Not For Nothin'

We back after a month-long hiatus. And no, there is no truth to the rumor that Kris was in Turkey getting hair-plugs. He would never do that. A BBL, maybe? Pumpkin flavors have gone too far. We're serious this time. Enough! Chris & Kris debate how good of a parallel parker they would be, especially in a competition. Then they move on to WNBA finals and the start of the NBA. Chris is really in a love/hate relationship with the Sixers right now. Also Muggsy Bogues is getting his jersey retired! Hooray! Good for him, he deserves it. Then we make our week 9 NFL picks.

We pay our respects to everyone's high school principal in the 90's - Mr Belding. We jump all over this NY Times top 100 tv shows...but only of this century. We and a lot of our followers have a lot of bones to pick with the list. Then we tackle the WNBA Playoffs and let Chris gloat about his Liberty. Kris also had his worst take about them of all time. We finish it off with NFL week 4 picks. I think we're getting really good at it.

Who knew Perfect Strangers had a spin-off show? I'm not sure you could guess it, if you had a million guesses. Then things get a little "frosty" between these two and might have had their biggest disagreement in a very long time. We look towards the WNBA playoffs - who will win? Who do we want to win? So may questions. Then it's Week three picks for the NFL games.

Chris is in the Delta Lounge (he's got baller status, I guess). Kris is in his man hole. It's not a man cave that's for certain. They talk this and that, and then picks week 2 of NFL games. But can't really talk much, Chris has plane to catch (even though it's delayed?)

After a long layoff, the boys are back in town. They break down and preview the NFL season as only they can. And since they suck and couldn't do this earlier, they also make the picks picks for the opening weekend of the NFL season. Give me the loot!

It's August, what do you want from us.

Kris helps solve the google maps issues. Chris finds the MLB collective bargaining interesting. Too Shorts still in the house, making albums! Kris is feeling nostalgic, apparently. It's the only thing he likes about baseball. We go back to the well about the Portland Trailblazers. Kris predicts Cathy Englebert isn't the WNBA commish after the season. it's a pretty cold take at this point. Then Chris gets the last laugh (it won't be actually) about Mike Lombardi. Enjoy these dog days of summer.

We definitely go on our own odyssey during this episode. Chris breaks down the movie. Then it feels like one long rant about ESPN, the Blazers owner, LeBron and more, I think?

We're back from our summer World Cup break. Chris has a new gripe, beatboxing. Just let him go. From there we get into the movie The Odyssey. Do we want to see it? Chris also comes up with a new movie genre, Kungfu horror. It's kinda brilliant. Then we slide on into World Cup topics. Kris brings up a good question, why is there only one ref for such a large field? Then he goes in on WNBA and their trash leadership. It's good to be back.

We're happy in this era, right? I mean the 90's were great, could we have just kept that going? We talk about the best thing about the world cup isn't the games. Then we do the biggest, deepest dive of the NBA prospects. How we're not NBA draft analysts is one of the world's greatest mysteries.