter" do a mild comparison to the Segway Ninebot and touch on the budget GoTrax.

In this "In betweenie" non episode, Zero to Epic discusses lessons learned while long distance scooting such as how to position himself and dealing with flat tires; hint: buy a scooter with tubeless pneumatic tires! ZTE will also spill the beans on which scooters he likes the most and give a few suggestions for riding in cold weather.