eMpTy Minds Radio

By EMR

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How many episodes does eMpTy Minds Radio have?

The podcast currently has 50 episodes available.

eMpTy Minds Radio episodes:

January 10, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #774
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFREY
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“California sun has sunk
_behind Anaheim hills;
_here comes the night. I
_was high on junk and the
_warm winds of Santa Ana
_feel alright. With every
_criminal hood make a
_bargain with the world,
_streets are all success.
_And when you’re shot to
_the curb, I spend my day
_in blackness, at night I
_get my vision. Dodging
_cars; paranoid indecision.
_‘Cause it’s wild...“
EM NEWS
– The Shadow Below
– The Post-Op Plot Twist
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — this place has a real bug problem, baby
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– EMR’s Famous Rhyme Thyme
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 29min
January 03, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #773
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“Bright light city gonna set
_my soul. Gonna set my
_soul on fire. Got a whole
_lot of money that’s ready
_to burn, so get those
_stakes up higher. There’s
_a thousand pretty woman
_waitin’ out there, and
_they’re all livin’ devil-may-
_care. And I’m just the
_devil with love to spare.
_So, viva Las Vegas. Viva
_Las Vegas...“
EM NEWS
– There’s Something In The Air
– What’s Up, Doc?
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso –fuckin’ kids!
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– EMR Presents ‘This Century So Far – The Quiz’
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 24min
December 27, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #772
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
“As I was goin’ over the
_Cork and Kerry mount-
_ains, I saw Captain
_Farrell and his money
_he was countin’. I first
_produced by pistol and
_then produced my
_rapier. I said “Stand
_and deliver or the devil
_he may take you.” Mush-
_a-ring, dum-a-doo, dam-
_a-da. Whack for my
_Daddy-O. Whack for my
_Daddy-O. There’s whiskey
_in the jar-o...“
EM NEWS
– You’ve Got Zumzing Ztuck In Your Teeth
– Jesus!
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso –the year end wrap
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 4min
December 20, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #771 – The BIG Christmas Show
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR UNCOMMENTATOR: JEFFREY
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
SPECIAL GUEST: COUSIN TODD
SPECIAL GUEST: FANBOY
“Smokin’ around the
_Christmas tree, it’s
_an Old Gold kind of
_romp. Smokin’ around
_the Christmas tree,
_I tried to quit, but I
_couldn’t stop. Smokin’
_around the Christmas
_tree, let the filtered
_flavor ring. Later we’ll
_break the filters off and
_enjoy some mad cough-
_ing...“
EM NEWS
– Modern Workplace Mystery
– Ho-Ho-Hold Your Ground
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — put up yer dukes!
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– EMR Rhyme Thyme: Christmas Edition
– Brand new EMR Christmas stuff
– Classic EMR Christmas stuff
– The traditional Christmas Kazoo Off
– Techin; It Up The Ass
– Even more Christmas stuff!
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 46min
December 13, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #770
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR UNCOMMENTATOR: JEFFREY
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“Christmas night. Another
_fight. Tears we cried – a
_flood. Got all kinds of
_poison in my blood. I
_took my feet to Oxford
_Street, trying to right a
_wrong. Just walk away
_those windows say, but
_I can’t believe she’s gone.
_When you’re still wait-
_ing for the snow to fall,
_it doesn’t really feel like
_Christmas at all...“
EM NEWS
– Unexpected Action Sequence
– A Bucket, A Curse & Christmas Cheer
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — ever been left behind?
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– An EMR RapidFire Quiz: The Holiday Season
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 20min
December 06, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #769
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR UNCOMMENTATOR: JEFFREY
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“It was Christmas Eve, my
_friends were all in town.
_We were singing Christmas
_carols as the snow was fall-
_ing down. And I don’t know
_for certain how it happened
_or who’s to blame. But
_someone at that party ought
_to be ashamed. Tell me who,
_who spiked the eggnog? I
_know the culprit’s here.
_Who, who brought the
_booze?...“
EM NEWS
– The Drunken Bandit
– Who Doesn’t Eat Eggs?
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — would you like to play?
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– An EMR RapidFire Quiz: Winter
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 40min
November 29, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #768
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR UNCOMMENTATOR: JEFFREY
“It’s three in the morning; I
_get that special craving.
_Make my way to the shop
_with the best. Is the hot
_sign on? Oh yeah! Need
_them. Need them hot from
_the tunnel of glaze. A
_dozen in the box is the most.
_Coffee to go — I got mine.
_Need a dozen. Need them
_now. Hot, hot dougnuts…
_Need some doughnuts
_now...“
EM NEWS
– I’m Sensing Notes of Ice
– He Used To Hang With Wahlberger
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a double feature
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– Black Friday chit-chat
– EMR’s More Fucked Up Children’s Books (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 9min
November 22, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #767
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR VERY SPECIAL GUEST: BREA
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“They call you the bandit; an
_outlaw untamed. Shackled
_only by freedom, you wear
_no man’s chains. Some say
_they despise you, and maybe
_they do. But deep down in-
_side them, I bet they wish
_they were you. Bandit,
_you’re reckless & you live
_much too hard. Bandit,
_you’re the joker in the
_deal of the cards...“
EM NEWS
-Kaw! Give Us The Beans. Give Us The Beans
– We’re Not Animals, Mate
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a history lesson
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– We chat with special guest Brea
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– EMR’s famous Rhyme Thyme
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 31min
November 15, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #766
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR UNCOMMENTATOR: JEFFERS
“I’ve got a tiger by the tail, it’s
_plain to see. I won’t be much
_when you get through with
_me. Well, I’m a losing weight
_and a turnin’ mighty pale.
_Looks like I’ve got a tiger by
_the tail. Well I thought the
_day I met you, you were meek
_as a lamb. Just the kind to
_fit my dreams and plans...“
EM NEWS
– Echoes In The Darkness
– A Slip of The Screen
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the lady with the black & white umbrella
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids, sorry)
– The all new EMR Words Rock!
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
1h 54min
November 08, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #765
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR UNCOMMENTATOR: JEFFERS
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“He’s not a coot or a galoot,
_he just loves his fruit — he’s
_Fruit Brute. See him here,
_see him there, he takes his
_fruity cereal everywhere.
_He’s just hungry, he doesn’t
_mean to scare…so please
_don’t stare. He’s Fruity.
_He’s Fruity. He’s Fruity.
_He’s totally Fruit Brutey.
_He’s Fruit Brute...“
EM NEWS
– Mankey Business
– Our Bad, You’re Still Alive
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — like sands in the hourglass…
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– The Initials Game (from the official deck)
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 30min

FAQs about eMpTy Minds Radio:

How many episodes does eMpTy Minds Radio have?

The podcast currently has 50 episodes available.