Cinderella Storiez

Cinderella Storiez

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Cinderella Storiez episodes

  • Devoted Chapter 9: Porkopolis Porkocalypse

    Hosts Dan & Al breeze through chapter nine of Devoted, the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... top pop hits of 2011, the meat-packing capitol, a bat mitzvah playlist, the diverse demographics of our audience, and, of course, metrosexuality. Join us! why not


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    48 min
  • Devoted Chapter 8: Bad Vibrations (Special Shitty Audiobook Episode)

    Hosts Dan & Al read aloud chapter eight of Devoted, the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we actually read the chapter for our listeners. We explore a semi-incoherent lore dump including... mitochondria the powerhouse of the cell, something called Vibration Theory, an American tourist named Albert, an absurd accent choice that is almost immediately regretted, and, of course, ellipses. Join us on this wild ride. Why not?


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    Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

    44 min
  • Devoted Chapter 7: Stooped and Withered (feat. Sam)

    Hosts Dan & Al, again joined by our special guest Sam, bash chapter seven of Devoted, the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... at what age someone becomes stooped and withered, a conspiracy involving the cheese industry, himbos checking emails, Jennifer Lawrence's iconic Red Carpet look, and, of course, cribbage. Join us on this wild ride. Why not?


    Recommended by our guest:
    https://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/

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    1 hr 9 min
  • Devoted Chapter 6: For External Use Only (feat. Sam)

    Hosts Dan & Al, joined by our special guest Sam, decode chapter six of Devoted, the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we cover topics including... a half-dozen nondescript t-shirts, Da Vinci Code bullshit, an extremely puzzling lunch order, pegging alien lovers, the most pretentious way to respond to “do you believe in ghosts?” and, of course, Haylie Duff's fiancé. Join us on this wild ride. Why not?


    Books recommended by our guest:
    Mercedes Thompson Series by Patricia Briggs

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    Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

    1 hr 26 min
  • Devoted Chapter 5: Grimace T-Shirt

    Hosts Dan & Al suffer chapter five of the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen) called Devoted. In this episode we cover topics including... what it’s like in New Orleans right now, what Grimace is supposed to be, what Clea would Google, what it was like meeting Elise Allen, and, of course... the validity of ellipses.


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    Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

    41 min
  • Cursed Vengeance against Hurricane Ida

    In this very special episode, hosts Dan & Al don't read a single word of a novel by Hilary Duff at all. Instead, they explain why there have been no new episodes since they met two weeks ago.


    Where to donate fundz: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FRMGf7uKbiQokKwva0Z50ceu41JVuL_Ubz_DrrVdRw8/edit?usp=sharing
    Dan will match every donation with $4.20

    Send us screenshotz of your donation(z) and earn these rewardz: 

    • 1 Donation: Dan will write you a personalized haiku!
    • 2 Donationz: We will read a message of your choice in a future episode!
    • 3 Donationz: Al will write you a little song / ditty!
    • 4 Donationz: You can join our recording session for 3 minutes!
    • 5 Donationz: Dan will send Elise Allen a cursed meme!
    • 6 Donationz: Dan will send you a copy of his novel to you for free!
    • (these rewardz stack, so any higher tier will include lower tier rewardz)


      Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez
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      Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

      18 min
    • Devoted Chapter 4: The Not Hot Tub

      Hosts Dan & Al leisurely sift through chapter four of the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen) called Devoted. In this episode we cover topics including... what it’s like to finally meet in real life, haunting the New York Public Library, grandpas using the internet, why everyone clapped, a groundbreaking peek at the next chapter, and, of course… what is camp? Find your personal Waluigi. Why not?


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      Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

      50 min
    • Devoted Chapter 3: My Personal Macbeth (feat. Christine)

      Hosts Dan & Al, joined by our special guest Christine, question chapter three of the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen) called Devoted. In this episode we cover topics including... wearing ballet flats, hanging out with teenagers, getting recommended One Piece on the internet, novelty t-shirts, least favorite flowers, Mamma Mia, Dan's personal Macbeth, Dan's actual Macbeth, nearly cancelling Al, and, of course, The Lizzie McGuire Movie Soundtrack. Join us on this wild ride. Why not?


      Books recommended by our guest:
      Norse Mythology by Neil Gaiman
      Spencer and Kent at Six Percent by Dan Connell

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      1 hr 23 min
    • Devoted Chapter 2: Shitposting in Pompeii

      Hosts Dan & Al breeze through chapter two of the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen) called Devoted. In this episode we cover topics including what Elixir tastes like, greek girls with latin names, autofiction, ancient Yelp reviews, relationship advice, and, of course, the classic pastime of going to Friendly's with your divorced parent. Join us on this wild ride. Why not?

      Links to follow along:

      https://kashgar.com.au/blogs/history/the-bawdy-graffiti-of-pompeii-and-herculaneu
      https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/12/11/cat-person
      https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/07/cat-person-kristen-roupenian-viral-story-about-me.html

      Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez
      Email us at [email protected]
      Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

      40 min
    • Devoted Chapter 1: Barbie Horse Adventurez

      Hosts Dan & Al surprisingly enjoy chapter one of the sequel to the 2010 NYT best-selling novel by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen) called Devoted. In this episode we cover topics including the elephant in the room, Witcher, new characters, equine professionals, Ben 2.0, and, of course, the game of cribbage. Join us on this wild ride. Why not?


      Follow us on Twitter @CindyStoriez
      Email us at [email protected]
      Become one of the Duffheadz on our Discord! https://discord.gg/Q3suGhxWqd

      1 hr 14 min

    About Cinderella Storiez

    From the publisher's feed

    Two idiots covering the novels of Hilary Duff, chapter by chapter, starting with the 2010 New York Times best-seller from Simon & Schuster titled Elixir, now onto the 2011 sequel titled Devoted.…