Hosts Dan & Al, joined by special guest Leonora, puzzle over chapter six of the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). Leonora hasn't read any other chapter in this book... good for her! In this episode we discuss topics including shitty bodyguards, a surprise European gang, wearing denim on the beach, more information to support the Duff Author theory, and, as always, white privilege. Join us on this wild ride ride! Why not.

Hosts Dan & Al suffer chapter five of the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we analyze the chapter and talk about how much Hilary actually wrote this book, how Karens wear sunglasses, the worst bodyguard of all time, bed frames, cargo shorts, and, of course, Ariana Grande. Come along for the ride! Why not.

Hosts Dan & Al actually enjoy chapter four of the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (and Elise Allen). In this episode we analyze the chapter and talk about an incubus, an outfit repeater, ordering brownies off eBay, and, of course, Ariana Grande. Come along for the ride! Why not.

Hosts Dan and Al, joined by special guest Serena, ponder chapter three of the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (and Elise Allen). Serena hasn't read any other chapter in this book... good for her! In this episode we discuss topics such as Ariana Grande, cribbage, secret second families, Twilight, and actor Chad Michael Murray. Somehow all of these are relevant to the chapter. Come along for the ride! Why not.

Hosts Dan and Al endure chapter two of the novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (and Elise Allen). In this episode we discuss a spooky supernatural element, gray shawl neck sweaters, teenage doctor bodyguard boyfriends, and discovering just how much we don't like this book. Come along for the ride! Why not

For our first episode, hosts Dan and Al nosedive into chapter one of Elixir by Hilary Duff. We discuss everything from slut-shaming, the professional horse girl, angular french boys, to who ghost-wrote this book, and more!