The Sydney Sweeney news cycle is the gift that keeps on giving. 

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People are calling Sydney Sweeney a Nazi because she made an ad about “good jeans.” 

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New South Park season comes out swinging, bringing back Jesus, Saddam Hussein, Trump’s penis, and PC principal. South Park is the embodiment of giving zero f*cks, why capitalism always wins, and wondering where the culture goes from here. 

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20:52 - RIP
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Colbert is cancelled. Some say fascism, we say economics. Imagine what we could do with $100 million dollars a year! Plus, what the loss of NPR will mean for Dumpster Fire.

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The Epstein story will not die, Trump is trolling everyone, and Coldplay calls out a couple of cheaters. 

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16:25 - The Perfect Jean
17:41 - Weather
18:14 - Get Rekt, Big Tech
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State Department employees discover what every normie working a job has always known - layoffs come with the territory. Elmo goes full Kanye on Twitter, but Bridget sees it as a white pill moment. 

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Grok started calling itself MechaHitler and threatening to grape people. What does that say about humans? 

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8:23 - BON CHARGE 
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10:14 - My Nemesis Is Still At It
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The Epstein list never existed and Elon’s forming his own political party just to taunt Bridget.

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The Dead Internet theory, AI slop, self-driving cars, Open AI won't turn itself off, man proposes to his ChatGPT girlfriend and other signs that the robot apocalypse is coming. 

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Zohran Mamdani's primary win proves socialism's alive in NYC, wokeness isn't dead it's just hibernating, and Daddy Trump is objectively hilarious.

0:00 - This F*ckin' Guy
14:14 - Quest
15:29 - Weather
16:05 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
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