eMpTy Minds Radio

By EMR

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How many episodes does eMpTy Minds Radio have?

The podcast currently has 58 episodes available.

eMpTy Minds Radio episodes:

March 07, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #782
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
“Chug-a-lug. Chug-a-lug.
_Make you wanna holler
_“Hi-De-Ho!” Burns your
_tummy, don’t ya know?
_Chug-a-lug. Chug-a-lug.
_Grape wine in a mason
_jar. Homemade and
_brought to school by a
_friend of mine. N’ after
_class me and him and
_this other fool decide
_that we’ll drink up
_what’s left. Chug-a-
_lug...“
EM NEWS
– A Short Story
– Butt For Sale
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — a harmful situation
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– EMR Presents MORE ‘What Once They Were Called’
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 11min
February 28, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #781
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & TABI
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
“Food fight. Trash the tables,
_wreck the bed, punch that
_tosser in the head. Wreck
_this place before we’re
_through. Wreck this place
_and sniff some glue. Dump
_your lunch on someone’s
_head. Flip the table. Wreck
_the spread. Chuck a steak
_and throw some stew. I
_don’t care if I get hit by
_you. A food fight! A food
_fight! A food fight!...“
EM NEWS
– Trash & Dash
– Life Advice
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Not Tonight, Kids
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– EMR Presents ‘What Once They Were Called’
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
1h 39min
February 21, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #780
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“Shock the monkey. Cover me,
_when I run. Cover me,
_through the fire. Something
_knocked me out the trees
_and now I’m on my knees.
_Darling, don’t you monkey
_with the monkey. Monkey.
_Monkey. Monkey. Don’t
_you know you’re going to
_shock the monkey...“
EM NEWS
– A Valuable Surprise
– Complete Madness
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — let’s talk pan-handling
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– EMR Presents Ridiculous Bumper Stickers (pics on our FB pages)
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 20min
February 14, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #779
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFREY
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“Riders on the storm. Riders
_on the storm. Into this
_house were born. Into this
_world were thrown. Like a
_dog without a bone. An
_actor out on loan. Riders
_on the storm. There’s a
_killer on the road. His
_brain is squirmin’ like a
_toad. Take a long holiday.
_Let your children play. If
_you give this man a ride,
_sweet family will die.
_Killer on the road...“
EM NEWS
– The Ultimate Winter Detour
– Chaos On The Sidelines
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — Boom Boom Out Go The Lights
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– The On Valentine’s Day Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 34min
February 07, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #778
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: JACQUELINE HOLLAND
“His world is under
_observation. We monitor
_his station. Under faces
_and the places where he
_traces points of view. He
_picks up scraps of con-
_versation – radio and
_radiation. From the
_dancers and romancers
_with the answers, but no
_clue. He’d love to spend
_the night in Zion. He’s
_been a long while in
_Babylon...“
EM NEWS
– An Unusual Place To Find Something This Fruity
– That Car Is Fucking Clean
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso –take a walk on the wild side
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– We talk a lot with special guest Jacqueline Holland
– EMR’s Vampires of The World Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 38min
January 31, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #777 – Vegas, Baby
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“Harmful elements in the
_air, symbols clashing
_everywhere. Reaps the
_fields of rice and reeds,
_while the population
_feeds. Junk floats on
_polluted water, an old
_custom to sell your
_daughter. Would you
_like number 23? Leave
_your yen on the counter
_please. Hong Kong
_Garden...“
EM NEWS
– Nothing Is Hidden Forever
– Roommate Upgrade
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — roll the bones
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– Paulie interviews casino patrons
– EMR’s Famous Rhyme Thyme – Vegas, Baby
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 10min
January 24, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #776
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
“Oh…there’s no bread. Let
_’em eat cake. There’s no
_end to what they’ll take.
_Flaunt the fruits of noble
_birth. Wash the salt into
_the earth. But, they’re
_marching to Bastille Day,
_the guillotine will claim
_her bloody prize. Free
_the dungeons of the inn-
_ocent. The king will heel
_and let his kingdom
_rise...“
EM NEWS
– Coyote, Welcome To The Rock!
– Mootility
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — let’s talk insurance
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, Kids)
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– The EMR Better Known By Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 21min
January 17, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #775
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“I once had a girl; or should
_I say, she once had me?
_She showed me her room;
_isn’t it good Norwegian
_Wood? She asked me to
_stay and she told me to
_sit anywhere. So, I looked
_around and I noticed
_there wasn’t a chair. I sat
_on a rug, biding my time,
_drinking her wine. We
_talked until two, then she
_said “It’s time for bed.”...“
EM NEWS
– An Unusual Thief. No Bones About It
– Non-Personal Misdiagnosis
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — is on thin ice
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– The Initials Game (initialsgame.com)
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 23min
January 10, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #774
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFREY
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“California sun has sunk
_behind Anaheim hills;
_here comes the night. I
_was high on junk and the
_warm winds of Santa Ana
_feel alright. With every
_criminal hood make a
_bargain with the world,
_streets are all success.
_And when you’re shot to
_the curb, I spend my day
_in blackness, at night I
_get my vision. Dodging
_cars; paranoid indecision.
_‘Cause it’s wild...“
EM NEWS
– The Shadow Below
– The Post-Op Plot Twist
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — this place has a real bug problem, baby
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– EMR’s Famous Rhyme Thyme
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 29min
January 03, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #773
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“Bright light city gonna set
_my soul. Gonna set my
_soul on fire. Got a whole
_lot of money that’s ready
_to burn, so get those
_stakes up higher. There’s
_a thousand pretty woman
_waitin’ out there, and
_they’re all livin’ devil-may-
_care. And I’m just the
_devil with love to spare.
_So, viva Las Vegas. Viva
_Las Vegas...“
EM NEWS
– There’s Something In The Air
– What’s Up, Doc?
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso –fuckin’ kids!
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– EMR Presents ‘This Century So Far – The Quiz’
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 24min

FAQs about eMpTy Minds Radio:

How many episodes does eMpTy Minds Radio have?

The podcast currently has 58 episodes available.