This week Doug asks Alice some much anticipated, very important questions. They involve God, rivals, and, of course, bologna sandwiches.

Alice teaches Doug about translucent babies, and he does not take it well.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Has Michael J. Fox ever sung a song?

- Turning retired rats into delicious milk

- The sounds of tortoise sex

- Eleven is way too many members for an upstart band

- Vagina Havin' Sleep Walkin' Mamas.