A little trip to NOLA, some draft day talk, the NBA playoffs and bad hockey nicknames. That's all you need to know. What more could you want?

How long is too long...to linger? We recap the WNBA Draft & then preview the NBA Playoffs. Then say good bye to that POS "juice." Finally it's expired. We're certainly not lingering with this episode.

Chris either has the best April Fools Day prank, or the worst. This podcast might be one long and stupid prank itself. Somehow we end up talking about a Norwegian cooking show. Chris asks, why no crowd surfing at sporting events? Kris has a good answer. Then we focus on the Women's Tournament, but end up once again complaining about refs and the stupid rules of the games. We kinda wrap it up talking about gambling but not making any picks, which seems inevitable.

This episode has is all - jacking wheels in Kris's neighborhood. Let's get rid of Idaho, cause they're a bunch of racists pricks. Chris hates Brady's face. Should Caitlin Clark take the bag? And athletes gambling on their own stats. You cool with that? There's just not enough hours the day.

It feels like forever, but we're finally back together. We've got a lot to catch up on. It's March Madness, WTF on the Oscars, which Chris almost watched all of the nominated movies. Good job buddy. Chris went to a Lakers game while Kris went down the Royal rabbit hole There's just not enough time!

You know the old adage, "if it ain't broke don't fix it." Well this episode is literally (and figuratively) the opposite of that. Obviously we're talking about issues at home. And by that I mean, our houses are literally breaking, surely but slowly. We eventually talk some NBA & women's basketball and the dumbasses who are trying to pretend they've been on the bandwagon all along.

Of course we review the history of the great Chicago fire, and of course the folklore of it all blames a women and her cow. This country has the worst folklore of all time. Kris shares his vitriol of Knicks broadcaster Alan Hahn.

Then spontaneously, the boys decide to do a sudo-oscar preview. Then Kris shares the story of his mom's attempt at doing drugs. Happy Black History month everyone!

Chris shares a story of getting old, so Kris gets annoyed. They discuss a whole lot of basketball takes. Plus a bold NBA Finals take. They're just trying to get through February like the rest of us, alright man.

There's a lot of love to start this episode cause it's the most loving day of the year. It's also a scam, but whatever I guess. Then they let the hate begin. They blame the "bros" for ruining an taking the fun out of gambling, and force-feeding us stupid parlays. They've also ruined golf, which is the very sport they were being catered to. The one thing these guys didn't hate, the Super Bowl. There wasn't one thing they could complain about. it's a V-day miracle.

We try to rethink NYC fashion week. Super Bowl bets suck now. We pick which drugs we'd want to do with, or without a therapist. Then we do a little NBA trade deadline talk., with Chris going in and after Knicks fans hard.

Top wrap it up, Chris has to be convince to pick the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. LETS GO TAYLOR!!!