Happy WNBA CBA day to all who celebrate! This episode is a melange (I've been reading the dictionary) of topics we discuss. We tackle the Oscars, NFL free agency, Chipotle ai, Banksy's identity and other crap. The title really explains this episode perfectly.

We got a long way to go and a short time to get there. Chris finally gives his review on Lonesome Dove...which came out in 1989. We blitz through some NBA and WNBA topics. Chris has a Kris trivia and then goes on a Hot Honey rant.

We pay tribute to three fallen angels. We cover a lot of ground on a lot of the Olympic sports and Chris even find his event. That's it. No, seriously, that is it.

We talk about the Olympics, penis injections, and how Chris is kinda getting into it all...except the injections. Then we get into the greatest game every played and when Kris knew the Seahawks were going to win the game. Surprisingly, he didn't gloat as much as we thought. Go Hawks!

It's Super Bowl week. We talk about some other stuff, of course. But c'mon man.

The boys take a snow day, and talk snow issues. The Steelers hiring Mike McCarthy might be the final straw for Chris's fandom of the team...also Chris really nailed it about that organization months ago, didn't he? Kris says goodbye to one of his favorite Seattle bar, the Wagon wheel...except it's called the Waterwheel. really made a lasting impression there. Then they yammer on about the Hawks and the Patriots and the Super Bowl.

Chris shares another story from his exciting life. We celebrate the brilliance and business savvy of those who run the WNBA. We round up the NFL head coaching carousel. Chris wants to hedge all his bets with some scheme that makes Kris's head spin around and hurt. Then they pick the conference championship NFL games.

Chris humble brags about his trip to Hawai'i (it must be nice). We go off on Denis Leary and the return of Boston sports fandom (can we just not). Kris brags about being an influencer, before that was even a thing. He just been living the life all Gen Z keeps wanting. Then there's a lot of ranting and weird topics while picking the NFL Divisional Round Playoff games.

Thank god 2025 is over. 26 can't be any worse, right? right? We discuss new year resolutions, again. Kris grinds his gears about drivers. Chris hates the Olympics and the World Cup. The NBA is stealing Kris's brilliant ideas again...New years same stuff. And then there's the game pick for the final week for the regular season in the NFL. Happy Frickin' New Year Everyone!

We celebrate the NY Knicks winning the NBA Championship...oh...um...err...sorry it's the (checks notes)...NBA Cup championship. Do they hang a banner and have a parade down Broadway? Chris finds an obscure reason to continue his hate-watching fetish with the Knicks. Also, is NY more of a Ranger town than a Knicks town? We rank our favorite Christmas movies. Kris shares his story of his brother tricking him into sticking his tongue to a frozen pole. Then it's a lot of minutia, before they get to week 16 picks.