Chris is in the Delta Lounge (he's got baller status, I guess). Kris is in his man hole. It's not a man cave that's for certain. They talk this and that, and then picks week 2 of NFL games. But can't really talk much, Chris has plane to catch (even though it's delayed?)

After a long layoff, the boys are back in town. They break down and preview the NFL season as only they can. And since they suck and couldn't do this earlier, they also make the picks picks for the opening weekend of the NFL season. Give me the loot!

It's August, what do you want from us.

Kris helps solve the google maps issues. Chris finds the MLB collective bargaining interesting. Too Shorts still in the house, making albums! Kris is feeling nostalgic, apparently. It's the only thing he likes about baseball. We go back to the well about the Portland Trailblazers. Kris predicts Cathy Englebert isn't the WNBA commish after the season. it's a pretty cold take at this point. Then Chris gets the last laugh (it won't be actually) about Mike Lombardi. Enjoy these dog days of summer.

We definitely go on our own odyssey during this episode. Chris breaks down the movie. Then it feels like one long rant about ESPN, the Blazers owner, LeBron and more, I think?

We're back from our summer World Cup break. Chris has a new gripe, beatboxing. Just let him go. From there we get into the movie The Odyssey. Do we want to see it? Chris also comes up with a new movie genre, Kungfu horror. It's kinda brilliant. Then we slide on into World Cup topics. Kris brings up a good question, why is there only one ref for such a large field? Then he goes in on WNBA and their trash leadership. It's good to be back.

We're happy in this era, right? I mean the 90's were great, could we have just kept that going? We talk about the best thing about the world cup isn't the games. Then we do the biggest, deepest dive of the NBA prospects. How we're not NBA draft analysts is one of the world's greatest mysteries.

We celebrate the Knicks winning the chip! They're the greatest team of all time while also Americas team. Then we get into some World Cup.

Chris is feeling France right now. They are having a moment, aren't they? We do a quick rundown on the World Cup. We have a few sneaky favorites we'll be watching. Chris hates Adam Silver. We try to figure out the WNBA league as a whole. Then we discuss the NBA Finals and Chris gives his love to his favorite people of all time, Knicks fans.

We give a show review on Spider-Noir. One of us likes it the other doesn't, but might come around. Kris takes some positives on potential Sonics ownership news. He also has a very minute and frigid-ass conspiracy take on Myles Garrett going to the Rams. Then we move on to the NBA Finals and find ourselves rooting for both teams. How often does that happen? We also take a victory lap...We were right about Chet Holmgren! Happy Bing Bong day everyone.