Cinderella Storiez

Hosts Dan & Al finish covering chapter eighteen of Devoted, the 2011 sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... the logistics of Sage showing up in Clea's photos, a fruitful Fashion Check, thinking about the shellphone in It Follows, Will It Blend, Jackass, and, of course, manic poopmap season. Join us! why not.  

Hosts Dan & Al start to cover chapter eighteen of Devoted, the 2011 sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... manic sundress season part two, Ben's living quarters, the pitfalls of recreating magic, our throuple picks, one reason Ben isn't the worst, and, of course, if we should continue the podcast. Join us! why not.  

Hosts Dan & Al attempt to parse chapter seventeen of Devoted, the 2011 sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... Clea's Photoshop skills, the fate of Tom from Myspace, finding QAnon, what they're shooting at Al's school, a cursed reddit post, a meditative Hannibal Lecter, the 2022 Sundance Film Festival, and, of course, ellipses. Join us! why not.

Hosts Dan & Al check their sanity after reading chapter sixteen of Devoted, the 2011 sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... Degrassi, Al's fear of being Queer Eye'd, a confusing recurring mention of inc*st, a long-dormant piece of fan email, and, of course, more reasons to hate Ben and Sage. Join us! why not.

Hosts Dan & Al sleep through chapter fifteen of Devoted, the 2011 sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... blind auditions, the cost of community college, the budget of Riverdale, 90 Day Fiancé, and, of course, Sex and the City. Join us! why not.

Hosts Dan & Al, joined by guest DrBarrel, fight to discuss chapter fourteen of Devoted, the 2011 sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... a goat dream, dating apps, killing John Lennon, Tom Holland's feet, playing Fuck Marry Kill, accents, weaponizing transphobia against the TSA, The Matrix, unexpected technical difficulties, and, of course, the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid. Join us! why not.

Hosts Dan & Al cautiously praise chapter thirteen of Devoted, the 2011 sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... the best character in these goddamn books, Kingdom Hearts, golf carts, turning thirty, telling stories we’ve always wanted to tell, fighting off Wonder Woman at a rooftop bar, a tense attempt to pee on a confederate statue, and, of course, Krav Maga. Join us! why not.

Hosts Dan & Al brush over chapter twelve of Devoted, the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... the true cause of New Orleans' problems, thick European accents, and the question of straight twinks. Then, we answer questions from our audience, including: what t-shirts the characters would wear, Dan’s crimes, drag queen names, and, of course, how on God's green earth one plays Cribbage... Join us! why not.

Hosts Dan & Al revel in chapter eleven of Devoted, the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... Sage's personality or lack thereof, the story of when Sisqo discovered thongs, an extended Walmart scene in the book, wondering what the hell happened to the budget, the original sequel to Star Wars, and, of course, getting distracted by cuddly cats... Join us! why not.

Hosts Dan & Al fight through chapter ten of Devoted, the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... rating tuxedos, Some Guy named Albert, recruiting cultists on Facebook, being a Redditor, Al entering his incel era as a bit, tiki torches at stonehenge, novels in progress, Dan canceling himself (again) and, of course, white supremacy... Join us! why not.