It's wedding season people! These two old farts have to travel and actually put a suit on and dance their asses off. Chris ties together hecklers at a comedy show to dumbasses throwing dildos at WNBA games. Then we lament the media involvement in enhancing a stupid act. Then it's time for "Kris Trivia," followed by Chris wanting to cancel his fantasy football league, he's over it. Then Kris has a hypothetical futures bet for Chris. And we end with smelling salts in the NFL.