Hosts Dan & Al suffer chapter five of the 2010 NYT best-selling novel Elixir by Hilary Duff (with Elise Allen). In this episode we analyze the chapter and talk about how much Hilary actually wrote this book, how Karens wear sunglasses, the worst bodyguard of all time, bed frames, cargo shorts, and, of course, Ariana Grande. Come along for the ride! Why not.