Going Terribly

Today is Alice’s birthday!

Enjoy some tailor-made games meant just for the birthday girl!

You’ll get the music history test of “Original Song Lyrics."

That's followed up with the trivia phenomenon “Which Alice Was It?”

Finally, the classic “Semi-Recent Semi-Decent News” returns with some of the most semi-recent stories you’ve ever heard. And at least a few bodily functions in there for good measure. Obviously.

Join all of Alice’s birthday fun now!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Detached malevolence

- Can you live in an eagle’s nest over the Pacific Ocean?

- If cicadas were the size of elephants we’d all drown

- Fermented fragaria

- How would you like to be mayor of Hell? You can!

Do you know what really grinds Alice’s gears? 

Do you know what really lubes her up?

You can find out both in this episode.

And neither is dirty at all! 

Though you might not want to ask her why she’s been spending so much time in her car lately. 

Other discussion topics may include:

- Do you think you could be in the room when someone else is pooping?

- The terminal of the C

- Laboratory meat

- Proper trash bag puffing etiquette

- What if your butt isn’t compatible with space?

Halloween means Kevin Roach is in the house!

It also means Poop Fairies, learning about the DNA in different biological fluids, and…murder via sexual exhaustion?

Also, at two hours, it's the longest episode of Going Terrorly (er, Terribly) ever! And it’s definitely one for the (very spoopy) books. 

Other discussion topics may include:

- Bidet evangelism

- Boobies in Titanic, and other film twists

- Mrs. Einstein Doubtfire- Plasticized body parts

- Tears for Smears

Alice and Doug took a trip to the city now formerly known as Indianapolis a few weeks ago. They took in some comedy shows, a big-name play, and a trip to the zoo! And, of course, some great food spots. Including a barrage of food! Or Borage. Whatever.

But the hold-your-breath moment in the episode comes when Alice reveals she may, somehow, some way, be getting tired of…7 Brew? 

Of course this sounds ridiculous. You’ll have to listen to see how that shakes out.

Other Discussion Topics May Include

- Why are there still open fields?

- Dr. Pepper allergies

- Sometimes a man just needs to be pet.

- Free thinking vs. Conspiracy theories

- Buckets of bread

So, where were we? 

Alice and Doug pick up where they left off last week with some more much needed educating on topics such as “What are the grossest words in the English language?” and “Why does Hostess make all their cakes sound filthy?”

There’s also a reveal that, believe it or not, Going Terribly is in the top 0.05% of a particular statistic in ALL of podcasts. It’s actually pretty cool to be honest!

Other Discussion Tops May Include:

- Space poops

- Unanswered questions about Curious George

- Disproving Chinese stereotype jokes

- Explaining snowballs to the uninitiated

- Do you get an extra party if you’re extra born?

It's National Mad Hatter Day! A celebration of...when people would wear hats filled with mercury and start going a little bit crazy? Maybe?

Alice and Doug clearly have their hats on in this episode because it gets weird in a hurry.

But they also seek to educate this week with the monthly "It Went Terribly" segment. Whether they are successful or not is anyone's guess, but the attempt is there.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Phasing out licks and sticks

- The economic benefits of digging one's own grave

- Mixing up Michael Jordan and Howdy Doody

- You can't always get a bass clarinet

- Hit songs about Olympic figure skater Elvis Stojko

Alice and Doug recently celebrated Mid-Autumn Festival by shopping for and carefully preparing authentic Chinese dishes. 

But first, they celebrated National Cheeseburger Day by sitting at a burger joint for over an hour waiting for a Handful of Gentlemen (ahem) to present them with their meals. 

It’s all about experiencing a variety of cultures. 

Like, pirates are in here, too. You’ll see.

Other discussion topics

- Full cornea contacts

- How often do you secretly record people in public?

- Pig flavored gum

- Measuring time in boats of peanuts

- Couch writing: Inventive or destructive?

SIX YEARS. 

This podcast has had a new episode every single Tuesday for SIX YEARS.

Can you believe it? 

This time around, Doug and Alice welcome returning guest William (will.he.is) and first-time guest Stephanie Osborne (FINALLY) to the podcast for games, chit chats, and jolly good times. 

And neither of them brings anything iron on this, the Iron Anniversary.

Again, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

Still a great time though! You know, all things considered, what with the lack of iron and all. 

Other discussion topics may include:

- Did you know deer kept diaries?

- Grandmas love Charlie Sheen

- Weird Als and Weird AIs

- The hit podcast “Alice Loves Anagrams”

- Maybe it’s the Toblerone Anniversary?

To celebrate yesterday's National Video Games Day, Doug and Alice play "Is This a Game To You?"

To celebrate yesterday's National Day of Encouragement, they're a little extra nice to each other. Even if Alice doesn't like linguine, pizza, or a certain Bedrockian children's vitamin. And even if Doug has too many hot takes about vegan food lines.

To celebrate today, they've been listening to "Amber" during their downtime.*

Other discussion topics may include:

- Eggs that have not been chickified yet

- Orangutanese poetry

- The misleading nature of double cheeseburgers

- Are there professional tambourine players?

- Random Goo

*You get it.

Alice has a band gig coming up this weekend and also has another musical announcement to make on this week's episode! Here's a hint: it rhymes with Dorkestra.

Doug takes us on a flavor parade through the streets of New Yum City, featuring blueberries, chicken, and...cottage cheese(?) in weird places.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Banana bread lovers : are they ew?

- Concert pianist Buck Naked

- Wanting cookies to taste less like sweet and more like chicken

- Zombified Toucan Sam

- What important lessons did the movie Psycho teach children?