Alice and Doug welcome back special guest Wendy Brown in this New Year's extravaganza. Doug puts Alice and Wendy's stress levels to the ultimate test. But Alice might be too (prescription) drugged up to feel the stress. Plus, is Wendy too kind for roller derby? Does Doug know *any* U.S. state capitals? And has Alice been watching the Saw movies too much? All this and more as we ring in 2025 in Terrible style.

Other discussion topics may include:

- New Year's festivities like fireworks, parades, and neighborhood gunshots

- Drew Carey's napping assistant

- The best thing before sliced bread

- What if Sir Anthony Hopkins really is a cannibal?

- Time is Crazy!!

Andy Jones joins Doug and Alice for his second Christmas special, regardless of how Doug remembers things. Together, they play some holiday games and, of course, talk about Alice's poop a little. Can you guess which Christmas movies are family friendly and which are...absolutely not? You might be surprised.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Is 80 tabs too many to have open?

- A tattoo based on a huge dining mistake

- Potentially questionable stationery collections

- Christmas themed crimes and injuries

- The coolest celebration tradition in all of college basketball

New segments are introduced. But overall it's the same ol' same ol'. Come learn some stuff about poop.

Sadly, Alice does not pee her pants this episode.

- Alice's exciting new hobby that she most definitely would not have paid for

- Who would listen to a Schindler's List live watch along?

- Trash ramen is not trash

- Poop gloves: What would they be to you?

- The pros and cons of a partially smart house

Alice is back! And Doug is here! Going Terribly is back on track with its usual two hosts, perhaps out of fear the guest hosts over the past few weeks might be gunning for their jobs. Where would that hit them on a 1-10 pain scale? Who's to say? But they'll cover said scale, along with possible kitten names, and more in this comeback episode. Big time suburbanite stuff inside. And before it's all over, someone might just pee a little.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Famous blues magician Muddy Johnson

- Where/how would your intestine hang out, and why would anyone ask that?

- The deliciousness of a Cyclone Supreme pizza

- The most painful idea for a tattoo ever?

- Disney vs. Joel Osteen: To whom would you listen regarding your pet's death?

Well, it's Alice's turn to go on vacation. Er, be out sick. So William/Will/A Random Fellow is filling in to try to make sure Doug doesn't screw everything up while she's gone. Doug has a game prepared, but Will is ready and has brought along his own. Who takes control of the show? It's the ultimate battle of wills. Well, battle of Will and Doug, rather.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A special visit from one of the creators of possibly the worst PSP game ever made (no, really!)

- Some possible names for the new Terrible Kittens

- A healthy post-Thanksgiving serving of bullcrap pie

- Why Celebrity Price is Right would be really stupid and really fantastic

- Stormy Pinkness

It's two days before Thanksgiving, and Alice and Doug have a lot to be thankful for.

And yet, somehow all they could really think of was Ryan Reynolds.

But there is a big surprise later in the episode (well, technically two!) that will be more than enough reason to stick around.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Did you know America's Funniest Home Videos is still on the air?

- How humane society trips are like sex

- Making cakes out of hamburgers. Or vice versa.

- Is a toaster a good gift to get for the celebrity who has it all?

- What in the world is a Rizzler?

Doug is back! And he brought most of his voice with him!

But, most importantly, Alice just had her first mammogram. And, number two* in importance, today is World Toilet Day. So enjoy plenty of scatological goodness.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Can you overdose on Theraflu?

- Better band name: The Horizontal Shelf or A Ketchup Bidet?

- A heckuva Donald Duck pooping impression

- Plungers hanging from the ceiling

- An entire lasagna

*heh

Doug has fallen ill, but Going Terribly wasn't about to miss a week. So, for the first time ever, there's a guest host! Naem Madi is on board to help out while offering his own twist of fun with the musical "Naem That Tune." Meanwhile, Alice offers insights on Hollywood celebrity family feuds (not of the Steve Harvey variety) and Hemingway/Bible/colon connections.

But Doug does offer a couple of notes from the grave. Er, sidelines. So you won't be completely free of him.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Who is Bella Thorne to you?

- The downside to snakeskin soap

- Have you forgotten about Dre?

- Would you rather win one fewer Oscar than your sister or just go ahead and die?

- Ryan Gosling wasn't available

This Sunday is Alice's birthday! With Alice hitting the big 4-0, Doug digs up a bunch of stuff from Alice's birth year that might make her and Steve Guttenberg feel a little old. Like Who's the Boss and Depends. Doug presents a couple of games and even tries his hand at Alice's most popular segment.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The disappointment that spinal taps aren't as serious or dangerous as they sound

- Purse Suer vs. Purse Sewer - which is the worse pun?

- The 1984 hit Seinfeld movie

- It Takes Two: Electric Boogaloo

- Lots and lots of quantum stuff. Or not. Better grab a pocket calculator just in case.

Happy Halloween!

Alice and Doug invite Kevin Roach to the show for his annual Halloween episode. This year they debate which horror movie villains they'd bed (spoiler: The Predator has some sexy abs) and recite a brand new scary story. They also discuss the merits of a travel bidet (or two!) and wonder if Pat Morita could have convincingly played a small town sheriff.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The dark side of Dr. Seuss

- Auntie Lee's Meat Pies

- When on a vibrating boat, are you more likely to poop yourself, orgasm, or gently fall asleep?

- That time Hitler unwittingly left some DNA in a sausage mixer

- Honestly, more routine cannibalism talk than should be comfortable