In episode 8, Dave and Andy find themselves pondering the ridiculousness of the world. Beer is made with poop water. Organized crime syndicates are stealing wine and cheese. NBA players think the Earth is flat, like an Oreo (ahem, Shaq). Did you hear you can find diamonds just by walking around a park in Arkansas? They did, and they may finally have snapped under the pressure of the maniacal madness of modern mankind! 

Plus, Dave and Andy have plenty to say about the Power Rangers and whether they’d rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck. 

All this and more await you…

It's MORPHIN' Time.

Quickdraws:

 

We’re drinking Modern Times Fortunate Islands and Orderville.

Dave heard about the Spanish words for people with bad teeth. 

 

Dude, Did You Hear?

 

Andy feels like the name Boaty McBoatface is grossly misused. A tragedy that cuts deeper than any undersea trench. 

IBM’s Watson AI became everything we hate about youtube comments within 10 minutes of being plugged into Urban Dictionary. 

Stone Brewery introduces a new beer called Full Circle. Dave wants to call it Poo Brew... from sewer to table. 

Andy heard about a dude who found a diamond in the rough (no, it wasn't Aladdin). That is, if rough means walking around a park in Arkansas and finding giant diamonds lying around. 

Dave exposes the network that first aired nudity ever on tv. And no, it’s not HBO. Brought to you by listeners like you.  

Sword Watch 2017 returns AGAIN! This time… it’s Morphin’ Time. Mighty Morphin' Murder Rangers! Make it stop, we beg you!

Apparently your phone knows who you are by the way you walk. As if there weren’t enough ways for it to know. MORE INPUT!

Andy brings news of Operation Wine and Cheese, the organized crime sting operation with the most refined palette ever. The moldier, the better. 

 

We Recommend:

 

Dave recommends Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Hugo on Netflix.

Andy recommends The Night Manager which is currently streaming on Amazon.

 

We Don't Recommend:

 

False-starting at the ancient Olympics. Unless you like your back-meat flayed off. Also, trying to steal a car if you don’t know how to drive a stick.

As stated before... jumping into crocodile-infested waters. Even after 10 cups of goon. Or for a hot girl.

Shaq and a bunch of NBA players think the Earth is flat. Time to change that one-and-done rule in the NCAA!

Dave answers the question of if he would rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck. Spoiler alert, Andy disagrees.