Going Terribly

September's over, so wake up and join Doug and Alice as they consider alternate Barry Manilow fandom names, question their new home's bathroom setup, and, most importantly, celebrate a special 100th birthday. Plus why does the international market have so many cooler RC products than we do?

Other discussion topics may include:

- A nostalgic start to a life long love affair with cheese curds

- Dropping your drawers in a grocery store

- Supper bullying

- The Sound of Music vs. West Side Story - How's your classic movie trivia?

- Relentlessly trying to get noticed by well endowed people

Doug and Alice have been doing a lot of burying of ledes lately, and it's time for all the news to finally come out. Major life changes have occurred. Are they shrouded in murder or in tradition? There's only one way to find out.*

Other discussion topics may include:

- Life is a lot more bearable when you picture all your finances in board game money

- A celebration of Eckerty, Indiana, if it does indeed exist

- How to rid your own cabbage patch of those darn babies

- Pleasantville, Stepford, or Get Out - what's your ideal neighborhood?

*Okay, we suppose a second way could be to watch for arrest reports, but you're slightly more likely to get some bathroom talk here.

Alice teaches us about the differences between Chinese language and symbols, as well as differences in sign languages between countries, including accents! Meanwhile, Doug makes a joke about Mario's penis.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A literally childish alien obsession

- Is there anyone who uses a letter as a first name who isn't successful?

- A computer literally tries to take over the episode (it's happening)

- How smarmy are you allowed to be when narrating a corny joke book?

- Happy birthday to the U.S. Constitution...for better or worse.

It's a Great Day with Doug, even if by force. Enjoy a trio of film directors' birthdays, some great news regarding Alice's band, and Doug gushing about his favorite musician. And even Barry Manilow.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The Sound of Music meets West Side Story in a battle to the death

- Try to name a non-sweet food that wouldn't be great on mashed potatoes. You can't.

- Should Quentin Tarantino write a musical?

- The phrase "milk ejection time" is used, so you probably want to get to the bottom of that.

- You know you've made it as a band when Rotel dip is your opening act

Alice has been a bonehead again. Doug almost had a tree crash down on his. It went terribly lately, but they're still hanging in there. They just can't pronounce anything correctly. You'll see.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Why Rick Moranis retired from acting

- Buttery salty fingies at the furniture store

- How to brush your teeth. Or maybe how not to. It's really up in the air.

- Storing things in your prickly ash

- One of Dr. Pepper's 23 flavors might be tomato, and that's enough to give up on the world, isn't it?

It's time to generate some random topics! Just what have Doug and Alice been breaking and losing lately? Besides hearts and farts, of course. Find out in this butt flap vibrating episode.

Start your engines and form your nethers. And watch out for shatnel. It's Going Terribly.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Delivery robots who demand to be taken seriously

- Have you heard women can both own land AND vote now? Progress is being made, folks.

- Costco samples vs. outright theft

- What's something commonly do today that you think people will wonder why anyone would ever do that fifty years from now?

- The Physics of Pharts

Alice and Doug recently returned from St. Louis. There was art, food, shopping, and, of course, IKEA. Now they're back to tell you all about it while also touching on scrambled pancakes and the difference between anuses and rectums.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Stale corn nuts and the palpating innards that accompany them

- Controversial ice cream jokes

- Which is the worse kind of nursery - a plant store or a baby store?

- Bacon Medusa

- The sickest Bosnian coffee jingle you're likely to hear all day

It's time to take a trip down to New Yum City! Doug and Alice discuss recent and upcoming tasty (and/or really weird) treats. Honestly, why do other countries' McDonalds and KFCs have such amazing menu items? Step it up, America!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Caramel, gyro, and other relationship threatening words

- Why don't we drink any animal's milk other than cows?

- Powder filled chips and candies

- School anxiety dreams

- BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVORED THINGS ARE A HORRIBLE LIE

Did the pied piper murder a bunch of children? Have you ever rubbed emu parts on yourself? And just what *did* Daniel Radcliffe do to that horse? Find these answers and more in this highly educational episode.

Other discussion topics may include:

- The disappearance of Amelia Earhart and Jim Liverballs

- Sinning in the Rain

- The dichotomy of watching Olympic gold medalists while absolutely pulverizing a pizza buffet

- If you want cockroaches in your sparkling water, prepare to be disappointed

- Yes, the "Big Unit" situation is addressed

Years in the making, it's the 200th episode of Going Terribly!

For the first time ever, Alice and Doug are joined by special guest Laura D'Alto!

The trio then spend the next hour and a half mostly discussing poop. Listen, what else do you want?

Along the way, Laura does class it up with talk of K-pop concerts, World War II musicals, and an obvious love for her job and her family. But when left to their own devices, Alice and Doug drag it straight back to poop.

You'll love it.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How a hot dog a day can keep the Grim Reaper away

- Shows that Going Terribly is already better than, and others that will soon be conquered

- Fluffernutters, but different

- Would a competitive eater having two stomachs be considered cheating?

- Getting ghosted by Jesus