Do you go three boils per cup? Does Angry Jesus have your vote?

This month on Dad Pants in this, our year of the Dad Crank: the Sunday Scaries, bit of mow and pool chat, Time Facts, a bum-friendly deal and much more!

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A Positive Podcast

Shit Happy™️ – a feel-good podcast AND a new word: a noun meaning ‘stirring shitshows into something good’.

Hosted by Toni Powell (ABC’s Australian Story, 15M+ Goalcast views), Shit Happy™️ is where resilience meets real talk.

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