Spanx for men?! To each their own, but really?! This week we enumerate on articles of clothing and bare body parts. Now bear in mind that this is a family show, but… your umbilicus is showing. And take off that bow tie.

Pandemic!!! Epidemic!!! Mass Chaos!!! ...McFlurry??? This week we enumerate on our top 5 viruses and top 5 ice creams. How do you pick your favorites of something you despise? Well, apparently some of us realize the seriousness of a viral situation and some of us think they are neat-o. And ice cream? Pssh... who screams for ice cream? Not the Enumeration hosts.

It’s an age-old question, in which Ben and I needed the help of a special guest to properly answer. So just what are the top 5 Nintendo and Super Nintendo games? We enumerated over this most delicate of matters for nearly two hours. How we managed to agree on a single cartage to represent each system is beyond me. Disagree with our choices? Get back at us.

Special Edition :: It’s an age-old question, in which Ben and I needed the help of a special guest to properly answer. So just what are the top 5 Nintendo and Super Nintendo games? We enumerated over this most delicate of matters for nearly two hours. How we managed to agree on a single cartage to represent each system is beyond me. Disagree with our choices? Get back at us.

Home may be where you rest your head (even when you are on an awesome vacation), but there are some recreational interests you can only explore at your actual home. This week we enumerate on our Top 5 Road Trips and Top 5 Home Activities... and Alex we are choosing a number 1 for every list, so just deal with it.

PRINT IS DEAD!!! Or… at least quickly becoming extinct. Sad yet true. So deal with it. But never fear! The Internet is a vast chasm of comedy that could replace serious social commentary in print form. This week we enumerate on our Top 5 Funniest Websites and Top 5 Serious Print Publications. In the process discover we that Ben will never have the correct accent to be on Jersey Shore... His heart was broken.

Welcome to 2010. Let the future begin! Kick this decade off right and set aside flying cars, hover boards, and space tourism for the moment to start with an awesome brand new episode. With the help of special guest host Jonathan from Chicago, we enumerate on our top 5 icky insects and top 5 cute and cuddly of the animal kingdom.

With the holiday season firmly behind us, we enumeration on our top 5 gifts received and our top 5 personally purchased products and in the process we manage to answer the ultimate question, "What's more important: existence or waffle fries?", the answer may surprise you. And what's this? No Ghostbuster reference? It's there, it's just hidden.

"As men get older, the toys get more expensive." or so says, Marvin Davis, former owner of the Denver Broncos NFL Team. Although neither of us have a stake in a professional athletic franchise, this week we enumerate on our top five childhood toys and top five adult luxuries. Bonus, Alex gets “schooled” by a schoolteacher.

WE'RE BACK!!! The adult responsibilities have subsided. Well, not really, but how could we stay away from you guys. To make up for missing last week, we have returned like gangbusters (or ghostbusters) with our top 5 Children's Stories and our top 5 Literary Masterpieces. The question is, who is more well read. I'm telling you, now, I done good.