This is, by far, the dumbest podcast ever. In it we explore such topics of counting calories, being Jonathan Weir, water, Hillary Clinton building a wall of uranium, Niels Bohr, Neil Armstrong, eating couches, corn atoms, underwater Jesus, Session 9 lobotomies, Cheryl Nobel, manatees, why scientists suck, having sex with Gremlins, Metallica, the Marinara Trench, Garfield, virtual reality Jackie Gleason, what the hell are clams and oysters, underwater football, and are generally just an utter embarrassment to all humanity.