Not For Nothin'

It's wedding season people! These two old farts have to travel and actually put a suit on and dance their asses off. Chris ties together hecklers at a comedy show to dumbasses throwing dildos at WNBA games. Then we lament the media involvement in enhancing a stupid act. Then it's time for "Kris Trivia," followed by Chris wanting to cancel his fantasy football league, he's over it. Then Kris has a hypothetical futures bet for Chris. And we end with smelling salts in the NFL.

If you're a home owner that hates their house, this episode is for you...septic talk, A/C troubles and generators for Christmas presents. We finally talk to about the passing of Hulk Hogan & Ozzy Osborne. Chris tried to watch Happy Gilmore 2...hard pass, unless you're looking to hate watch. We question what is up with Daryl Morey trashing Lakers Covid Bubble chip. Then we have to talk WNBA.

We really get into some shit on this episode, almost literally - Chris learns about the septic tank system. Chris gives his movie review for One Flew Over The Coukoo's Nest. Warning there's spoilers! We also grind our gears about too many trailers & commercials. We pay a heartfelt tribute to Frank Layden. We wouldn't have Dazzling Dunks And Basketball Bloopers without him.

We have a Chris Trivia and then lament about the farce that is NBA expansion. Kris has had it and might give up basketball as a whole. We laugh at the MLB and their stupid All-Star game rules. And then it's just a whole bunch of random crap to close it out.

Chris makes an attempt at a formal apology. Kris wonders one of life's great mysteries...why don't people moon others any more? Although Chris has done it with his father-in-law of all people. It's also the dogs days of summer, at least for us. So we fill some time before talking about summer league basketball, the WNBA lull. We're so sports starved we're even looking forward to football training camps. But we're not desperate enough to talk about baseball.

I know we've said this before, but this episode really does have it all. Nipples, side boobs, sleeveless shirts, men fishing, MAMILS. What is this a barstool podcast? We even talk WNBA expansion. How everyone is getting a statue in Seattle. NBA draft and free agency.

We try not to go down lifes path too far on this one. It's our big NBA Draft spectacular show, so no movie reviews, or grinding gears, etc. We do discuss the art of talking shit, and whether Chris is really that mean of a person. Otherwise we focus on the end of the finals, the big Durant trade right before game 7. Kris has a brilliant ideas to help fix the draft format. Then we mock our version of who should be the first 12 players taken in this draft. Oddly enough we're both on the same page.

Chris thinks it's Shark Week, but we're just happy it's Juneteenth. Do we even know what each of our national holidays are really for? Chris recaps his dude-ranch vacation in Montana. Chris realizes how stupid Pickleball is. Also what the hell was the standardized tests, those were pointless right? Kris recaps the Pee Wee doc, and also recommends Love & Mercy. Then we tackle the WNBA & the Caitlin Clark non-scuffle. We also talk about the NBA Finals which neither of us watch. That makes us the Stephen A. Smith of podcasts then?

This one is all over the place. But it's hot out and the allergies are running wild. So this is what you get.

Chris has the craziest idea you could ever imagine and it's really pissed Kris off. Which leads us to the NBA Playoffs of course. Can the Knicks pull off the craziest of comebacks? Do we want them to in the best interests of the NBA championship? Maybe we all need to be Pacers fans at this point. Oh and also the WNBA season is awesome this year. You can't want more than that.

we took a little hiatus, but we're back you sons of bitches. We're marvel at opening week of the WNBA season. We give praise to the Knicks, but also to the Pacer. Yeah, we're playing both sides. Kris revisits the two huge trades that are impacting the payoffs as well. We raise our beers to the legend Norm!