ENEMY OF MY ENEMY

Should White Sox fans be Patient or Panic as the club continues to struggle offensively and hover around .500?  |  Celebrity Sox Type Thing: Tim Anderson vs. Ozzie Guillen  |  Cubs were the HOTTEST team in baseball for a moment as a few rookies had memorable debuts  |  Even with Tarik Skubal emerging as a true ace and Miguel Cabrera looking like his old MVP self, the Rays added insult to injury as the Tigers lose their FIFTH starting pitcher to the IL while Isaac Paredes makes fans question trading him in the most ironic way  |  The hapless Reds go Less Than Zero finding a way to lose their own special brand of No-No of the Week  |  Joe West gains some credibility and our most unlikely Anti-Hero of the Week award  |  Matt Harvey takes our saddest and most tragic Asshole of the Week dishonor

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#WhiteSox entertain us with bad defense, historic blown saves, bizarre lawsuits, and opponent's FCC violations  |  #Cubs take over our Shit We Couldn't Make Up segment with Nico getting injured by an ump and Frank's Wild Ride  |  #Tigers experiencing deja vu with two consecutive seasons off to shitty starts  |  #SFGiants ask the eternal question: Does a beard = a mustache? |  No-No of the Week continues with #Angels rookie Reid Detmers

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We celebrate our 100th episode with a #Cubs #WhiteSox series presented by Faceless Corporate Entity that started with as little energy as the fat-guy, slo-mo fight in the bleachers and ended as predictably as a Tim Anderson first-pitch swing  |  Witness the dramatic conclusion of Sox Fan or NOT a Sox Fan? as well as Cubs Fan or NOT a Cubs Fan? for now...  |  Despite a solid patchwork rotation and the best bullpen in baseball, the #Tigers abysmal offense continues to crush Detroit's spirit  |  #SFGiants dominate the A*Hole standings yet find themselves in 4th place in the real world  |  Fuckin' A's vs. Oakland relationship find new levels of toxicity and almost nobody cares  |  #LGFM 5-man collaborative jam no-hits #Phillies, but should it really be recognized?  | The #UmpShow dominates our Shit We Couldn't Make Up segment  |  Trevor Bauer is probably the most obvious Asshole of the Week we've ever had.

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Another little taste of Pete’s Food Frenzy Chicago food review podcast/vlog as he takes us out to the ballpark to review The Heater at Guaranteed Rate Field, home of the #WhiteSox.

Motor City traffic was fucking brutal, but it was an absolute privilege to witness Miguel Cabrera become the 33rd player in Major League history to reach 3,000 hits in person. 

Unfortunately, baseball always proves to be six months of misery momentarily punctuated by fleeting moments of joy as the #Tigers suffer the WORST walk-off loss imaginable in Minnesota in the midst of a five-game losing streak. 

Speaking of losing streaks, the Sox finally snapped their 8-game slide, but did is another one on the horizon with  Tony La Russa's bull-headed strategies and a disturbing rash of injuries mounting? 

The Cubs made some weird history of their own by trouncing the Pirates 21-0 but still losing the four-game series. 

Back by popular demand: Cubs Fan or NOT a Cubs Fan?

The Battle of the Bay ended in a draw is huge for the A's and a huge disappointment for the Giants. 

ASSTHETICS returns with a splashy new Nike City Connect uni for the Royals.

Angel Hernandez's fluid strike zone pushed Kyle Schwarber into a blind rage.

Zoo York Yankees fans should be caged and are easy winners of our Asshole of the Week dishonor.

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Just a little taste of Pete's Food Frenzy Chicago food review podcast/vlog as he takes us out to the ballpark to review the new Pretzel Brat at Guaranteed Rate Field, home of the #WhiteSox.

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Yankees manager Aaron Boone's pathetic decision to intentionally walk Miguel Cabrera on the precipice of 3,000 hits may or may not have been the right move by the book, but it ultimately revealed his cowardice and bit him in the ass immediately  |  Javier Báez earns Dumbass Injury of the Week honors and irks some Tigers fans with his sorrowful tale of his ill-fated relationship with the Cubs severed due to circumstances out of their control  |  Seiya Suzuki is the NL Player of the Week and is on pace to make history  |  We debut our second game show: Cubs Fan or NOT a Cubs Fan?  |  Injuries and questionable managing plague White Sox as slide reaches 4 games  |  Did Dallas Keuchel throw his teammates under the bus after throwing the worst game of his life?

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Our obsessive Carlos Rodón pitch count watch continues into its third week while the Giants break unwritten rules and make history in unexpected ways  |  Will Oakland A's attendance eventually reach ZERO?  |  Anit-Hero of the Week: Can the pitch clock save baseball?  |  Joe Maddon reaches peak Joe Maddon with an irrational intentional walk that eventually worked out  |  Hordes of ignorant sports fans parachuted into the Clayton Kershaw perfect game debate to chime in with their uneducated opinions  |  Reds president Phil Castellini is the poster boy for inherited wealth entitlement and our Asshole of the Week

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[NOTE: Apologies for Smitty sounding like he's recording from the shitter on a submarine. We're 97 episodes in and we still suck at this sometimes.]

Despite Javy Baez's heroics in his Tigers debut,  Chuck Garfiene's bullshit claims of disrespect, and even more injury issues, the Whits Sox are the class of the AL Central and just as everyone thought. Miguel Cabrera is on the precipice of joining the 3,000/600/500 Club — the most exclusive club in baseball history. If Brewers pitchers are that terrible at pitching inside, they should probably stop pitching inside.  Seiya Suzuki's red-hot start isn't sustainable, but it's better than NOT getting off to a red-hot start. Sean Murphy's ass is more interesting than the Oakland A's. ASSTHETICS: Astros go where no team has gone before with "Space City" Nike City Connect collection.

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So let it be written... nothing is certain in life but death, taxes, and reckless preseason baseball speculation podcasts.   

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