This week's episode sees the long-awaited return of Semi-Recent Semi-Decent News, featuring incredible journalistic integrity, thought provoking stories, and more poop than you could shake a stick at. Or would want to. Also, Alice got a much deserved promotion, so please congratulate her! Even if Doug will never remember her new job title.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Terminal degrees: Sad or heartwarming?

- A 98-year old war hero still being a hero

- What are your favorite f words?

- Gas tank chicken nuggets

- Sperm racing