eMpTy Minds Radio

By EMR

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How many episodes does eMpTy Minds Radio have?

The podcast currently has 42 episodes available.

eMpTy Minds Radio episodes:

November 15, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #766
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR UNCOMMENTATOR: JEFFERS
“I’ve got a tiger by the tail, it’s
_plain to see. I won’t be much
_when you get through with
_me. Well, I’m a losing weight
_and a turnin’ mighty pale.
_Looks like I’ve got a tiger by
_the tail. Well I thought the
_day I met you, you were meek
_as a lamb. Just the kind to
_fit my dreams and plans...“
EM NEWS
– Echoes In The Darkness
– A Slip of The Screen
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the lady with the black & white umbrella
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids, sorry)
– The all new EMR Words Rock!
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
1h 54min
November 08, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #765
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR UNCOMMENTATOR: JEFFERS
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“He’s not a coot or a galoot,
_he just loves his fruit — he’s
_Fruit Brute. See him here,
_see him there, he takes his
_fruity cereal everywhere.
_He’s just hungry, he doesn’t
_mean to scare…so please
_don’t stare. He’s Fruity.
_He’s Fruity. He’s Fruity.
_He’s totally Fruit Brutey.
_He’s Fruit Brute...“
EM NEWS
– Mankey Business
– Our Bad, You’re Still Alive
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — like sands in the hourglass…
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– The Initials Game (from the official deck)
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 30min
November 01, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #764 (The Big Halloween Show)
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM-NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR UNCOMMENTATOR: JEFFERS
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“Woke up this morning with
_light in my eyes. And then
_realized it was still dark
_outside. It was a light
_coming down from the sky.
_I don’t know who or why.
_Must be those strangers
_that come every night.
_Those saucer-shaped lights
_put people uptight. Leave
_blue green footprints that
_glow in the dark...“
EM NEWS
– The Curse of The Zone
– Extinction, DIY Style
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — it’s alive!
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– An EMR Mad Cackle Contest
– An EMR Halloween Super Quiz
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– Halloween Madlibs
– Two quite special EMR Halloween songs
– EMR Rhyme Thyme – Halloween Edition
– Minnesota Vice
– Halloween Scavenger Hunt
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 51min
October 25, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #763
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM-NEWS CHICA: TABI
“The night is black without a
_moon. The air is thick and
_still. The vigilantes gather
_on a lonely, torch-lit hill.
_Features distorted in the
_flickering light. Faces are
_twisted and grotesque.
_Silent and stern in the
_sweltering night, mob
_moves like demons po-
_sessed...“
EM NEWS
– The Car That Knew Too Much
– Secrets In The Skyline
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the foot fucking master!
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– An EMR Five Minute Cinema
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, sorry)
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
1h 58min
October 18, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #762
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR EM-NEWS CHICA: TABI
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“I was sitting in my room – dark
_and gray and crying. Someone
_in my life, I fear, was at the
_point of dying. A cold wind
_blew right up my spine. It was
_the break of dawn. A little
_voice went deep inside me;
_told me she was gone. Oh…
_this house is haunted...“
EM NEWS
– Side Effects Included
– Fur Real Failure
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — decades of mystery
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– EMR’s Bizarre Town Names Quiz
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 22min
October 11, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #761
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“Down at the creepy castle, no-
_body’s ever home. Down at the
_creepy castle, you’re scared to
_be alone. You never know. You
_never know. You never know
_what is about to happen. Your
_heart begins to pump. What is
_about to happen. Then some-
_thing makes you jump...“
EM NEWS
– That’s Using The Ol’….Tooth
– Have You Seen The Button Man?
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — 1999 A Spanish Odyssey
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– EMR’s You Don’t Fuckin’ Belong Game
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
1h 59min
October 04, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #760
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: JEFFERS
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“I’m a mummy. I scare people.
_Watch what happens when I
_walk up to somebody. I’m a
_mummy. AHHHH! I was born
_1,959 years ago. My Daddy was
_a mummy too. Watch what
_happens when I walk up to
_somebody. I’m a mummy.
_AHHHH!...“
EM NEWS
– A Glitch In The Law
– From Crib To Champion
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — We have a problem
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– EMR’s Famous Rhyme Thyme
– Technin’ It Up The Ass
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 31min
September 27, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #759
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: JEFFERS
YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: TED
LIVE – IN STUDIO: THE COLONEL
“They never feel. They don’t
_even seem real. They never
_try. So, why should I? Some-
_thing is wrong. Something
_invisible is gone. They never
_mind. So, why should I?
_Don’t you get hurt. Don’t
_you ever need a cure. Don’t
_you get tired? And why? And
_why?...“
EM NEWS
– Par Nun
– Weird Fucking Science
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — BASTARDS
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– The return of Back Rockwards!
– Chit chat with a new friend
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (nope — he’s LIVE in studio)
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
1h 54min
September 20, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #758
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM COMMENTATOR: JEFFERS
ON THE X54: THE COLONEL
“Jerry was a race car driver.
_He drove so god damn fast.
_He never did win no check-
_ered flags, but he never did
_come in last. Jerry was a
_race car driver. He’d say
_“el SOB number one.” With
_a Bocephus sticker on his
_442, he’d light ’em up just
_for fun...“
EM NEWS
– Math Jokes…I Love ‘Em
– They Melt In Your Mouth, Not On The Street
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — get your rocks off
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– The Initials Game (from the official deck_
– 5 Minutes with Norm
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 14min
September 13, 2025 eMpTy Minds Radio #757
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
ON THE X54: THE COLONEL
“When you feel like you need
_someone there. Feel like
_no one really cares. Call me
_on the telephone, I’ll be
_there. When you feel like
_you really need love, I’ll
_always be by your side. Call
_me on the telephone, I’ll be
_there. Everyone needs
_someone to love. Call me,
_I’ll give you love...“
EM NEWS
– Party Balloon…of Doom
– Mormon Sexy Talk
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — give ME the fuckin’ keys…
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– An EMR RapidFire Quiz
– Jerry has a Fuck Off! rant
– Techin’ It Up The Ass (Grok Talk)
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 32min

FAQs about eMpTy Minds Radio:

How many episodes does eMpTy Minds Radio have?

The podcast currently has 42 episodes available.