To celebrate their ten-iversary, Jacob and Aaron give the aliens just what they’ve been asking for: lamps! In this episode, your intrepid Earth ambassadors pretty much bungle the physics of light, send James Cameron to Europa to write a movie about water aliens, and talk about how shitty life on Earth was before Thomas Edison invented that beautiful bulb. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)