The NBA Playoffs have been going on for what seems like forever, and Alice was able to pull herself away from a scrapbooking endeavor to watch her first game. There's also some talk about computer shopping and domestic finance.

Yes, this is adulthood, folks. We all need to get used to it.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Dongles

- A basement escort

- Cocker

- Taking advantage of a browser's incognito mode

- Yak butter

And exactly zero of those are anything dirty, so looks like you need to grow up, too.