eMpTy Minds Radio

By EMR

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How many episodes does eMpTy Minds Radio have?

The podcast currently has 72 episodes available.

eMpTy Minds Radio episodes:

June 13, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #796
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
“Here comes the dirt bike. Be-
_ware of the dirt bike. Because
_I hear they’re coming to our
_town. They’ve got plans for
_everyone. And now I hear
_they’re over their sophomore
_jinx, so you had better
_check it out. All hail the dirt
_bike. Philosopher dirt bike.
_Silence as we gather ’round.
_We saw the word and were on
_our way. Now it’s… Brain-
_washing dirt bike. Ground-
_shaking dirt bike. Mind-
_bending dirt bike, in control...“
EM NEWS
– When Compassion Meets Deception
– What Was Really Inside?
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — burn, baby, burn
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– An EMR RapidFire Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
1h 50min
June 06, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #795
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
“Get onto the bus that’s gonna
_take you hack to Beelzebub.
_Get onto the bus that’s gonna
_make you stop going rub-a-
_dub. Your words burn the air
_like the names of candy bars.
_Your mouth is cold and red, all
_in rings around your laugh,
_laughing, laughs. It’s a grind,
_it’s a grind grind, it’s a grind,
_I’ll scratch you raw. L’etat
_see’est moi. I drink the drink
_and I’m wall to wall. I ab-
_sorb trust like a love
_rhombus...“
EM NEWS
– A Hospital Head-Scratcher
– Everyone Had A Role
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the 30s, Baby!
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– EMR’s Famous Rhyme Thyme
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 4min
May 30, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #794
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
“She’s like a dream that a world
_quit believin’, caught in the
_action; back to the sea. How
_many more might have come
_from that mountain? Barely
_the creatures they struggled to
_be. Surely the death of so grand
_an illusion, left us with legends
_too great to ignore. Stone-cut
_survivors of ancient dimensions.
_Lost in the wonder they came to
_explore. Holy star light far
_brighter than the sun in your eye.
_Singing “Thy will be done”...“
EM NEWS
– A Rare Triple-Feature
– Famous Last Decisions
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — it wasn’t on purpose
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– The EMR Chilling Los Angeles Murders Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 16min
May 23, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #793
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
“Well, I thought about the army.
_Dad said “Son, you’re fucking
_high.” And I thought yeah,
_there’s a first for everything,
_so, I took my old man’s ad-
_vice. Three sad semesters, it
_was only fifteen-grand. Spent
_in bed I thought about the
_army, I dropped out and joined
_a band instead. Grew a must-
_ache and a mullet, got a job at
_Chic-Fil-A, Citing artistic diff-
_erences, the band broke up in
_May and in June re-formed
_without me and they got a
_different name. I nuked
_another Grandma’s Apple Pie
_and hung my head in shame...“
EM NEWS
– Large Wet Snapper
– Robot Might Say Woof. Meow
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — tussle in the sandbox
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip
– An EMR Mixed Bag Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 9min
May 16, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #792
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“All revolutionaries are revolt-
_ing. And everlasting has
_turned to never ending. All
_the freestone peaches have
_been punctured by a hundred-
_thousand dirty thumbnails.
_Please, please, please, please,
_please, Mrs. Zealot, I only
_wanted to see what was under
_your dress. And now I comm-
_end you, Mrs. Zealot, for
_teaching us the meaning of
_success. And the tactics that
_you are using tell me that
_you’re bruising for a break-
_down. Do your nightmares
_ever focus on the kids doing
_the bench-press down in
_Boy’s Town? Man, it’s gonna
_be great to get back to the
_grotto...“
EM NEWS
-They Got Some Wild, Wild Life
– The Motorway Is Really Blooming This Morning
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — watched on a Wim
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– The EMR Choco Chippo Quizo
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
1h 44min
May 09, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #791
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
“So, you’ve been to school for
_a year or two and you know
_you’ve seen it all. In Daddy’s
_car thinking you’ll go far.
_Back east your type don’t
_crawl. Play ethnicky Jazz to
_parade your snazz on your
_five-grand stereo. Braggin’
_that you know how the niggas
_feel cold and the slums got so
_much soul. It’s time to taste
_what you most fear. Right
_Guard will not help you here.
_Brace yourself, my dear.
_It’s a holiday in Cambodia...“
EM NEWS
– GP-ASS
– No-Go-Bots
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — the 20s, Baby!
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– The EMR Vast Assortment Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!
...more
2h 8min
May 02, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #790
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
“Time in constant motion like
_the shifting desert sands,
_slipping through my hands.
_Chasing down the minutes
_that turn into days. Seconds
_get shorter as years fall
_away. Chasing down my
_dreams under borrowed
_light. A mirage in the
_distance escaping my sight.
_Driven to live or driven
_apart? What’s inside us
_when we depart? Driven
_to live outside of regret.
_Time is finite, the clocks
_have been set...“
EM NEWS
– One Very Bad Swallow
– The Double Take Zone
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — fuckin’ capitalism!
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– The EMR Non-Chocolate Candy Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!
...more
2h 25min
April 25, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #789
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM LAW-MAN: JEFFREY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
“Feed my brain with your so-
_called standards. Who says
_that I ain’t right? Break away
_from your common fashion.
_See through your blurry
_sight. Out for my own. Out to
_be free. One with my mind,
_they just can’t see. No need
_to hear things that they say.
_Life is for my own. To live my
_own way. See them try to
_bring that hammer down. No
_damn chains can hold me to
_the ground...“
EM NEWS
– Not Your Typical Play
– Not Your Average Night Out
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — shake your jazz spear
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– EMR’s Famous Rhyme Thyme
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 17min
April 18, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #788
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM LAW-MAN: JEFFREY
“Who’s to say what’s impossible?
_Well, they forgot this world
_keeps spinning and with each
_new day I can feel a change in
_everything. And as the surface
_breaks, reflections fade. But,
_in some ways they remain the
_same. And as my mind begins
_to spread its wings, there’s no
_stopping curiosity. I wanna
_turn the whole thing upside
_down. I’ll find the things they
_say just can’t be found. I’ll
_share this love I find with
_everyone. We’ll sing and dance
_to mother nature’s songs. I
_don’t want this feeling to go
_away...“
EM NEWS
– Sky Shit!
– Luggage Colonly
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — don’t get caught in her web
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– The Initials Game (initialsgame.com)
– So much more, your head will spin!

...more
2h 1min
April 11, 2026 eMpTy Minds Radio #787
EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!
YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
SPECIAL GUEST: FIONA HAYES
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
“There is no political solution
_to our troubled evolution.
_Have no faith in constitution,
_there is no bloody revolution.
_We are spirits in the material
_world. Are spirits in the mat-
_erial world. Are spirits in the
_material world. Are spirits in
_the material world. Our so-
_called leaders speak, with
_words they try to jail you.
_They subjugate the meek, but
_it’s the rhetoric of failure. We
_are spirits in the material
_world...“
EM NEWS
– He’s Not Stupid. He’s Just A Dummy
– Corporate Shenanigans
– And much more
MENTALTAINMENT
– Cinema PaulieDiso — you find this man!
– Mentaltainment News
– The Ticker Flashback
– EM Birthdays

ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– We interview Fiona Hayes
– Fiona Hayes plays us some of her awesome songs!
– EMR Presents The Female Rockers Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

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2h 32min

FAQs about eMpTy Minds Radio:

How many episodes does eMpTy Minds Radio have?

The podcast currently has 72 episodes available.