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- S1 - Ep7. Jeans to die for & Court cases to w*nk about!In this weeks show;
- Real life Italian Job
- Man masterbates to court case
- Girl killed for wearing jeans
- Big Mac car thief
- Supermarket shelves are EMPTY!
We ask;
- “what gets on your tits?”
And finish with;
- Story of the week!
Email us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits!
See you next week!
Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/empire-newscast/donations39 min - S1 - Ep 6. Jeff Bezos dick rocket & Drones make it rain!In this weeks show;
- Jeff Bezos and his massive dick…..rocket!
- Drones make rain
- Dad names daughter after mistress!
- 82 Teeth
- Man dies and “see’s Heaven & Hell”
- The best Dad Joke EVER!!!!!!!
We ask;
- “what gets on your tits?”
And finish with;
- Story of the week!
Email us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits!
See you next week!
Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/empire-newscast/donations43 min - S1 - Ep 5. Man balances hoe on face!In this weeks show;
- Record breaking hoe!
- McDonalds staff leave
- Amazon Prime Fish
- Husband takes wife’s friend on honeymoon
- Mans trouser snake bitten by snake on the toilet
- UFO’s in Devon!
We ask;
- “what gets on your tits?”
And finish with;
- Story of the week!
Email us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits!
See you next week!
Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/empire-newscast/donations42 min - S1 - Ep 4. Animal farm & Incest!In this weeks show;
- Let Me Breathe
- Spooky couple talk shite!
- Youngest mother in the UK
- Dad & Daughter love each other too much!
- Animal Farm
- Man castrates for fun!
We ask;
- “what gets on your tits?”
And finish with;
- Story of the week!
Email us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits!
See you next week!
Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/empire-newscast/donations48 min - S1 - Ep 3. No Spoon?..... use your cock!In this weeks show;
- Police officer stirs tea with his cock!
- Cat Born with no Arsehole
- No cream cheese?! - Meet my gun!
- Piss your pants - it's fashion!
- "Hello 911, what's your emergency"
- Amazon love landfill
- We ask “what gets on your tits?”
- And share your Story of the week!
Email us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits!
See you next week!
Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/empire-newscast/donations55 min - S1 - Ep 2. Arse steaks & Tree Croissants!In this weeks show;
- Villagers build giant penis to stop drought!?
- Meth head gets stuck in a fan!
- The tree croissant
- Man in pain cuts off his own knob!
- Twisted mother serves husbands Arse as steaks!
- We ask “what gets on your tits?”
- And share your Story of the week!
Email us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits!
See you next week!
Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/empire-newscast/donations51 min - S1 - Ep 1. And so it begins!The show that started it all!
In this weeks show;- Licking a Monkeys Arse
- Grave digging competition
- Bodybuilder marries sex doll
- Korean third eye
- Mum orders KFT
- 1 pregnancy, 10 Kids!
- We ask “what gets on your tits?”
- And share your Story of the week!
Email us with your funny stories & what gets on your tits!
See you next week!
Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/empire-newscast/donations45 min
About Empire Newscast
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A weekly podcast sharing the worlds weirdest & wackiest news stories mixed with British humour, shock reactions and lots of laughs!
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