Democrat think tank Third Way released a memo addressing how disconnected Democrats are from the average person with a lot of their language. Watch out, the language police are reversing course and have started policing the language they invented to confuse us all, in an effort to reconnect with normies. 

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Gavin Newsom is attempting to out-troll the OG Troll-In-Chief, Bridget breaks down why it isn't working. Plus, why the Cracker Barrel rebrand is Commie nonsense. 

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There’s so much going on in the world but we’ve decided to focus on two stories that matter most to Dumpster Fire - The WNBA dildo-gate and Jim Acosta's creepy AI interview of a dead child.

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Bridget analyzes Pretty Woman, Reality Bites & Dangerous Beauty as 3 of the 90s movies that taught her all the wrong lessons about men. 

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Stans of the 1991 animated Beauty & The Beast movie won't want to hear this, but Bridget tears apart the plot holes, theorizes on the dark history of what happened to the Beast's parents and analyzes the terrible lessons this movie teaches kids.

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The Sydney Sweeney news cycle is the gift that keeps on giving. 

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People are calling Sydney Sweeney a Nazi because she made an ad about “good jeans.” 

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New South Park season comes out swinging, bringing back Jesus, Saddam Hussein, Trump’s penis, and PC principal. South Park is the embodiment of giving zero f*cks, why capitalism always wins, and wondering where the culture goes from here. 

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Colbert is cancelled. Some say fascism, we say economics. Imagine what we could do with $100 million dollars a year! Plus, what the loss of NPR will mean for Dumpster Fire.

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The Epstein story will not die, Trump is trolling everyone, and Coldplay calls out a couple of cheaters. 

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