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Title: Elliot Allagash

Subtitle: A Novel

Author: Simon Rich

Narrator: Paul Michael Garcia

Format: Unabridged

Length: 6 hrs and 22 mins

Language: English

Release date: 01-25-11

Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc.

Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 19 votes

Genres: Fiction, Contemporary

Publisher's Summary:

Simon Rich dazzled readers with his absurdist sense of humor in his hilarious collections Ant Farm and Free-Range Chickens. Now comes Richs rollicking debut novel, which explores the strangest, most twisted, and comically fraught terrain of them all: high school.

Seymour Herson is the least popular student at Glendale, a private school in Manhattan. Hes painfully shy, physically inept, and his new nickname, Chunk-Style, is in danger of entering common usage. But Seymours solitary existence comes to a swift end when he meets the new transfer student: Elliot Allagash, evil heir of Americas largest fortune.

Elliots rampant delinquency has already gotten him expelled from dozens of prep schools around the country. But despite his best efforts, he cant get himself thrown out of Glendale; his father has simply donated too much money. Bitter and bored, Elliot decides to amuse himself by taking up a challenging and expensive new hobby: transforming Seymour into the most popular student in the school.

An unlikely friendship develops between the two loners as Elliot introduces Seymour to new concepts, like power, sabotage, and vengeance. With Elliot as his diabolical strategist and investor, Seymour scores a spot on the basketball team, becomes class president, and ruthlessly destroys his enemies. Yet despite the glow of newfound popularity, Seymour feels increasingly uneasy with Elliots wily designs, for an Allagash victory is dishonorable at its best, and ruinous at its worst.

Cunningly playful and wickedly funny, Elliot Allagash is a tale about all of the incredible things that money can buy, and the one or two things that it cant.

Critic Reviews:

We hired Simon Rich at SNL because of his amazing short fiction. When he told us he was writing a novel we made it clear that were it not up to his previous high standard we would have no choice but to terminate his employment. Well, I just finished Elliot Allagash and Im happy to say, he still has his job. (Seth Meyers, Saturday Night Live)

I found Simon Richs first novel, about an evil teenage billionaire, to be suspenseful and hilarious. I am so glad I dont have to lie in this blurb like I usually do. (Judd Apatow, producer of Superbad and Knocked Up)

One of the funniest books about high schoolers since The Catcher in the Rye. (A. J. Jacobs, New York Times best-selling author)

Members Reviews:

Great book.

Simon rich is a genius. So many concepts that I never would have even imagined, he just throws in as extra. This is great.