Alice has gotten so crafty lately! She’s settled in nicely to her half old lady/half little kid era. 

Meanwhile, Doug dabbles in mimery while pining for a well crafted sandwich. 

Also, it’s the 32nd anniversary of the (obviously unfortunate) Nancy Kerrigan assault. Doug and Alice talk about it for a bit, even noting the date of the attack. 

And it never even occurs to them that it was on this very day. It went terribly indeed.

Other discussion topics may include:

- What cookie would you name your kid after?

- Very real Canadian friends

- Are eggs just white apples? An explanation will be provided.

- Legendary spoonerized composer Juan Jilliams

- How to grow a chicken tree

In the last episode of the year, Alice and Doug welcome Jeremy Brailsford to the show. 

It’s an episode of stress tests, (somewhat) current events, resolutions, and … more animal-related band names than you can shake a stick at.

It’s a long one! So toss on a diaper and settle in. Enjoy the show!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Choppin the corgi

- IBPOOPN

- Can you make eyeballs out of gall stones?

- The world’s oldest baby

- Peas mean something.

First time guest Mark Atchison joins Doug and Alice this week to share holiday cheer!

From wonderful, heartwarming stories to nonsensical sequels to timeless classic movies, this is one special episode you're not going to want to miss.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Using the elements to play God

- Gag reflexes

- Is it okay to name your daughter Doughnut?

- Drool marks

- Please, Daddy. Don't get drunk this Christmas.

Doug has had some really weird dreams about Alice lately. Read that however you'd like, but you don't know the half of it until you listen to this episode.

Plus, celebrate the 100th birthday of living legend song and dance man, Dick Van Dyke!

And are Alice and Doug going to get a pet tamarin...?

Other discussion topics include:

- The 1940s weren't ready for homo sapiens

- Hot take: Is it possible method actors aren't that great at acting?

- Toy cigarettes

- Where is Owen Wilson's Mighty Ducks movie?

- The best/worst Frank Capra impression, possibly ever.

Doug and Alice had a plumbing issue this past week. But while that might have been pretty crappy (heh), let's focus on the more fun parts of life - such as Alice's radio play coming up this weekend! Or Doug sharing news on new snacks everyone can go out and try! Or the fact that nobody had to poop in a litter box this past week!

It truly is the season to be thankful.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Is pickle a Christmas seasoning?

- The oldest book in the cheese book

- A case for poutine pizza

- Casanova squirrels

- Stocking flavored chicken nuggets

It's time for two months worth of It Went Terribly! And boy, is it ever a-propro in this one.

Doug shares a story about an NBA player who loved (in absolutely no particular order) chicken wings, naked women, and his deceased grandfather - all set against the backdrop of the global COVID pandemic.

And Alice shares a list of her favorite soccer movies from the 2000s, plus educates us all on the brutal assassination that started World War I.

No, really.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How famous does one have to be to celebrate their death day?

- Favorite strip club takeout orders

- Taking down whole hogs

- Underhanded pizzeria techniques

- The Annexation of Puerto Rico

'Tis the season to be thankful. And Doug and Alice sure try their absolute hardest. But why should you be thankful for manufacturers? For injuries? For...ears?

Also, Alice is hooked on this new series she's been watching - cyber security training videos. So there's that.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Gigantic, small dangling spiders

- How to fight off a case of Hepburn

- The classic mouth to foot sexual position

- Why is pork white, but ham pink?

- Intense romantic shaking

Is Alice autotuned this episode? Or is her voice just all mangled due to a recent illness? And, if the latter, *should* we have autotuned her?

Elsewhere, hear about how Alice and Doug almost kinda potentially could have sorta possibly considered getting another cat (maybe). But they apparently already have a pet radioactive spider, so that should be good for now.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The need to brush up on one's animated fish trivia

- Tomatoes vs. Roses: Which would you rather have thrown at you?

- Attending one's teacher's birthday event

- A nonsense TV theme song

- How to get your ribs virtually(?) crushed in VR

Yesterday was Alice's birthday! And, for the occasion, Doug has conjured up an exciting, brand new, absolutely-not-inspired-by-anything-else-ever game! Get ready for:

Alice Shen: This Has Been Your Life So Far!

Other discussion topics may include:

- How long do you wear your favorite pair of underwear?

- How to dodge the ram people

- Is your butter for Ramadan?

- Stop hitting old people with your cars. Especially the celebrities.

- A clown motel

Alice and Doug have just returned from a surprise early birthday trip out of town. They've come back with stories of food, a 40th anniversary celebration, and a what-might-have-been involving an "adult playground."

It's also National Candy Day, and...have you ever noticed how suggestive some candy slogans sound? Well, you're about to.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A tale of two mango sticky rices

- Robert Zemeckis is a grossy

- A nut-filled dream

- The disappointment of *not* smelling manure

- TITSOAK