Doug and Alice went to Nashville for Alice's birthday, and of course Alice had to f*ck around and find out if Krystal is superior to White Castle. Oh she's gonna get an earful when she returns home.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Hitting up botanical gardens and destroying hot tubs like celebrities

- How much wood would Woodcheek cheek if Woodcheek was Cheekwood?

- Why your art should always wear sunscreen

- What is the statute of limitations on jaywalking? And can one make a citizens' arrest?

- TRAINS!!!