Grok started calling itself MechaHitler and threatening to grape people. What does that say about humans? 

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The Epstein list never existed and Elon’s forming his own political party just to taunt Bridget.

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14:46 - BRUNT
16:12 - Weather
16:40 - My Nemesis Is At It Again
22:21 - Sheath
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The Dead Internet theory, AI slop, self-driving cars, Open AI won't turn itself off, man proposes to his ChatGPT girlfriend and other signs that the robot apocalypse is coming. 

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Zohran Mamdani's primary win proves socialism's alive in NYC, wokeness isn't dead it's just hibernating, and Daddy Trump is objectively hilarious.

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14:14 - Quest
15:29 - Weather
16:05 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
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The Supreme Court protects children, Tucker Carlson battles demons, and Trump bombs Iran. 

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7:58 - This F*ckin' Guy
13:07 - BON CHARGE
14:13 - Weather
14:44 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real
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Democrat PAC ad claims Republicans are coming for your Latina girlfriend, ICE protests come to Roblox, JD Vance trolls Bluesky and Jared Leto continues to be Jared Leto.

0:00 - Beyond Parody
8:29 - Sheath
9:30 - Weather
9:58 - Siri, Please Take My Life
14:04 - Caliber
15:15 - This F*ckin' Guy
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Parades of Morons - so many parades to cover: The No Kings protests, Trump’s military parade (we are not calling the service members morons) just the people complaining about it not being fascist enough, and the parade of Gaza protesters halted in Egypt.

0:00 - Intro
2:18 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
3:09 - Parades of Morons
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15:14 - More Parades of Morons
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In this week's Dumpster Fire, Bridget Phetasy takes aim at Amy Klobuchar’s SNAP optics blunder, Manbun McSoyBoy prevents black woman from getting to work, Greta Thunberg’s “kidnapped” yacht stunt flops, and Elon and Trump’s bromance flickers back to life. 

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9:10 - goPure
10:19 - Weather
10:45 - Commiefornia
15:38 - BON CHARGE
16:42 - Dumpster Fire Updates
22:01 - RIP
22:49 - Phetasy News
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LA riots, Trump’s dictator parade, and the Democrats just can’t help themselves.

0:00 - Riot Season Returns
13:37 - Brunt
14:59 - Weather
15:29 - Riot Season Continued
21:52 - Hillsdale College
23:06 - Troll-In-Chief
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Elon and Trump are going scorched earth. The great divorce is hear. The break up is real. This is what Dumpster Fire was made for. Grab your popcorn.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief vs. My Nemesis
15:50 - Quest
17:22 - Weather
18:05 - Phetasy News
19:41 - The Internet Is Glorious

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