While the crew is busy beating each other to the top of the radio ratings, a Romulan Commander and Sub-Commander sneak into the top of the charts and our hearts.

Edited by Hannah Parsons

Improvised on Nov. 9th, 2014. Title suggested by Robert Fontenot via Facebook.

Griffen Eckstein as Lt. Cdr Fritz Fassbinder, Lt. Son, Ensign Gork Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr Crick Watson, Lt. Carl Christopher Rathjen as Cmdr. Corbomite Hayes, Commander Forex Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon, ItsaButt, Ensign Garblogg Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, Subcommander, Ensign Michael Mennaro Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem, Ensign Kurg Krog

Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter