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  • eMpTy Minds Radio #814 – The Halloween Show

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM MAD-DOG: JERRY
    YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
    YOUR EM FANBOY: DONNY
    VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

    “This can’t be happening. So

    _much I can’t explain.
    _There’s a logical explain-
    _ation for everything. Down
    _darkened alleyways, some-
    _body calls my name, but…
    _If you need to… Need to 
    _reach me, you can call me.
    _This is where I’ll be –
    _Transylvania six, five-
    _thousand. Transylvania six.
    _Transylvania six, five-
    _thousand. Transylvania six
    _oh, oh, oh. A shadowed
    _silhouette, a shape I can’t
    _forget, creeps into my 
    _room at night and dis-
    _appears...“

    EM NEWS

    – The Island That Disappeared & Reappeared
    – Mystery Space Balls
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — the grades are in. it’s a “B”
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – Donny’s Eerie Stories
    – Halloween Trivia
    – Analog Head-Trip
    – EMR’s Halloween Rhyme Thyme
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

     

     

    2 hr 59 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #813

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM MAD-DOG: JERRY

    “She had to leave Los Angeles,

    _all her toys wore out in black
    _and her boys had too. She
    _started to hate every nigga
    _and Jew, every Mexican that
    _gave her a lot of shit, every
    _homosexual and the idle rich.
    _She had to get out! Get out!
    _Get out! She gets confused
    _flying over the dateline. Her
    _hands turn red, ’cause the
    _days change at night. Change
    _in an instant. The days
    _change at night. Change in
    _an instant...“

    EM NEWS

    – Come Hither With Your Wheels of Dark Wizardry
    – Kaw! Polly Has Gone Crackers
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — Justice!
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – Tommy’s Door County Picture Cavalcade (all pics on our FB pages)
    – Techin’ It Up The Ass
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

    1 hr 56 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio – Rocktober Replay

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & MYRON

    YOUR EM MAD-DOG: JERRY
    YOUR EM NEWS-MAN: GARRY
    YOUR CINEMAESTRO: PAULIE
    YOUR SPECIAL GUEST: SAM

    “Gonna journey up the Hudson,

    _goin’ on a lonesome trail. Gonna
    _journey up the Hudson, goin’
    _on a lonesome trail. They can
    _put me in the death house or
    _keep me in the Sing Sing Jail.
    _I wrote and asked the warden
    _why they call the jail The Sing
    _Sing. I wrote and asked the
    _warden why they call the jail
    _The Sing Sing. He said stand
    _here by this rock-pile and
    _listen to them hammers
    _ring...“

    EM NEWS

    – Mystery Story #1
    – Mystery Story #2
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — mysterious
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – A Five Minute Cinema
    – An EMR History Lesson
    – Clamboy Shenanigans
    – Phone Message From Fans
    – Techin’ It Up The Ass
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

     

    2 hr 23 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #812

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM MAD-DOG: JERRY
    VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

    “Surfin’ is the only life, the

    _only way for me. Now surf,
    _surf with me. I got up this
    _mornin’, turned on my
    _radio (oh, surfin’). I was
    _checkin’ out the surfin’
    _scene to see if I would go
    _(oh, surfin’). And when
    _the DJ tells me that the
    _surfin’ is fine (oh, surfin’).
    _That’s when I know my baby
    _and I will have a good time.
    _We’re goin’ surfin’, surfin’,
    _surfin’, surfin’, surfin’,
    _surfin’, surfin’, surfin’...“

    EM NEWS

    – Politics…HA!
    – Birds Find New Way To Fly
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — twice the laughs
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – The Inititals Game (initialsgame.com)
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

    2 hr 16 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #811

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM MAD-DOG: JERRY
    YOUR JEFFERNATOR: JEFFERS
    VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

    “I saw Venice turn blue before

    _my very eyes. I saw Venice
    _turn blue the moment love
    _died. I walked by the canal 
    _or through some little
    _square. And echoes of her
    _words pursue me every-
    _where. Now my Venice is
    _blue, as the mandolins
    _play. The song she used to
    _sing, before love slipped
    _away. With the lovers hand
    _in hand, the gondolas go
    _by. I wish that I could weep,
    _but all my tears are dry...“

    EM NEWS

    – You’re Gonna Need A Bigger Bike!
    – The Beast of Mexico City
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — best of the 1970s
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – An EMR RapidFire Quiz
    – Techin’ It Up The Ass
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

    2 hr 14 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #810

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
    VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

    “Do you wanna go straight to

    _Hawaii? Hawaii? Or do you
    _wanna come along with me,
    _Honolulu, Waikiki? I heard
    _about all the pretty girls with
    _their grass-skirts down to 
    _their knees. All my life I
    _wanted to see the island
    _called Hawaii...“

    EM NEWS

    – Backwashed Slurpees?
    – Tanking It To The Streets
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — hits it out of the park!
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – EMR Presents ‘More Fucked Up Kid’s Books (pics on our FB pages)
    – Techin’ It Up The Ass – building-wide service
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

    2 hr 20 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #809

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR ANALOG KID: JERRY
    YOUR EM UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFEREY
    VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

    “Now, all the authorities, they

    _just stand around and boast.
    _How they blackmailed the
    _Sgt-in-Arms into leaving his
    _post. And picking up Angel
    _who just arrived here from 
    _the coast. Who looked so
    _fine at first, but left looking
    _just like a ghost...“

    EM NEWS

    – Silver Swerver
    – Old Shameful
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — killer review!
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – An EMR RapidFire Quiz: Vastness
    – Analog Head-Trip — a quandry
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

     

    2 hr 33 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #808

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

    “Out in the street, you don’t

    _survive by being weak. This
    _is our time. Walls were
    _made for us to climb. Don’t
    _you try to lock us out, ’cause
    _we’re breakin’ down the 
    _doors. And all, we’re pre-
    _pared to fight. Yeah. Yeah...“

    EM NEWS

    – The Birds Are Back In Town
    – Mile High Meltdown
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — this is NOT the best part of waking up
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – EMR Presents More Cognitive Biases
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

    1 hr 59 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #807

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
    YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

    “Summer. It turns me up-

    _side down. Summer,
    _summer, summer, it’s like
    _a merry-go-round. I see
    _you under the midnight,
    _all shackles and bows...“

    EM NEWS

    – The Anti-Fashion Statement
    – The Dirty Details
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — a double feature, kids
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – An EMR RapidFire Quiz
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

     

    2 hr 1 min
  • eMpTy Minds Radio #806

    EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

    YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE

    YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
    YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFRI
    VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

    “There’s some fellow for me

    _in this world. Harry’s his
    _name, that’s what I claim.
    _Why, for ev’ry fellow, there
    _must be a girl. I’ve found
    _my mate by kindness of
    _fate. I’m just wild about
    _Harry and Harry’s wild
    _about me...“

    EM NEWS

    – Wisconsin Modern
    – Give In To The Dark Side of Cameras
    – And much more

    MENTALTAINMENT

    – Cinema PaulieDiso — a glowing review
    – Mentaltainment News
    – The Ticker Flashback
    – EM Birthdays

    ETCETERA
    – A cadre of Odd Tidbits
    – An EMR RapidFire Quiz: Music
    – So much more, your head will spin!

     

    2 hr 9 min

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