No one has worse Trump Derangement Syndrome than Trump.

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2:50 - BON CHARGE
4:10 - Narcissism on Fire
12:54 - Sheath
14:05 - Weather
14:45 - RIP
23:36 - Phetasy News
25:11 - The Internet Is Glorious

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This is the true story of twelve personalities picked to work for a White House, and have their lives become our content... to find out what happens when people stop being real and start being politicians. THE SURREAL WORLD! DC!

0:00 - Introduction
2:39 - Wild Alaskan Company
4:04 - The Surreal World D.C Part 1
9:18 - Qualia
10:53 - Weather
11:32 - The Surreal World D.C. Part 2
21:17 - Phetasy News
21:58 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Everyone’s going crazy. We have Tucker Carlson buying property in Qatar, Bridget wants to buy encyclopedias for when we have to turn off the internet to save humanity, and a woman thought her smart fridge was sending her messages. Uncle Ted was right. Technology is driving us all mad. 

0:00 - Introduction
1:48 - Quest
3:13 - Siri, Please Take My Life
12:37 - The Perfect Jean
13:49 - Weather
14:26 - It's The Economy, Stupid
23:15 - Phetasy News
24:04 - The Internet Is Glorious

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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All the weird AI gifts you can get your loved ones for the holidays that you can use to turn their lives into a top-rated Black Mirror episode.

0:00 - Introduction
1:43 - BRUNT
3:20 - Black Mirror Gifts Part 1
14:20 - Sheath
15:40 - Weather
16:11 - Black Mirror Gifts Part 2
23:36 - Phetasy News
24:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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Happy birthday to ChatGPT, an anniversary humans will celebrate for millenia, as AI transforms us into AI-worshipping followers devoted to the different AI platforms. Kim Kardashian was the OG OnlyFan, AI psychosis is getting crazy, and Uncle Ted was right about everything.

0:00 - Introduction
3:15 - Quest
5:01 - Siri, Please Take My Life
14:12 - BON CHARGE
15:40 - Weather
16:05 - This F*ckin Guy
22:07 - Phetasy News
23:11 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Thanks to our sponsors Quest & BON CHARGE 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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This week it was revealed on X just how many foreigners there are pretending to be Americans online. And they’re successfully sowing the seeds of our demise. 

0:00 - Fake Americans Part 1
4:38 - New Phetasy Merch!
5:30 - Stopbox
7:28 - Fake Americans Part 2
14:31 - The Perfect Jean
15:41 - Weather
16:20 - Fake Americans Part 3
24:32 - Phetasy News
26:17 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Fighting the “Fuck Its”. Tips for ending the year strong and not giving into nihilism and the darkness. In other words, don't break your ankle on the dismount. 

0:00 - Introduction
6:00 - Qualia
7:45 - Fighting The F*ck Its
16:47 - Quest
18:01 - Weather
18:38 - That Dumpster Fire Life
29:02 - Phetasy News
30:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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Have you ever used a pickup line that worked? Or has a pickup line ever worked on you? A billionaire went viral over the weekend for sharing his favorite pickup line with young people and it's either charming or creepy, you decide. Also the battle of the sexes had a new term “mankeeping”.

0:00 - Introduction
5:08 - StopBox
7:11 - Okay, Boomer
16:57 - BON CHARGE
18:29 - Weather
19:12 - Sprained My Eyes
24:24 - Phetasy News
26:19 - The Internet Is Glorious

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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RIP to the penny, more Epstein files drop and nothing will happen, it’s emotional edging. And Elon’s nanny robot might put you under house arrest.

0:00 - RIP
3:00 - Quest
4:17 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
14:47 - Sheath
16:25 - Weather
16:59 - Siri, Please Take My Life
23:06 - Phetasy News
25:14 - The Internet Is Glorious

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- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER 

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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The BBC is in hot water after it came out that they totally doctored a speech Trump gave on January 6th, to make it look like Trump ordered the violence that fateful day. The beginning of the end of the government shutdown is really all about flying. And who cares about the cost of groceries, because the cost of Ozempic is going down.

0:00 - Introduction
2:26 - BRUNT
3:49 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
9:17 - The Perfect Jean
10:28 - Weather
10:57 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN, AGAIN
23:50 - Phetasy News
24:49 - The Internet Is Glorious

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. 

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