Murder the Internet

We're BACK...... again. I mean since the last time we were back..... again. Today we talk about Donald Trump's hatred of John McCain's boat, Tom Hanks and his secret area rug factory, abortion, ball stench, thimbles, thumb babies, and Barabbas' notorious flea infestation. Because, of course we do.

I dont need my gat cause i got my rainbow

We're BACK and so EDGY and IN YOUR FACE!!! BRETT KAVANAUGH AND THE N-WORD, AMONGST VARIOUS OTHER WORDS......... like the X-word. Hell, it's an online tribute to the entire alphabet! But not numbers, oh no, I hate numbers.

Jonathan and I, Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka, discuss the subtle nuances behind skeleton rape, the Buttfucking King, and Saint Peter.

John McCain you are a terrible human being and I will GET MY REVENGE ON YOU!!! FOR DYING.

Imagine... a planet where Jesus did not evolve... a Planet of the Jesuses. Jesi. Whatever. Also: how big was Noah's Ark, why space is dumb, capitalism, nanobots, geometry, 9/11, and how elderly people are useless.

This is, by far, the dumbest podcast ever. In it we explore such topics of counting calories, being Jonathan Weir, water, Hillary Clinton building a wall of uranium, Niels Bohr, Neil Armstrong, eating couches, corn atoms, underwater Jesus, Session 9 lobotomies, Cheryl Nobel, manatees, why scientists suck, having sex with Gremlins, Metallica, the Marinara Trench, Garfield, virtual reality Jackie Gleason, what the hell are clams and oysters, underwater football, and are generally just an utter embarrassment to all humanity.

What are hens? What are steer? We don't know, but we try to get rich making our own ASMR recording, list every single food ever created, do some hip hopping, and I'm pretty sure at least one of us dies towards the end.

Prepare yourselves... for the scariest story ever told... the CURSE of the WITCH'S MATTRESS!

RICK AND MORTY FANS ARE THE MOST INTELLIGENT FANS IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY!!! Also autistic doctors, fish doctors, witch doctors, witch witch doctors, Death Wish doctors, and I can't even remember what else, despite the fact I just finished editing it and listened to the entire thing.