Insane amounts of fraud are being exposed all over the country. Commifornia is back doing Commiefornia shit. Karen Bass is under fire for allegedly “watering down” the Palisades fire report. Kamala is back being drunk and well, we aren’t really sure what’s she’s doing. And Gavin Newsom is lying about high speed rail again.

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Mattel released its first autistic Barbie and people are mad because she's pretty. Would they rather she's an uggo? 

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I spent the weekend freebasing the Epstein Files. If the goal was to turn everyone in schizophrenics, congratulations, they succeeded.

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Unboxing our 100k YouTube Award! We reminisce about the long slow road to 100k and the history of Dumpster Fire. 

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Minnesota is apparently ground zero for the start of civil war 2. How many times must I ask you all to stop murdering so we can get back to jokes.

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A little over a year ago, Trump was working at McDonald's and now he's speaking at Davos. The European mind can't comprehend that kind of hustle and upward mobility. 

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As anti-ICE protests rage on in Minneapolis following the death of Rene Good, former CNN anchor Don Lemon joined a mob of protestors as they flooded into a church during their Sunday service.

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The supreme court has been hearing arguments about whether boys and girls are different from each other. A very important question that no one thought to ask for 300,000 years of human history. BECAUSE IT’S STUPID! 

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2:30 - Blue Chew
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Americans are literally betting on everything these days. Polymarket pioneers girl gambling, and would you take a bet against Jesus?

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4:15 - Capitalism Always Wins
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The Iran uprising and the ICE shooting. People who are truly fighting against a murderous and authoritarian regime and people who are LARPing that they are.

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3:38 - Sheath Underwear
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