Mike lost something and, in doing so, left Cam stunned (an MBFJ first!). Don't worry, it tain't lost anymore. Meanwhile in Denver, the aspens are quivering, the rain is pitter-pattering, and the poop is petrifying. This week in the journal, Blanche exhibits some shocking behavior, and Mike gets stuck in an awkward situation when The Dog's Toupée welcomes a surprise guest on tour.