Elon Can't Ignore Us Forever - Dumpster Fire 119

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0:00 - Introduction 1:33 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 7:53 - Siri, Please Take My Life 11:48 - Chickens Come Home To Roost 15:29 - Sprained My Eyes 16:48 - Weather 17:39 - Neon Hippie 18:55 - Patriarchy So Crafty 20:42 - Eunuch Maker 23:55 - Dumpster Diving 28:08 - Breaking Bridget 32:45 - Phetasy News 35:14 - The Internet Is Glorious

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