There's a lot of talk about currency and puzzle terminology this episode. But just so you don't think Doug and Alice have completely turned over a new leaf, they absolutely say the word "sausage" more than has ever been said in a non-pork-specific podcast.

So much sausage, y'all. Sweet, savory, spicy, Vienna. It's all covered in this one.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to properly get into a spread eagle position at the gym. Like a lady.

- Is Def Comedy Jam short for Def Comedy Jamboree?

- Elusive doughnuts

- Remembering the time Tom Hanks defused a bomb and slapped another celebrity, or something.

- Which steamed sausage casing looks the most like a condom?