Dave and Andy have been stuck in a cave for a really LOOOOOOOONG time and they’re not sure if any of their stuff works anymore. 2020 has been going on for a decade and they’re not even sure they saw enough movies to do a top 10!

But one thing’s for sure… the fact that there isn’t a Law & Order SUV commercial is a massive missed opportunity.

Dude, did you hear?

Dave is drinking Orderville by Modern Times and Andy is drinking a Purely Intentional Breakfast Stout from NoDa Brewing. WAIT?!?! ANDY IS DRINKING A STOUT?

Andy has a Tom Brady quickdraw that will BLOW YOUR MIND all the way back to 1983.

Dave’s quickdraw is here with some experimental procedures that will raise some eyebrows. And progesterone levels. Don't cry about it. 

Andy is here with our every episode contractual Russian segment and this time, it’s a fascinating store of mysterious nuclear submarines, the Cold War and the utter ineptitude of the Swedish Navy.

A Swedish couple attempts to name a child. Dave dives into their fail. We end this DDYH with an assignment for you listeners. Wait, two straight Swedish DDYHs? Pass the meatballs!

Every year, we dive into our Top 10 movies of the previous year and it’s always filled with hot takes, disagreements, surprises and Tom Hanks. This year was no exception!

SUCK IT MOVIEPASS!

AMAZON BRAIN PRIME IS YOUR TICKET TO THE FUTURE!

Andy and Dave have been wandering around a dark tunnel they may or may not have been supposed to go down. A rabbit hole if you will… but what’s new! They're still up to the same old shenanigans like subverting your expectations with crazy stories, wildly interesting facts and more riffs than Eddie Van Halen.

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A brief piece of prose to keep you on your toes

It's a quick Christmas episode at DUDE DID YOU HEAR
Hoping we bring you some sweet Christmas cheer
Maybe your merriment's just not the same
But we came bearing gifts, and all without shame
Maybe you've been naughty, perhaps you've been nice
This episode's for Christmas so don't put it on ice
This episode's best before 12.25
The day after Hans Gruber's infamous dive 
Dive hard he did cause of ole John McClain
We hope your Christmas doesn't hit like a train
Remember the state hated Christmas before
But the truth is that Christmas means a little bit more
On a night quite like this, our Savior was born 
the breaking light of a bright glorious morn

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Andy is drinking a Hop Fiend IPA from Boojum Brewery and Dave is drinking Santa’s Little Helper from Port Brewing. One has been done before and one has an extra DDYH attached to it.

Quickdraws include poo poo, pee pee, an astonishing fact about A Christmas Carol, the fastest red card in soccer EVER and have you ever heard of Sartre? (that’s ok)

Admit it, you’re always wondered why a marathon is 26.2 miles. Or maybe you think you already know the answer. Well Andy is here to subvert your expectations and put that to rest! Like that first Marathon runner of yesteryear. 

Christmas is cancelled, say many Burgomeisters around the world. Miserable masked misers making mince of merriment. But fear not. Santa Claus is coming to town. Hans (not Gruber) but Steininger. Germany. Beards. The Burger Meister. Die Hard. What were we talking about again? It’s a Christmas story, Dave promises.

RELOAD – Andy is drinking Elijah Craig Straight Rye and Dave is drinking the coveted Pliny the Elder

Andy recommends the book Born to Run: A Hidden Tribe, Superathletes, and the Greatest Race the World Has Never Seen. Whether you’re a runner or a couch potato, you’ll be fascinated by the stories in this book.

Dave recommends The Mandalorian, especially after the conclusion of a stellar Season 2. Dave and Andy basically want a redo on the sequel trilogy. This is the Star Wars they’ve been waiting for.

Andy doesn’t recommend messing with moms. Especially if you’re part of the cartel. The story of one mom giving the Cartel... CART-HELL!!!

Dave doesn’t recommend having the Instagram app on your phone. He’s got a harrowing personal story about this. Mind your own business, Zuckerburg! Sticky fingers stealing your swipes like the wet bandits!

AND....

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM DAVE AND ANDY

Want to save yourself from the evil clowns that wait under your bed at night? Quick! Go to your podcast app and leave DDYH a review! It’s the only way to save yourself from their terrible claws, nasty teeth and mind-numbing dad jokes! Also guaranteed to keep you safe from images and Bloody Mary herself!

Dave and Andy are back at it with an episode as spooky and scary as ever. Death, bats, mercurial murderous emasculating madness, and everyone wearing masks.

No we’re not talking about the average day in 2020, we’re talking about Halloween! Join the dudes as they bring you all the crazy stories inspired by the holiday and even give you the movies you need to watch to get into the... GAH! What was that?

Dude, did you hear?

No, seriously- what was that noise?!

Dave is drinking a Star Cloud IPA from Modern Times and Andy is drinking a Pacifico because it’s what ORAC-L had in his fridge.

Quickdraws include a samurai purist, death by candy, a eunuch (I mean unique) way of getting ready for an assassination and a human-sized bat that has nothing to do with the world series!

Dave shares a disturbing and gassy mystery that remains unsolved.

Andy also shares an unsolved mystery, this time an entire 727 disappears into thin air. Keith Urban can't outrun Angolan missiles. 

Dave likes horror movies. Andy does not. And yet, here they are with their TOP 5 scariest and spookiest movies of all time.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

also, HAPPY REFORMATION DAY!

A long time ago, in a podcast far away…

It is a time of Civil War. Dave and Andy are trapped, on the run, and just opened a casket containing Sir Patrick Stewart. Cornered in a cave with horrors on the other side, they make one final effort to wake the frozen shakespearian sonnet-reader. They're just in time for the dudes to talk about Pat's favorite topic – Star Wars! That’s right, in addition to the usual shenanigans, Dave and Andy will finally do what they’ve been talking about for years… ranking all 11 Star Wars movies.

Set opinions for stun! No one asked for it, it's uncalled for, look down in the basement... it's-

Dude, did you hear?

Andy is drinking a Landshark Lager and Dave is Drinking a Blazing World IPA from Modern Times for old times’ sake.

Andy has a new take on the phrase “Kill them with kindness.” Just like everybody says, spread kindness, not... you know. *Sneezes*

Take your temperature because Dave takes you through the storyboard for the way a very popular movie almost ended totally differently. 

Andy's been streaming so many shows he literally can’t wait any longer to tell you every single one of them. He coughs up Every. Single. One. He puts the stream in quarantine. Wait… what?

Dave's recommending a children’s show for adults. Don’t laugh. He’s serious. Plus, you're not smart enough for adult shows anyway. Also, you shouldn't be laughing because it's illegal in California. 

And without further ado, it’s finally time for what you all came for. STAR WARS! STAR WARS!

STAR WARS! STAR WARS!

STAR WARS!

STAR WARS!

STAR WARS!

STAR WARS!

STAR WARS!

STAR WARS!

11 STAR WARS MOVIES!

Dave and Andy are stuck deliberating a decision of life and death. Face destruction or a path through the underworld. But wait! Incredible stories illuminate the way! Midnight rides, amazing video game Easter eggs, and bourbon-fueled spit takes. Will there be the sound of bagpipes? You’ll need to listen and find out.

Wait a second, this isn’t a horror film… it’s a buddy comedy! Like Shaun of the Dead! Starring your two favorite buddies, Dave and Andy!

Dude, did you hear?

Andy is drinking a Longboard Lager from Kona Brewing Company and Dave

Quickdraws include an update to the story we covered in our treasure hunting episode, the midnight ride of ______ ______ that secured America’s independence, the original plot of Anchorman, and the scandalous name of erasers in England.

Andy shares some surprising effects that music can have on some very random objects. Grab some wine, put away that bug spray and turn up the tunes! (That sentence will make sense once you listen to the segment)

Dave shares a story that feels eerily familiar. They always say that history is doomed to repeat itself. Will he come out as the king of the world or will he identify as part of women and children first? It’s 2020 so who cares anymore.

BONUS HACK: Dave reveals an unbelievable Easter egg in Area 51. This is probably the most important part of the episode.

Andy recommends "The King" on Netflix. If you enjoy "Braveheart" and Shakespeare, stream it now!

Dave recommends vinyl. You don’t need to grow a beard, wear dark rimmed glasses, do anything ironically, drink craft beer, be authentic, recommend NPR podcasts, wear flannel, roll up your dark blue jeans, wear work boots and do no actual work, or drink pour over coffee to enjoy it! You just need to love high fidelity music captured in a way your ears can appreciate. And being awesome.

Andy doesn’t recommend this crazy way of getting out of a life prison sentence. You won’t believe what this one guy tried! (Yep, you just got click-baited. We’re master click-baiters.)

Dave doesn’t recommend going out in public with the COVID-19 novel coronavirus. Before your trigger warnings go off, you won’t believe the plot twist this one takes.

Dave and Andy feeling super lazy in the studio. But danger lurks around the corner… danger like stories too hilarious for your brain and facts too amazing to fathom. Michael Jackson is Spider-Man! The sun and the moon are the same size! Baths are manly?! Dave wants to take his pants off at the Convention Center?!

Nothing computes anymore. What were we talking about? Oh right…

Dude, did you hear?

Andy is drinking a Kinroo Blue White Ale and Dave is drinking a Hop Cloud Hazy IPA from Hess Brewing. The can also looks alarmingly like Andy.

Quickdraws include answers to your burning sun and moon questions, a mindblowing Spiderman fact (HEE HEE), the reason you see so many Florida stories in the news, and a fact that will make all you technology haters get extra triggered.

A man robbed a Burger King. The police arrested him. He was found guilty. Then they forgot to put him in prison. Not joking. Dave breaks down how this wild story happened.

Breaking news from Florida! The largest pound-for-pound poop has been had. Get your Ian Malcolm Jurassic Park memes ready.

Andy’s recommendation is controversial. DON’T JUDGE HIM. There is science to back him up.

Dave’s recommendation is an excellent kids show on Netflix. HELLO NINJA!!! (yes… hello…)

Andy has a revealing shower thought…

Dave has a quote to make you ponder how you respond to trials…

Dave and Andy are stuck in quarantine-o waiting for Sir Patrick to return from a 6 month long trip to Costco. They’re so hungry and all the Hot Pockets are gone. It’s a good thing that they love sitting on their Charmin-cleaned butts, imbibing beer, and binge-watching movies and shows. Oh! And finding hilarious and random stories to fill the slow hours of your quarantine.

Dude, did you hear?

Andy is drinking Sun Grown Craft Lager from Sycamore Brewing and Dave is drinking a Sculpin IPA from Ballast Point Brewery.

Today’s quickdraws include a secret Japanese plot to release the black plague, Amazon Echo baby names, deaf people sneezes and… wait… what’s that? Are those bagpipes? You know what that means!

Dave shares the true meaning of “quarantine.” Get your Italian hands and Starbucks orders ready! Qu(entin T)arantino goes on Quarantino... WAIT... WHAT?!

Andy brings to us a comedy of errors, stupidity, laziness and murder plots. But enough about China and Coronavirus...

Do you find yourself spending an inordinate amount of time at home lately? Do you sit on the couch and wonder “what should I watch next”? Well, don’t worry dear listener, Dave and Andy are here for you. We have our Top 10 movies of Covid-19. I MEAN 2019!

There are surprises. Snubs. Hot takes. Virtue-signals. Now, queue the dudes shamelessly stealing Mr. Plinkett... we mean, Buffalo Bill, we mean... oh crap, just play the song and a slide whistle... 

It's time we talked about what really matters!

The dudes are still in search of a missing Sir Patrick Stewart. This Christmas is seeming darker for some reason… and an old friend arrives in from the cold. Join us for a holiday episode filled with all the best cheer like an old-fashioned Christmas movie debate, butt stuff and the return of everyone’s favorite double-edged segment.

But seriously, has anyone seen Sir Patrick Stewart?

Dude, did you hear?

Dave is drinking Not The Stoic Belgian quad from Deschutes Brewery and Andy is drinking the Sierra Nevada Celebration fresh hop IPA. Cheers!

Quickdraws include an FBI butt dial, an accidental circumcision, a different kind of grease monkey and the fastest manmade object ever.

Dave brings the return of a fan favorite segment… SWORD WATCH! A political standoff at the Church of Eight Wheels gets violent between two men we’ll call Berkley and Frisco.

The title of Andy’s DDYH is “Butt Song from Hell.” That should be all you need to pique your interest.

It’s back! The dudes favorite segment returns. It’s time for a Top 5! In the spirit of the season, we’re counting down our Top 5 Christmas Movies of all time. There is sure to be controversy among you listeners… Does your head feel like it's going to explode yet? Tell us how wrong we are on Instagram or Facebook. 

Hey... so, remember this show? New number, who dis? Dave forgot to wake Rip Van Andy up from his nap. And they recorded this back in the summer, so it’s been a while… Time is just a construct anyway- it's all relative, right?

But that doesn’t change any of the shenanigans you can expect from the dudes, like: mystery-solving, hipster pwning and dad-bod shaming. LET’S GET IT ON!! 

Dude, did you hear?

Dave is drinking a Critical Band Modern Times IPA and Andy is drinking a Summerfest lager from Sierra Nevada.

Quickdraws include one parrot’s insane journey to glory, Russia sneaking a trojan clock into the American embassy, the nonconformist Providence that brought us the second-best selling book of all time and a 30-year-old mystery involving Garfield phones and the French coastline.  

Andy is here with an important study about hipsters. Spoiler alert: you’re not as cool and original as you think. 

Dave does something the dudes should have done from the beginning. Discover the origin of… Dude. He also reveals the meaning of that confusing Yankee Doodle song once and for all. 

Yankee=American
Doodle= Dude (hipster, fastidious dresser)
Dandy= City dweller, urbane
Macaroni= Euro-Trash Fashion 

Matthew McConaughey stops by the show to plug his partnerships. The dudes debate whether he should be kidnapped.

Andy recommends Hot Ones – the greatest interview show ever created (definitely not hipster hyperbole). Find it on YouTube.

Dave recommends The Terror- both the book AND the tv show. (But only the first season). It's as chilling as a winter in the northwest passage. 

Andy does not recommend having terrible passwords. Unless you like people stealing everything from you. 1337 5p34k won't save you, either. 

Dave doesn’t recommend dad bods. Either the dad bod must die or you will. Because dad bod is dead bod, just without the "e."

Now stick a feather in your cap and call it Macaroni. 

BOLO: Sir Patrick Stewart
Answers to Pat, butler, and was last seen at the premier of a giant box office steamer that released recently. Balding and sometimes wears dark rimmed glasses- waxes Shakespearian and knows that there are four lights. 

It’s season 3! Society is crumbling! Everyone is triggered! The world has never needed the dudes more. Dave and Andy are here with crazy stories about duck penises, devices that are killing you and misguided social media trends.

Also, the dudes get into their favorite segment that comes but once a year! Their top 10 films of 2018. Just in time for the Osc... oh wait, those happened and we didn't watch them. That's right, the segment where the dudes tell Sir Patrick Stewart that he’s wrong again.

Dude, did you hear?

We’re drinking Prismatic IPA from Ninkasi Brewing and a Trader Jose from Trader Joe’s!

Surprise quickdraw: People want their beer to taste like pee. Ur in trouble Trader Jose... get it?

Quickdraws:

Other quickdraws include the terrifying truth about bird penises, a theme park dedicated to the experience of living in communist USSR in the 80s (you know… the good times), and animal attacks that you didn’t see coming.

Dude, Did You Hear?

Death by Design! The dudes need some of your time to discuss something serious. The fact that your phone is killing you. Brace yourself for the longest DDYH in DDYH history. One where Dave gets real. Think you’ve got a problem? Take the shocking quiz here.

Andy is here to talk about a problem sweeping society. That’s right, the growing ridiculousness of baby gender reveals. They can be kind of annoying to see online but they’re an even bigger problem when they burn down a large chunk of Arizona.

TOP 10 Movies of 2018 

This episode is a special one. Instead of our normal Recommend/Don’t Recommend segments, Dave and Andy share their Top 10 movies of 2018. Get your notepad ready because we have some movies for you to watch. What are Dave and Andy’s #1 movies? How many do they have in common? Will Dave change his mind about First Reformed? You’ll just have to listen to it to find out. Are Andy and Dave shameless shills? Do they really care about anything? Are they even real? Did you even read the notes?