In episode 11, Dave and Andy get a little toasty. This is what happens in a world where Kenny G is terrorizing the skies, mysterious radio signals blast out with unknown purpose and origin, people don't realize they've been shot for 5 years and an Australian man tries lassoing a shark while expecting to not have his leg bitten off. Or maybe it was the insanely strong beer…

 

Let’s hope this one goes better than a luxury island music festival for rich Instagram kids planned by Ja Rule and a 21 year old! We can’t imagine how that could possibly go south.

 

Dude, Did You Hear?

 

We’re celebrating our 11th episode with an 11th Anniversary Imperial IPA from Port Brewing. It was also 11% ABV. So obviously, the night ended with a walk to get a large fast food burger.

 

Quikdraws include a B- for the American flag, Ouija board trademarks, the privilege of being James Bond, an eagle attack during an air race, a new record for fastest perfect game bowling, North Korean spy techniques and Stalin’s past terrorizing the world as an aspiring poet.

 

Fyre Festival was supposed a luxury music festival but turned into an Instagrammable version of Lord of the Flies. Dave and Andy feel bad for the festival goers. Oh wait… they don’t. They laugh at their plight.

Dave brings back the mysteries by exposing an unexplainable Russian radio frequency called UVB 76 (seriously, check it out) that’s been broadcasting since 1973. Whether it’s studying the ionosphere or communicating with spies, it’s creepy.

There was more abuse in the skies on an airline. And this time it was a surprise concert from Kenny G that no one asked for. The gyrations, make them stop!

A guy tried to lasso a shark in Australia. You can probably guess how this ended.

A Polish man forgot that he got shot in the head for 5 years until they found the bullet. STILL IN HIS HEAD.

Patron saint of DDYH, Sir Patrick Stewart, is championing medical marijuana in England.

 

Andy recommends Kubo and the Two Strings. It’s all stop-motion animation and it will BLOW YOUR MIND. Stream it on Netflix.

Dave and Andy both recommend Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Come for the laughs, stay for the feels.Then go see it again to support big budget movies written and directed by less than four people. 

Dave reveals the origin of the term “turn.”

Andy recommends Silicon Valley on HBO. It’s the funniest show currently airing on any network anywhere.

Dave recommends the book, The Gift of Fear. Because we all need to be reminded that fear is actually not a bad thing.

 

Andy and Dave don’t recommend reading Stephen King's SF Fantasy schlock series the Dark Tower just to try to finish them before the movie comes out in July. You won’t make it. Trust us. Dave's going on a year slogging through them. 

Dave doesn’t recommend sending a floppy disc to the police if you want to be anonymous and not arrested. Stupid serial killers. Metadata for the win. 

Andy doesn’t recommend the Espresso Buzz Bagel from Einstein’s Bagel Bros. Let’s stick to drinking caffeine, you fiends.

Dave has another “would you rather” for Andy. Spoiler alert, it involves eau de toilette de poo.