We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 13 “Dawn,” but only Bill has actually watched the episode. What if Enterprise tried to tackle the greatest TNG ep of all time, “Darmok” and mixed it up with 1985 sci-fi film “Enemy Mine?” And what if it was Trip facing off with the He-Man villain Rattlor! Sounds like a recipe for success! 

• Jamie: Retro photo app 
• Maria: Art Detectives 
• Bill: The Name of the Rose

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We are taking a short break from Star Trek Enterprise this week to bring you this special bonus episode about Quantum Leap. Jamie tells Maria and Bill about her experience watching Quantum Leap for the first time after having already seen quite a bit of Scott Bakula in Enterprise.

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This week, we’re on a second contact mission, revisiting Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 12 “The Catwalk,” now that Maria and Bill have watched it and can tell us exactly how much of a whiney baby they think Malcolm was acting throughout this episode. Plus, in our Mammary Alpha segment we discuss the Memory Alpha page for “buttocks.” 

A word of warning: If you haven’t listened to the episode before this one, “I'm Too Sexy for This Episode!,” go listen to that first because this is a follow up to last week.

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We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 12 “The Catwalk,” but only Jamie has actually watched the episode. The entire Enterprise crew has to spend eight days living inside one of the ship's nacelles without showers or a change of clothes, but Archer still somehow manages to find a way to watch his beloved water polo and Malcolm acts like a whiny baby.

• Maria: Batman Ninja
• Bill: Wave, Listen to Me!
• Jamie: Clair Obscur: Exhibition 33

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This week, we’re on a second contact mission, revisiting Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 11 “Precious Cargo,” now that Maria, Jamie, and Bill have watched it. Rebecca Watson joins us once again to hear our thoughts now that we've all watched this episode! A word of warning: If you haven’t listened to the episode before this one, “Trip Tucker, Swamp King!,” go listen to that first because this is a follow up to last week. 

Rikermendations:

• Rebecca: Terry Pratchett's Discworld Series

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We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 11 “Precious Cargo.”  An extra-long bumper episode this week with a very special guest explainer! Join us as Rebecca Watson, having never watched Enterprise OR listened to our show explains this episode to us. Trip gets stranded in a swamp with Padma Lakshmi and Rebecca tries to tell us what is happening, all while getting everyone's name wrong.

• Rebecca: Mickey 7 (book) and Mickey 17 (movie)
• Maria: The Great North (tv show)
• Jamie: Hip Hop Family Tree - Ed Piskor
• Bill: Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey (video game), Necessary Roughness (movie)

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This week, we’re on a second contact mission, revisiting Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 10 “Vanishing Point” now that Jamie, Bill, and our guest Kevin from The Flopcast have watched it, and we all have a lot of thoughts on how much we all kind of hated the twist ending. 

A word of warning: If you haven’t listened to the episode before this one, “It was Misogyny All Along!,” go listen to that first because this is a follow up to last week. 

Plus, in our Mammary Alpha segment we talk about the Memory Alpha page on “nipple”!

Both Kevin Eldridge and Jamie Bernstein are going to be at DragonCon 2025 -- Just search for their names in the DragonCon app to find what panels they will be on and please come say "hello" if you see us there!

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We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 10 “Vanishing Point,” but only Maria has actually watched the episode. Watch as Jamie, Bill, and our special guest Kevin try to figure out what the heck is going on in this episode. Is it an alternate universe? A time shift? Or just plain old misogyny? The answer will almost certainly disappoint you. We're joined by Kevin, from The Flopcast podcast, who is just as confused as the rest of us!

Mentioned in episode:

• Here’s the photo of Trip on the gyroscope thing

• Kevin: Sharing Space by Katie Coleman and Dragon Tales 
• Bill: Comrade Detective
• Jamie: Murderbot
• Maria: Saint of Steel series by T. Kingfisher

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This week, we’re on a second contact mission, revisiting Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 9 “Singularity” now that Jamie and Maria have actually seen it. Also, we inexplicably have not yet scared away Nicole Gugliucci who came back this week to chat with us about the episode and tell us about her favorite and least favorite examples of astronomy science in Star Trek. 

A word of warning: If you haven’t listened to the episode before this one, “Three Body Problems!,” go listen to that first because this is a follow up to last week. 

Links for things we mention in the episode:

The trinary system image that looks like boobs (surprisingly safe for work)

Feet Photos (sorry – blame Maria):

• Phlox’s Feet
• Malcolm’s Feet
• Archer’s Feet

Giant Comb in Archer’s Bathroom 

Interview with Dr. Erin McDonald

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We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 2, Episode 9 “Singularity,” but only Bill has actually watched the episode. It's the Enterprise version of a three body problem as mysterious radiation coming from a black hole causes the crew to start taking their jobs seriously. Too seriously, in fact, as Hoshi obsesses over a recipe, Trip obsesses over fixing a chair, and Phlox obsesses over cutting Travis's skull open. Can T'Pol convince the crew to, you know, lighten up a bit before they're all dead? 

We also had a special guest joining us this week, the Noisy Astronomer themself, Nicole Gugliucci.

Here’s an actual photo of what a black hole looks like!

• Nicole: Terry Pratchett's Discworld books
• Jamie: Poker Face 
• Maria: Thunderbolts* 
• Bill: Asobe Asobasi

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