Hey... so, remember this show? New number, who dis? Dave forgot to wake Rip Van Andy up from his nap. And they recorded this back in the summer, so it’s been a while… Time is just a construct anyway- it's all relative, right?

 

But that doesn’t change any of the shenanigans you can expect from the dudes, like: mystery-solving, hipster pwning and dad-bod shaming. LET’S GET IT ON!! 

 

Dude, did you hear?

 

Dave is drinking a Critical Band Modern Times IPA and Andy is drinking a Summerfest lager from Sierra Nevada.

 

Quickdraws include one parrot’s insane journey to glory, Russia sneaking a trojan clock into the American embassy, the nonconformist Providence that brought us the second-best selling book of all time and a 30-year-old mystery involving Garfield phones and the French coastline.  

 

Andy is here with an important study about hipsters. Spoiler alert: you’re not as cool and original as you think. 

 

Dave does something the dudes should have done from the beginning. Discover the origin of… Dude. He also reveals the meaning of that confusing Yankee Doodle song once and for all. 

Yankee=American
Doodle= Dude (hipster, fastidious dresser)
Dandy= City dweller, urbane
Macaroni= Euro-Trash Fashion 

 

Matthew McConaughey stops by the show to plug his partnerships. The dudes debate whether he should be kidnapped.

 

Andy recommends Hot Ones – the greatest interview show ever created (definitely not hipster hyperbole). Find it on YouTube.

 

Dave recommends The Terror- both the book AND the tv show. (But only the first season). It's as chilling as a winter in the northwest passage. 

 

Andy does not recommend having terrible passwords. Unless you like people stealing everything from you. 1337 5p34k won't save you, either. 

 

Dave doesn’t recommend dad bods. Either the dad bod must die or you will. Because dad bod is dead bod, just without the "e."

Now stick a feather in your cap and call it Macaroni. 

 

BOLO: Sir Patrick Stewart
Answers to Pat, butler, and was last seen at the premier of a giant box office steamer that released recently. Balding and sometimes wears dark rimmed glasses- waxes Shakespearian and knows that there are four lights.