We're back on a Monday and business is BOOMIN.

- Elon Musk was booed offstage after joining Chapelle at his LA show last night. Elon tried to play it off on Twitter like it wasn't a big deal but if it crushed his little apartheid soul.

The video is INSANE and ends with Chapelle basically telling him to beat it after Elon's appearance killed the vibe. Elon was mocked and ratioed in real time which REALL explains why Owning Twitter is so important to him. For real.

You know how most politicians lead with crazy they tone it down when the're in office? Elon is doing the reverse politician thing, and he's bringing all the white supremacist Noosocracy talking points with him this week!

Speaking of walking hate crimes, Jordan Peterson was caught complaining about there not being enough kiddie porn on Twitter today. The same day he announced he was bringing his Incel hate breeding to the home of the Ottawa Senators - The Canadian Tire Center. Dean's going and can't wait because he's bringing some sizzling steak and some Benzos with him to JBP's Incel Stadium Tour!

Lochlin brought his old guy "get off my lawn" vibe to Twitter today - we'll explain. He's either furious about bike lanes OR his heating bill. You decide...

And scientists in the US have mastered Nuclear cold fusion! Holy shit! free energy for life from a cup of water?? Where are my hippies at!!