ENEMY OF MY ENEMY

Nike/White Sox new 'Southside' uniforms knock it out of the fucking park  |  Joe West is probably good at his job but he's still a total asshole  |  Pirates abysmal defense exposed by Javier Báez and his uncanny ability to make crazy shit happen on the basepaths  |  Boy, that escalated quickly as A's Chris Bassitt turns his career around while wielding a golden trident  |  Robbie Grossman and the Tigers walk-off Gerrit Cole and the Yankees  |  New Era botches attempt to make their own city connection  |  Naked man terrorizes security and tarp tube with #Natitude  |  Zach Plesac earns Dumb Ass Injury of the Week honor

Tony La Russa takes our illustrious Asshole of the Week honor in a landslide  |  Spencer Turnbull's overshadowed No-No |  Cubs/TIgers centuries-old rivalry renewed  |  Cubs reach peak nostalgia marketing levels vs. old friends Jon Lester and Kyle Schwarber  |  Jake Arrieta's anti-vax stance creatures competitive disadvantage  |  Giants success a double-edged sword as approaching trade deadline creates a familiar dilemma  |  Dave Martinez lost his mind in the most amusing way possible  |  Loyal listener gets on-air laugh during Sox broadcast

Shit Show 2.1: Great, now the Millionaires and Billionaires are suing each other  | Chicago boosts stadium capacity to 60%  |  White Sox rise to the top of MLB  |  Questions remain about Giants' hot start  |  In a standoff with no heroes, the City of Oakland stands out as our Asshole of the Week  |  War of '84: Cubs vs. Tigers battle of baseball mediocrity  |  NY Mess: Raccoon vs. Rat  |  Ryno is on the weed?  | Mr. October is our newest fan!  |  MLB Food Fight fucked everything up

Game strategy and rule book knowledge are no longer Tony La Russa's strengths  |  You can stop with the Kris Bryant/Sox trade rumors  |  Javy Baez needs to look in the mirror before attacking Amir Garrett  |  Cubs sweep the World Champs*  |  A very JOCular Asshole of the Week  |  Jesus Lizard just the latest MLB video game casualty  |  Miguel Cabrera is terrible, but he's NOT getting DFA'd  | Astros run to daddy Manfred for help

Somehow, your San Francisco Giants find themselves atop the BEST division in baseball  |  Is a new stadium deal actually on the verge of getting done in Oakland?  |  You can throw out the record books when the Tigers and White Sox get together (or not)  |  Abysmal Cubs still find ways to amuse themselves and piss off others  |  No no-no? Yes no-no? I don't know. Who cares?

The Oakland A's are making history in all sorts of crazy ways on their 11-game winning streak  |  Buster Posey's renaissance and solid pitching are fueling the Giants solid start  |  Cubs crawl back up to .500 and finally reach the Medoza Line, but what is Javy Baez worth right now?  |  White Sox still overcoming injuries as they underachieve  |  So much funny Shit We Couldn't Make Up you couldn't make it up  |  Major League A*Holes are Assholes of the Week for yet another history-making moment this week

Carlos Rodón missed a Perfect Game by a goddamn shoelace, but settling for a No-Hitter still isn't bad  |  PV experiences a game at Sox Park for the first time in years  |  Tigers maul the ASStros as A.J. Hinch returns to the scene of the crime  |  Cubs COVID outbreak piles pestilence upon already painful start  |  Are the Cubs and Willson Contreras just too sensitive about getting hit by seven Brewers pitches in 14 games?  |  Johnny Cueto's promising start might pay dividends for =Giants at trade deadline  |  Week 2 had plenty of funny Shit We Couldn't Make Up  |  Get your facts straight! Smitty earns his first Asshole of the Week 

Big news for the podcast as we unveil a new name and launch a goddamn t-shirt shop  |  #SFGiants seize control of the A*Hole standing as the only team above .500  |  At least the #Cubs futility brings some clarity  |  #WhiteSox storylines are abundant  |  Miggy's iconic Opening Day blast and Baddoo's breakout mark fleeting fun start to #Tigers season  |  #Athletics dismal start compounded by major injuries  |  Bizarre Boston/Nike unis harbinger of strange looks to come in Chicago  |  Trevor Bauer's sticky balls are the talk of the town — just the way he likes it  |  Even the #Mets disapprove of their bullshit walk-off win  |  Asshole of the Week: Chris Young

April Fool's hijinks and Opening Day roster surprises  |  Javy Baez is NOT Francisco Lindor just like Anthony Rizzo is NOT Paul Goldschmidt, so STOP fucking comparing them  |  Trying to stream Marquee Network is a completely FUBAR experience  |  NostraDumbass: Predictions for MVP, Cy Young, and ROY  |  Bad Tweets: Where are all the White Sox fans?

#Cubs #WhiteSox #Tigers #Giants #Athletics #MLB #OpeningDay

Yeah, of course, it sucks losing Eloy Jiménez for 5-6 months, but the Sox still have lots of options in LF  |  Do the Math: Capacity expanded to 25% at Wrigley/Sox Park (kinda?)  |  Cubs' drug mule gets busted with A LOT of product  | Our 'NostraDumbass' predictions for the 2021 season are so hot, they will melt your face!!!

#Cubs #WhiteSox #Tigers #Giants #Athletics