Hosts Dan & Al revisit chapter eleven of the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including the failed initial recording session of this episode, theorizing why a 500 year-old man would ghost a teenage girl, straight camp, Spongebob Squarepants impressions, the steamy subtext of cinnamon rolls at the Holiday Inn Express, and, of course, the game of cribbage. Join us on this wild ride. Why not?