SIX YEARS. 

This podcast has had a new episode every single Tuesday for SIX YEARS.

Can you believe it? 

This time around, Doug and Alice welcome returning guest William (will.he.is) and first-time guest Stephanie Osborne (FINALLY) to the podcast for games, chit chats, and jolly good times. 

And neither of them brings anything iron on this, the Iron Anniversary.

Again, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

Still a great time though! You know, all things considered, what with the lack of iron and all. 

Other discussion topics may include:

- Did you know deer kept diaries?

- Grandmas love Charlie Sheen

- Weird Als and Weird AIs

- The hit podcast “Alice Loves Anagrams”

- Maybe it’s the Toblerone Anniversary?

To celebrate yesterday's National Video Games Day, Doug and Alice play "Is This a Game To You?"

To celebrate yesterday's National Day of Encouragement, they're a little extra nice to each other. Even if Alice doesn't like linguine, pizza, or a certain Bedrockian children's vitamin. And even if Doug has too many hot takes about vegan food lines.

To celebrate today, they've been listening to "Amber" during their downtime.*

Other discussion topics may include:

- Eggs that have not been chickified yet

- Orangutanese poetry

- The misleading nature of double cheeseburgers

- Are there professional tambourine players?

- Random Goo

*You get it.

Alice has a band gig coming up this weekend and also has another musical announcement to make on this week's episode! Here's a hint: it rhymes with Dorkestra.

Doug takes us on a flavor parade through the streets of New Yum City, featuring blueberries, chicken, and...cottage cheese(?) in weird places.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Banana bread lovers : are they ew?

- Concert pianist Buck Naked

- Wanting cookies to taste less like sweet and more like chicken

- Zombified Toucan Sam

- What important lessons did the movie Psycho teach children?

After three weeks of Taiwan talk, Alice and Doug are back to their regularly scheduled programming. Which, this week includes “It Went Terribly!”

Which, this month, includes…plenty of Taiwan talk.

Whoops.

Alice comes in hot this week, mocking Doug’s video game choices. But by the end she’s humbled via an unexpectedly stolen segment that concludes with an animal that’s potentially become her greatest rival.

Doug’s probably just headed back to play Brotato.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The infamous case of Dicky v Dyke

- When will they finally release a record player for cars?

- Looking straight up like a dead, raw chicken

- Why fewer and fewer people are being ear poisoned now

- Is syphilis the greatest pox?

This week Alice finishes her tale of visiting Taipei with stories of chasing down English birth certificates, visiting IKEA, and, of course, using eastern toilets.

Doug contributes a new game involving celebrity birthdays, explains why putting “Little” before a name upsets him, and has a hot take about…yes, toilets. 

Other discussion topics may include:

- Childish Cardiac Arrests

- How to stuff an ottoman in an overheard compartment

- College nickname: Stares Forever

- You don’t judge a man by the size of his pox

- Should we get rid of urinals?

It’s time for Part Two of Alice’s Taipei Trip Trilogy. 

During this episode Alice tells Doug and listeners all about the weeklong funeral of her beloved aunt. Doug has a hard time wrapping his head around some customs with which he is not familiar. 

This is actually a very nice episode about mortality, customs, and family that can educate a lot of us. But hopefully just light and juvenile enough for a typical Going Terribly audience.

In loving memory of Gloria.

Alice took a big trip to Taiwan this past week, and she's back just in time to tell everyone about it.

Except that she and Doug don't get around to doing that because the trip back home took a day and a half and was filled with schedule disturbance after schedule disturbance. And, really, that's bonkers on its own.

So that'll be this episode. Wanna hear about the Taipei trip? Maybe come back next week. Wanna hear some crazy tales while just trying to make it home? Well, boy, are you in luck!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Families who fly united or not at all

- Can you poison someone in the ear?

- When your luggage has business in a different city than your destination

- A push for street view night time photos

- Baby delivering bus drivers

This week on Going Terribly, Doug and Alice discuss some ice cream dishes that even they wouldn’t eat.

Or, well, you’d think so. But Alice seemed strangely into a couple. Cold gravy on ice cream? She’s into it somehow.

Elsewhere, can you distinguish Harlequin romance novels from old classic records? We’ll see if Alice can.

Most important, it’s “It Went Terribly” week, which means it’s the one episode per month where you can actually (sort of) learn some stuff!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Hal O’Ween: Who’s that dude?- Did you know Dylan and Cole Sprouse are twins?

- Oscar the Grouch's consistently delicious sardine ideas

- How many fonts can you name?

- Songs about crushes on friends' grandmothers

Alice and Doug are back from an Indonesian fueled trip to Indianapolis (Indonesapolis?), followed by a Canadian themed get together. It’s been some international weekend. 

Plus, Alice had two brushes with American Girl Doll fate. It doesn’t end exactly how one might think, but it does end mighty happily!

And Doug is still really into Huey Lewis and the News. And jokes about meat.*

Other discussion topics may include:

- Circumcised candy corn

- Pointy fragrances

- Sucking chocolate off a Milky Way to improve one’s onions

- The abject horror of the durian

- Sharing more of your meat than you planned (*see?)

Another annual Nation Alice Cream Day ice cream crawl has come and gone, and Doug and Alice are still around to tell the tale.

What hijinks did the group get up to? What flavors and creations did they get their grubby little mouths around? Did all of the 30+ participants make it out alive?

Find out the answers to all these questions and more in this week’s dairy-fueled episode.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Good old family fun vs. porn

- If you see a clown get hit by a car, do you laugh?

- Digsey, the Disney knockoff

- Main Street: Vertical vs. Horizontal

- Dairy Potter and the Deathly Marshmallows