Release the Piecaken! It's Thanksgiving week, and Doug and Alice have crankstaken the shenanigans up to 11. Gird your sirloins for some long and uncomfortable ASMR, as well as a biblical digression about seed-spilling. Talk about Wanksgiving, amirite?

Then tune into YouTube on Wednesday for Going Terribly's PRANKSGIVING VIDEO SPECIAL in which Doug and Alice take the best parts of Thanksgiving -- the food and the loved ones -- and add a dash of poonkin spice. Seven households (some more alike in dignity than others) face off in a Showcase Showdown with abominable concoctions at Chez Doug.

So grab a Dranksgiving and celebrate Colin Hanksgiving with the hosts who Pranksgiveth and the hosts who Prankstaketh away.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The allure of discount grocery lighting

- Onanism: The sexiest part of the Bible?

- The gravitational pull and irresistible comfort of a pet bed

- Learning how to bail out a murderer. You know, just in case.

- Dougnuts