In this episode Alice and Doug take a look at comptrollers, caulking, and work-related virtual reality implementation. You know, real adulty type matters.

But not all this week's topics are so sophisticated. They also discuss chocolate butter, ancient Greek sugar daddies, and NSFW virtual reality implementation.

And they do it all like gangbusters.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How much do you believe Toronto's reporting of Japan's research?

- Cross breeding grapes, and other ways of playing God

- Enjoying robots while they're still just toys and assistants

- Ben and Jerry: Busting caps in the competition since 1978

- What is John Wilkes Booth's EGOT status?

It's time for an appetizer of "What's That Finger," followed by a main course of "New Yum City." Whether slurping down some cocktail sauce or seeking foot-long tortilla chips, grab a plastic or metal fork, extend your tongue, scrape your teeth, and let's get crackin'. Enjoy your meal!

Just leave anything cotton candy flavored out of this.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Little Debbie's political leanings, or lack thereof

- How to get drunk off a sleeve of Pringles

- Australian McDonald's : Wacky or Ingenious?

- The middle aged and cranky Spice Girl

- Have ramen noodles gone too far?

Alice and Doug babble on about clicky headphones/skulls and delicious, community-ordered hamburgers. Also, they might accidentally get Mrs. Shen arrested.

And what household name owes his success to a $5 correspondence course and way-too-expensive bagel equipment? You'll see.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Multisyllabic sneezes

- Coldplay covering Reba McEntire...?

- Dislocated eyeballs (nobody look that up)

- Gas station taco hubris

- Gingerbread poutine. Or something like it.

Ep. 232: Two Fabulous Foxes in a Caramelized Leek Dip

Alice and Doug recently took a very pretentious trip to St. Louis, where they took in some culture, fine cuisine, and a questionable lodging situation. Doug also learned about adding flavors to hot drinks, while Alice took on a new food addiction.

And remember, friends. You're not just some flat piece of toast. You're a full chunk of French bread.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Herniated disc jelly

- The difference between colonoscopists and baptmizvahs

- Spit on that thang: Build-A-Bear edition

- Drunk Shakespeare

- Foot or Butt - which wears the sexier thong?

Everything from slaughterhouses to Melania Gibson is covered in this extremely educational episode of Going Terribly. Along the way, Alice and Doug make a (slightly too late) Curb Your Enthusiasm pitch and reminisce about marching band. Which, of course, everyone was in back in high school.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Did a first lady lose a limb in the White House?

- Lord of the Lethal Weapons

- Does a one-day old antelope have eyeballs?

- How Interview with the Vampire could be a great pre-op educational tool

- Larry David meets the Berenstain Bears

This week Alice and Doug partake in an epic debate on timepieces. It's every bit as ridiculous and incorrigible as you are imagining.

Elsewhere, you can expect to hear about dog bites, tiny old (possibly creepy?) old men, and the eightest cent butt you've ever seen.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Professional wrestling legend Tea Leoni

- Proper usage of the popular expression "To feel in one's taint"

- Guard cats and rottweiler ghosts

- Would the Harry Potter movies have been better with Sean Astin?

- Pumping that nickel

This episode is not brought to you by White Castle. No matter how much or for how long Doug and Alice sing its praises, we can not stress to you enough that White Castle is not a sponsor of Going Terribly. There is no affiliation. There are no favors being passed. There is no secret agreement.

They just really love White Castle, okay?

Other discussion topics may include:

- The cats have not yet earned microphones

- Should your birthday change when you move?

- Classic swing tunes, such as the NewsRadio theme song

- Is 43 too old to say "horsey"?

- When tramp stamps meet classic literature

Alice survived her surgery! That's really all you need to know. And my, what a great reason to listen.

Squishy disc, be gone!

Other discussion topics may include:

- The fine line between good bedside manner and accidental

- How much hospital Pepsi is societally acceptable post surgery?

- Becoming a backup singer for hospital equipment

- Dolly Parton making us all wait

- Mickey Mouse as a hospital roommate

This episode was going to be dedicated to the 1980s sitcom 227. But more pressing matters are upon us, as Alice is facing surgery tomorrow morning and Doug has a garage door to fix. Sorry, Jackee.

Other discussion topics may include:

- A world flag featuring all the major countries, such as Baklava

- Grindstoned noses, greased elbows, and other cliche body alterations

- What is your favorite slow ballad to tap dance to?

- Appointment beheadings are really big these days

- Offending fluids

Alice and Doug recently took on The 12 Days of Carrey, where they watched Jim Carrey movies for 12 straight days. That's the second half of the episode, so you've been warned. But don't worry. The first half has plenty of fart, poop, and other butt related stuff like usual.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Restaurant floor dining

- Lou Bega and the American flag coming together in perfect harmony

- A critique of garbage salads

- Duane Johnson Soup

- Alice's across the pond artistic debut!