The boys start things off by making fun of the South Street Seaport for putting up the Christmas Tree on Nov 7 (:45). Kris bemoans his mundane Sunday watching football (1:50). Chris starts them on a path of trashing some of the broadcast commentators, especially everyones favorite piñata, Phil Simms. Which creates another great idea: CBS hires Jeff Hosteler as a backup for Simms, and replaces him for the rest of the season (8:14)...both realizing Chris grew the perfect Hostetler mustache. Chris starts a long and meandering rant about all things Dolphins and old people, combing them into Don Shula (18:18). Then these two make plans to celebrate Jeff Fisher becoming the coach with the most losses in NFL history, by drinking a flat, warm Bartles and Jaymes (22:06). It's pick time (32:50)! and we sprinkle in other thoughts along the way. "And thank you for your support."