Dude, Did You Hear?

In Episode 12, Dave and Andy just got back from seeing Alien: Covenant and they’re not feeling so hot. Not because of gross chest-bursting aliens, but because of the absurdity we live in here on Earth. Creepers suing their dates for texting during a movie! Bluetooth salt shakers! Actual sharknados! Crazy plans to tow icebergs from Antarctica for drinking water! Horror! Absolute, terrifying... Hey, are you guys hungry, too?

Wait, no, it might actually be from chest-burstASDFUIHAEAEAVNDa!~!!!!@!I#!!!

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Dude, did you hear?

We’re drinking Kona Brewing Co. Island Lager and Big Wave Golden Ale!

Quickdraws include shower thoughts, why barns are red, the planet Scarif’s namesake, a punk rock PhD and the crazy origin of Golden Eye’s multiplayer mode.

What’s worse than a horrible date with someone you met online? How about tacking on a $17.31 lawsuit for texting?

There’s been some crazy art news lately. One involves lots of money and the other involves SPONGEBOB ART PANTS!!

Jasper Jack Daniels kicked a couple things and probably had some regrets about it. Let this be a warning to ya, youngin’! Never go in to work early. 

The United Arab Emirates is going full Dr. Evil and wants to tow icebergs to their beaches for drinking waters. OPPULENCE!!

Australia experienced an actual sharknado. Croikey!

A smart salt shaker was unveiled. The only catch is that you still have to actually shake the salt SO WHAT’S THE POINT?!?! Our guess is the shaker knows you'll do the work, so it's smarter than you. Try beating it senseless over your food to teach it a lesson. 

Dave reveals the origin of Bluetooth – Vikings and runes.

Dave recommends Hot Fuzz directed by Edgar Wright. Or really any movie by Edgar Wright. Take note so-called "comedy" writers!

Andy recommends the graphic novel Watchmen. Yes it’s a comic book and yes, you should still read it. According to TIME, it’s #17 on the list of Top 100 novels of all time. 

Dave recommends the synth-wave bands S U R V I V E and Gunship – it even inspired him to write music for the podcast. The more you know!

The dudes are in full-blown rant mode. Cocktails over beer? Not on Andy’s watch! Conspiracy theorists harassing American heros? Not on Dave’s watch!

Dave and Andy grapple with the concept of immortality.

Hey superfans! Help the dudes out at www.patreon.com/dudedidyouhear

...This is a message from Sir Patrick Stewart, please save me. These two annoying wannabe hipsters have seized me and are holding me hostage. PLEASE HELP ME! I'm bald, bearded and in a wheelchair, Logan has abandoned me with them... hold on, I hear them coming up the stairs. How the hell did they get me up here? 

In this edition of Dude, Did You Hear Lite... The dudes are taking a trip down memory lane, destination? Nostalgia.. Grab your Gushers, Pogs, light-up LA Gear, and Hit Clips for a stroll with us!

We’re throwing it back to the ol’ college dorm room days and drinking Natural Lite. It tastes just like your dorm room smelled, awful, just... let's move on. 

We’ve got some quickdraws that involve Mel Blanc’s tombstone, Dutch prime ministerial cannibal cookout and Humpty Dumpty: Revelations.

Andy takes us down a nostalgic rabbit hole and answers the question we've all been asking. Why do we love the music from our teenage years? SCIENCE! That's right, the type of science you'd find in Dexter's Lab... if Dexter's Lab had a locked door and music your parents hated playing in it.

Andy and Dave count down their Top 5 movies from the 1990s. This was way harder than we thought it would be. But it'll never be as hard as ambimetic polyalloy.

Dave is back with another Would You Rather. This one makes Andy consider off-ing himself on a date. He only needs one reason why, and his first name is Gilbert.

In episode 11, Dave and Andy get a little toasty. This is what happens in a world where Kenny G is terrorizing the skies, mysterious radio signals blast out with unknown purpose and origin, people don't realize they've been shot for 5 years and an Australian man tries lassoing a shark while expecting to not have his leg bitten off. Or maybe it was the insanely strong beer…

Let’s hope this one goes better than a luxury island music festival for rich Instagram kids planned by Ja Rule and a 21 year old! We can’t imagine how that could possibly go south.

Dude, Did You Hear?

We’re celebrating our 11th episode with an 11th Anniversary Imperial IPA from Port Brewing. It was also 11% ABV. So obviously, the night ended with a walk to get a large fast food burger.

Quikdraws include a B- for the American flag, Ouija board trademarks, the privilege of being James Bond, an eagle attack during an air race, a new record for fastest perfect game bowling, North Korean spy techniques and Stalin’s past terrorizing the world as an aspiring poet.

Fyre Festival was supposed a luxury music festival but turned into an Instagrammable version of Lord of the Flies. Dave and Andy feel bad for the festival goers. Oh wait… they don’t. They laugh at their plight.

Dave brings back the mysteries by exposing an unexplainable Russian radio frequency called UVB 76 (seriously, check it out) that’s been broadcasting since 1973. Whether it’s studying the ionosphere or communicating with spies, it’s creepy.

There was more abuse in the skies on an airline. And this time it was a surprise concert from Kenny G that no one asked for. The gyrations, make them stop!

A guy tried to lasso a shark in Australia. You can probably guess how this ended.

A Polish man forgot that he got shot in the head for 5 years until they found the bullet. STILL IN HIS HEAD.

Patron saint of DDYH, Sir Patrick Stewart, is championing medical marijuana in England.

Andy recommends Kubo and the Two Strings. It’s all stop-motion animation and it will BLOW YOUR MIND. Stream it on Netflix.

Dave and Andy both recommend Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Come for the laughs, stay for the feels.Then go see it again to support big budget movies written and directed by less than four people. 

Dave reveals the origin of the term “turn.”

Andy recommends Silicon Valley on HBO. It’s the funniest show currently airing on any network anywhere.

Dave recommends the book, The Gift of Fear. Because we all need to be reminded that fear is actually not a bad thing.

Andy and Dave don’t recommend reading Stephen King's SF Fantasy schlock series the Dark Tower just to try to finish them before the movie comes out in July. You won’t make it. Trust us. Dave's going on a year slogging through them. 

Dave doesn’t recommend sending a floppy disc to the police if you want to be anonymous and not arrested. Stupid serial killers. Metadata for the win. 

Andy doesn’t recommend the Espresso Buzz Bagel from Einstein’s Bagel Bros. Let’s stick to drinking caffeine, you fiends.

Dave has another “would you rather” for Andy. Spoiler alert, it involves eau de toilette de poo.

It’s time for Dude, Did You Hear - Lite! Our new mini episode specifically brewed to tide you over between main episodes (it keeps growing like Groot). All the same tasteless humor, with just half the calories!

This time, we’re riding the Silver Bullet, brewed in Golden, Colorado. 

Andy has 3 quick facts. They involve a road in Japan, a stadium in Brazil and the mystery of the yellow light.

Dave has some quickdraws. They involve a Nazi jetpack and a boy named Sue.

That’s right, it’s back! The Most Interesting Dudes in the World, Vol. 2!

Audie Murphy was a real life Captain America who became the most decorated service member in American History after being turned away from enlistment several times for being underweight, underage, and sickly. He also became a moderately successful actor.

Sir Christopher Lee was easily the most metal old guy ever (and not because of hip replacement). Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Dracula and some shady pseudo-commando fish stories.

John Singleton Mosby became the first school dueler in America and spanked the Yankees in the Civil War, literally. Although, in most duels the other guy is armed too.

It’s time for a new segment, TOP 5! Where we breakdown our top 5 of whatever the hell sounds good. Anything we want!

This time, in honor of Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2, we’re counting down our top 5 favorite superhero movies. 

We take our opinions to the streets and get some special guests to show up. 

Can you find all the Patrick Stewart references?

Feeling like going the extra mile? 

In episode ten, Dave and Andy are really feeling it. Maybe it’s because they drank the strongest coffee in the world and then recorded this. Or maybe it’s because they found a meth-addicted python and a shrimp that kills fish with sound. Or the fact that Pepsi used to have one of the strongest navies in the world. Or possibly it’s the crazy loophole that bars are exploiting in India…

But it’s definitely not because of the Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks! Join us won’t you?

DAVE FORGOT THE BEER!!! Just kidding. We’re drinking the Shelby Cobra (Commander) Lager from Absolution Brewing and The Looker from Duckfoot Brewery.

The Nigerian prince’s $43 million were found. Too bad no one replied to his email cries for help. 

Dave shares the crowdfunded origin for the Space Shuttle names, the origin of neckties and the incredible fact that dogs poop facing a certain direction.

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A python made the journey from innocent reptile, to cold-blooded meth addict and back.

Bars in India need to be 500m from the street. So the bars found a loophole in the law and made a maze to get to the front door. It’s unknown how many drunk people are still lost in those mazes.

There’s a new species of shrimp that kills fish with sound. Kind of like how Nikki Minaj kills humans with sound. Wait…

An 8 year old drove his 4 year old sister to McDonald’s. THANKS YOUTUBE! 

A professional tennis match was interrupted by loud sex noises. Some serious foul ball play was happening.

Pepsi once had the most powerful navy in the world. Yes, the soda company. We’re nyet kidding.

The show Rick and Morty causes a packet of McDonald’s Sechuan sauce from the 1990s to sell for $15,000. GOTTA HAVE THAT MULAN MCNUGGEET SAUCE, MORTY!

Andy recommends Better Call Saul – probably the best example of a spinoff done well.

Dave recommends Fargo. Any of it, all of it. Dontcha know?

Andy recommends the World’s Strongest Coffee – Black Insomnia. Because sleeping is cheating.

SWORD WATCH RETURNS! 

Andy reminds Cosmopolitan that they probably shouldn’t profile cancer patients as a weightloss piece.

Andy doesn’t recommend the unicorn frappaccinno because it is a god awful abomination of a coffee drink that should be killed with fire. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

Dave exposes Andy to a “Would you rather…” that could get a little stinky.

In this mini-episode, Andy explores the epic origin story (that is in no way affiliated with The Marvel Universe or its trademarked subsidiaries) of Salt and Pepper and the guys hammer out a secret agent film fight. This time, we got help from the streets! 

Dave discovered your iPhone recognizes whether your thumb is attached to a live person. Don't worry, he didn't test it himself. So if you die, don’t worry about people being able to unlock all your terrible selfies. You have more important things to worry about. 

How did we end up with salt and pepper on every table? Chief Inspector Andy investigates this mystery. Spoiler Alert: He solves the case... and just in time, too!

We cracked open the Who You Callin’ Wussie Pilsner in honor of Louis XIV, who is a “grade A” wussie. Grow a pair, Louis... never mind, you're dead. 

Andy also shoots down some food myths with REAL RAPID FIRE ACTION! Take that, Messerschmitt... err, Croissants!

FILM FIGHT! It’s a battle just recently declassified. Or one that James Bond loudly announced in a hotel lobby somewhere. Jason Bourne vs. James Bond (or was it James Bourne...)

Dave takes to the street to get the people’s answer to this question. Yes! Real people, not just phonies like Dave and Andy!

Don't get FOMO! See you next week for another episode of Dude, Did You Hear!

In Episode 9, Dave and Andy get their chainsaws out and butcher every name that they come across. But that doesn’t get in the way of bringing you what you need to hear. Like grave-digging badgers, human head transplants or crazy Olympic stories you couldn’t even make up. Plus, the guys let their inner ten-year-olds out to play.

Join us won’t you! There hasn’t been this much laughter on the podcast since at least DDYH Episode IV.  

Right out of the gate, Dave ambushes Andy with a monstrous surprise.

We’re drinking Hop Stoopid Imperial IPA from Lagunitas and Lifted Embargo IPA from Latitude 33!

Quickdraws - Andy has an update on his favorite boat name and Dave discusses wig theft and planning ahead on a famous murder by getting a fancy gun. 

Dude, Did You Hear?

Cow carcasses kept going missing in the desert. Turns out it was grave-digging badgers. Which will be the name of our heavy metal side project. 

The world’s first head transplant is scheduled for December 2017. Seriously. This is not a sci-fi tv plot. It’s real life with real people. Someone is going to die.

We’ll give you ONE guess how many people saw this movie. Just ONE guess. You’ll never guess how many tickets Shia Lebouf sold in the UK for his new movie. Unless your guess was the number one. In that case, you’re right! 

The early modern Olympics were a mess. One marathon winner stopped for a drink along the way. Some guy ran in dress shoes, got food poisoning and still got 4th place. Another dude got chased by a wild dog right off the course. You think our banned substance list is bad, wait till you see what they were giving runners back then! Dave and Andy had fun with this one. 

We Recommend:

Andy recommends the medicine ball from Starbucks if you’re sick – or honey citrus mint tea if you’re actually going to order it. There can be only one- honey citrus… let me see if I’m reading this right… mint tea. There can be only one- oh, you got it already? Never mind. 

Dave recommends Oasis – a sci-fi pilot on Amazon Streaming. IF you want to see more of it, you have to go vote!

We Don’t Recommend:

Andy doesn’t recommend bad marketing slogans – think it through people! That goes double for you, Baltimore. We done read good to hear at the dewd ded u heer. 

Dave doesn’t recommend Iron Fist on Netflix. COME ON MARVEL, YOU CAN DO BETTER! 

Andy indulged his inner ten-year-old and created a list of the top 10 most immature city names in America. Our apologies to the fine residents of Dickshooter, Idaho. The best of the worst! Curated with love. 

We can't remember, did Patrick Stewart make it into the episode?

-DnA

The dudes are back again with another edition of our mid-episode segment Dude, Did You Know! 

 For this episode, Dave brings to us Volume 1 of “The Most Interesting Dudes in the World” – Harrison Okene and Arnold Schwarzenegger. (And yes, Dave’s insanely good Arnold impression is back) 

Also, Dave and Andy debut their first of many film fights – The Terminator vs. The Matrix!

We’re drinking Ballast Point Even Keel Session IPA

Before we get going on the meat of the episode, we learn where the common disclaimer for fictional depictions comes from. It has to deal with our old friend, the “mad monk” Rasputin…

Most Interesting Dudes in the World Vol. 1

A Nigerian man was trapped 90 feet underwater for an insanely long period of time in 2013 and should really be dead. But he’s not. So Dave takes this opportunity to educate us on the bends and martini’s law! Don't miss the video from the actual rescue!

Ever wonder how Arnold became Arnold? He snuck out of Austrian Army boot camp and won a junior bodybuilding competition. As punishment, he got to load protein on KP and do some curls in a tank. The rest is history.

FILM FIGHT!

Dave takes The Terminator while Andy takes The Matrix. In reality, the real losers are the people in the future enslaved by machines. Without a clear winner, you must choose. Choose wisely.

Dave and Andy turn their combined strength toward their hatred of the shared soft-reboot sequel prequel spinoff anthology reboot universes coming to a theater near you every week for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! On second thought, we'll take enslavement by machines. Please stop! PLEASE STOP, WE BEG YOU! 

BUCKLE UP POD-HEAD!

In episode 8, Dave and Andy find themselves pondering the ridiculousness of the world. Beer is made with poop water. Organized crime syndicates are stealing wine and cheese. NBA players think the Earth is flat, like an Oreo (ahem, Shaq). Did you hear you can find diamonds just by walking around a park in Arkansas? They did, and they may finally have snapped under the pressure of the maniacal madness of modern mankind! 

Plus, Dave and Andy have plenty to say about the Power Rangers and whether they’d rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck. 

All this and more await you…

It's MORPHIN' Time.

Quickdraws:

We’re drinking Modern Times Fortunate Islands and Orderville.

Dave heard about the Spanish words for people with bad teeth. 

Dude, Did You Hear?

Andy feels like the name Boaty McBoatface is grossly misused. A tragedy that cuts deeper than any undersea trench. 

IBM’s Watson AI became everything we hate about youtube comments within 10 minutes of being plugged into Urban Dictionary. 

Stone Brewery introduces a new beer called Full Circle. Dave wants to call it Poo Brew... from sewer to table. 

Andy heard about a dude who found a diamond in the rough (no, it wasn't Aladdin). That is, if rough means walking around a park in Arkansas and finding giant diamonds lying around. 

Dave exposes the network that first aired nudity ever on tv. And no, it’s not HBO. Brought to you by listeners like you.  

Sword Watch 2017 returns AGAIN! This time… it’s Morphin’ Time. Mighty Morphin' Murder Rangers! Make it stop, we beg you!

Apparently your phone knows who you are by the way you walk. As if there weren’t enough ways for it to know. MORE INPUT!

Andy brings news of Operation Wine and Cheese, the organized crime sting operation with the most refined palette ever. The moldier, the better. 

We Recommend:

Dave recommends Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Hugo on Netflix.

Andy recommends The Night Manager which is currently streaming on Amazon.

We Don't Recommend:

False-starting at the ancient Olympics. Unless you like your back-meat flayed off. Also, trying to steal a car if you don’t know how to drive a stick.

As stated before... jumping into crocodile-infested waters. Even after 10 cups of goon. Or for a hot girl.

Shaq and a bunch of NBA players think the Earth is flat. Time to change that one-and-done rule in the NCAA!

Dave answers the question of if he would rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck. Spoiler alert, Andy disagrees.

Dave and Andy are back with another edition of Dude, Did You Know, where we take the time to dive deep on a subject so that you can hopefully learn something rad! 

In this edition, Andy brings to us Great Moments in American Beer History:

We break down the oldest active breweries in America that you probably know about. That’s right, the can in your hand probably has more history than you realize!

Beer has been part of the “New World” before America, from Native Americans to new settlers on the continent. 

The first public brewery in America witnessed the birth of the first American child on its premises. That child grew up to be the first brewer born in America. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree... because it's gonna be used in a hard cider.  

The oldest tavern in America has a 2.5-star rating on Yelp and sounds like no fun at all. It's as much fun as the powdered wig parties it used to host.

Our founding fathers have long been interested in beer, from homebrewing to trying to install a National Secretary of Beer. But instead, America later decided to outlaw alcohol for 13 years. What were we supposed to do, drink tea?

In the 1980s, a drunk goat was elected mayor of a town in Texas.d Gary Busey is rumored to be in talks to play the goat in an upcoming biopic.

America spends more money on beer than Ukraine and 130 other countries spend on literally everything.