As the 5th year of the journal comes to a close, Cam and Mike say goodbye while keeping the Yuletide gay. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight.

These days Mike's mostly mostly wearing cowboy boots and Cam's mostly wearing speedos but one question remains: how do they wear their penises? As the journal approaches it's final weeks, the boys manage to share some new ridiculous stories: Cam's musical theater-induced gay rage, Mike's festivities with FOX News, and a skydiving adventure to die for. Call us by our names and enjoy this penultimate episode of the ultimate podcast.

Mike and Cam each have their own ways of relieving stress. Luckily, neither way includes a grapefruit. This week's journal contains some dense... entries: Mike illustrates a toxic personality trait, helps Wibo catch the bus to Cuba, and somehow has his most outrageous experience yet with The Dog's Toupée.

Favorite Friend Gabriella and Aimee-Goldfish-F*ckface are in the studio (read: Gabriella's home) as MBFJ's final guests! We've got games (Buss or Puss; F*ck Marry, Murder), we've got stories (Aimee nearly turned Mike and Gabriella sh*t in a bag), we've got diapers (and not just for Cam). Grab your fish bowl, double line your trash can, and enjoy this very special episode.

Extrude your turkeys and hug your Mammaws because Thanksgiving has arrived once again! This week Cam is homo, homo on the range where the weird horse girls and geriatric donkeys play. In the journal Mike gets an unwanted call from prison, makes his game show debut and reunites with an old flame. Whether you're in it for the stuffing or humble pie, this episode is just gravy.

First, there was the "Calm vs Com" debacle of 2019. Then, there was the Great Soup Debate of 2020. Now, in the defining argument of 2021, MBFJ presents: When Does Autumn Actually Begin? In the journal, Mike shows his mom around New York, pays Wibo a visit that takes a dark turn, and kicks an A-lister out of his restaurant. This episode takes a gloomy turn, so take the theme song's advice and grab a drink or smoke some pot.

Tune in this week for an unruly amount of musical moments, a witch dentist, excessive use of the word urethra, homophobic tonsils, torn cherries, an unsent letter from Mike to his father, the lifecycle of a joint, a memoriam to a tragus, and sex at least 3 times. Listen up for a big announcement from the boys. As the saying goes, all gerd things must come to an end...

It was a big week for the boys' butts; Cam's was electrocuted and Mike's was interrogated. In the journal, Mike is bopping around the state of New York, improvising songs, auditioning ad nauseam, and not having sex. Mike's dad sends another letter, and the boys talk about seeing parents cry.

June busted out all over this week's episode: Mike received a letter from his father, bumped into the man who broke his heart on the subway, and tucked his panties into his friend's underwear... or something. The boys went on their infamous Fire Island adventure where terrible things happened in bushes and bathrooms alike, and Cam and Peter had a huge revelation.

There's nothing quite as d e l i g h t fu l as recording in the same room; Cam and Mike spent some time together in New York, and it was simply the best. In the journal Mike finds a new calling as a street performer, receives some perfectly on brand birthday gifts, and Blossom is mentioned enough times to make Mayim Bialik self destruct.