Dave and Andy are stuck in quarantine-o waiting for Sir Patrick to return from a 6 month long trip to Costco. They’re so hungry and all the Hot Pockets are gone. It’s a good thing that they love sitting on their Charmin-cleaned butts, imbibing beer, and binge-watching movies and shows. Oh! And finding hilarious and random stories to fill the slow hours of your quarantine.

 

Dude, did you hear?

 

Andy is drinking Sun Grown Craft Lager from Sycamore Brewing and Dave is drinking a Sculpin IPA from Ballast Point Brewery.

 

Today’s quickdraws include a secret Japanese plot to release the black plague, Amazon Echo baby names, deaf people sneezes and… wait… what’s that? Are those bagpipes? You know what that means!

 

Dave shares the true meaning of “quarantine.” Get your Italian hands and Starbucks orders ready! Qu(entin T)arantino goes on Quarantino... WAIT... WHAT?!

 

Andy brings to us a comedy of errors, stupidity, laziness and murder plots. But enough about China and Coronavirus...

 

Do you find yourself spending an inordinate amount of time at home lately? Do you sit on the couch and wonder “what should I watch next”? Well, don’t worry dear listener, Dave and Andy are here for you. We have our Top 10 movies of Covid-19. I MEAN 2019!

 

There are surprises. Snubs. Hot takes. Virtue-signals. Now, queue the dudes shamelessly stealing Mr. Plinkett... we mean, Buffalo Bill, we mean... oh crap, just play the song and a slide whistle... 

 

It's time we talked about what really matters!