A guy in Pennsylvania crashed through the front doors of a beer store at four in the morning on Wednesday . . . only stole two beers . . . and caused about $15,000 in damage.

A guy in L.A. got into a high-speed chase with police Tuesday night. Then after they performed a PIT maneuver, he got out of his car and started BREAK DANCING in the middle of the street.

There's something about Florida and the crazies...Google "Florida Man" followed by your birthday and see what you get. Here are a couple of our favorites and our own

AND YOU think your boss is tough on you. A 21-year-old Arby's manager in Florida asked an employee to stay late on Saturday, and he refused. Then they started arguing, so she pepper-sprayed him . . . went after him with a knife . . . and slashed up his car.

It's official: Woodstock 50's lineup will include Jay-Z, The Killers, Miley Cyrus, Imagine Dragons, and Chance the Rapper, along with legacy acts like Dead & Company, Santana, and John Fogerty.

That's not a Knife....THIS...IS...A....KNIFE...

We have all had that nasty roommate who destroys everything, but some are worse then others. And, One man clears out an entire apartment building from a FART! I want to weaponize him and make him my best friend

Every year thousands of people get decked out in Green and get completely wasted in Chicago...Here are some of the top Chicago PD Scanner calls

A guy named Charlie Brown was arrested on Friday during a drug raid in Cleveland, and cops confiscated his pet alligator. And a guy in the U.K. named Elvis Presley was in court after threatening someone with a knife.

According to a new survey, the one skill we'd pay the most to have without putting ANY effort in is being good in BED at $8,200. And the top superpower we'd pay for is healing or regeneration like Wolverine at $143,000.