I dunno what happened but this is how a phone call between us goes hahaha enjoy our rambling

Who is Pit Kid? What's his story? Meet Pit Kid a Jersey boy growing up on pop punk and mosh pits #pitcrew #pitkid #warpedtour #emosnotdead

News of a new emo cruise Is brewing and we are taking Ryan Key to Scene court!!! also check out Twin Rova and Power Snatch

The Emo Dollz went all in on the Emo’s Not Dead Cruise and came back changed.

This isn’t just a recap… it’s a love letter to the scene, the chaos, the healing, and the girls who never felt like they belonged but showed up anyway.

Alyssa and Jessika are talking cruiser tips and tricks, the end of an era, yungblood and the smashing pumpkins and a quick trip to scene court!

Happy New Year, Dollz

It’s a brand new year and the Dollz are ringing it in the only way we know how — loud, emotional, a little chaotic, and still very emo.

In this episode, we’re talking New Year’s vibes, end-of-year reflections, fresh starts that feel suspiciously familiar, and what we’re actually excited for heading into the year ahead. No resolutions, no pressure — just vibes, laughs, and a little main-character energy.

We’re resetting, recharging, and stepping into the year with better playlists, better boundaries, and the same unhinged sense of humor you know and love.

Grab a drink, put on your favorite emo anthem, and hang with us while we kick off the year together.

Happy New Year, Dollz. 🖤🎉

It’s officially an Emo Dollz Christmas — and we’re celebrating the only way we know how: with nostalgia, eyeliner, and emotional damage.

This week, we’re throwing it all the way back to 2005 as we revisit our ultimate scene-kid Christmas lists, talk favorite emo Christmas songs, and unlock core holiday memories that permanently altered our personalities.

Plus, it wouldn’t be the holidays without chaos — so we’re holding a Very Merry Scene Court, putting festive nonsense on trial, and reliving a Christmas memory that deserves to be remembered (and slightly roasted).

Grab your hot cocoa, put on your skinny jeans, and scream-sing along with us — because Santa was definitely a scene kid.

Merry Emo Christmas. 🎄🖤

This week on Emo Dollz, we’re joined by The Sad Seven — the planning party committee behind the unofficial pre-cruise party happening January 21st at ZeyZey Miami.

Built by cruisers, for cruisers, this event is all about community, connection, and creating a space that feels like home before we ever step foot on the boat. We break down how the Sad Seven came together, what makes this pre-party different, and why keeping it rooted in the scene — not corporations — matters.

If you’re cruising, thinking about cruising, or just love the idea of emo kids building something for themselves, this episode is for you.

📍 ZeyZey Miami

📅 January 21st

🖤 Cruisers by cruisers. Always.

The Dollz are officially BACK after three weeks of chaos, illness, emotional damage, and life being a full-time job — and we’re catching up on EVERYTHING.

This week, Jessika brings StubHub and a rogue ticket seller to Scene Court after the most unhinged Warped Tour ticket saga ever recorded: endless delays, misinformation, and a request to FaceTime her at will call pretending to be her husband. (Yes. Really.)

We’re also breaking down our Spotify Wrapped / Apple Replay, talking all things Warped Tour, recapping Alyssa’s London trip for Brand New, and giving a sneak peek of next week’s Sad Seven episode featuring the Cruiser Run Pre-Party.

Plus: a Lyric Lightning Round to prove we still know our emo roots.

We missed you.

We’re unhinged.

We’re back to our regularly scheduled programming.

This week, Alyssa and Jess get ready for Warped Tour season! 🖤 They’re talking festival essentials, wild Warped memories, and top bands you can’t miss — plus a round of Guess the Band by the Lyric that gets way too competitive. And because it wouldn’t be an Emo Dollz episode without a little chaos… they’re also making their Porta Potty Predictions 🚽💀

🎧 Stream Episode 18 now — it’s loud, it’s messy, it’s Warped.