We preview ourselves and the NFL season. Chris disses the Olympics right off the bat. We reminisce on our youthful stupidity, being Cowboy fans (11:00). I make a bold prediction about J.J. Watt's back and the Texans season (16:40), then we go after Chip Kelly and his merry band of QB's (20:00). Then we smoothly segue into which teams are sleepers and who we're hating on, which leads to Chris's first conspiracy theory of the year (24:14). Finally we settle into our pre-season pontifications, throwing in some odds and future bets (30:00).