This week the boys put a moratorium on discussing matters of the fecal variety then promptly abandoned it. Cam remembers an uncomfortable week at Christian summer camp, and Wibo offers Mike some dating advice. In the journal Mike is auditioning, waiting tables, feuding with his neighbors, and refusing to shi*t in a bucket. Unsatisfied, Cam puts his own spin on those entries.

This week the boys felt a sense of duty, as well as a sense of doodie. They feel strongly about saving dogs in peril, but Mike has reservations about other, lesser creatures. In the journal Mike is feeling a certain way about boys both new and old, Cam explains the sponge-like nature of kids, and the boys wonder what makes someone a good person.

Ever been banned from your favorite convenience store? If you answered no, you're not drinking enough. This week Cam outs himself at the local grocer, and Mike finds photo proof of his storied drag history. In the journal, Mike's back in New York striking out on both the job and man hunt.

*No Anne Hathaways were hurt in the recording of this episode.

This week, Cam is horrified by tacky taxidermy and Mike attempts to make sense of a surprising message from his mom. In the journal Mike gets busy in a car, inspiring Cam to dish about his own backseat exploits. Also, Mike receives flowers backstage, but never identified the sender... until his dad went to prison.

Are you someone who brushes your teeth while peeing? Would you do it in a public restroom? Why is a show that is primarily about pulling out so popular on Netflix? These are some of the hard-hitting questions the boys tackle at the top of the episode. In the journal, Mike isn't proud of his current show, but on the upside: he's got a new crush! As for Cam... well, he's been keeping himself busy and he's written a new song to explain how.

This week the boys have more gayest moments than they know what to do with, and the result is an in-depth consideration of cockrings, glassblowing lingo, and some artistic gay vernacular to use at dinner parties. In the journal Mike is back in Philly to start a new contract and shake up his look.

What a week: Clumsy Cam took a trip to urgent care while Manic Mike played with strangers' dogs. And oh yea, huge strides were made for LGBTQ Americans! In the spirit of gay patriotism, the boys debate which diva sang the best National Anthem. As Journal-Mike finishes his Florida contract, the boys discuss the delicate process of backdoor manscaping.

It's a brand new day and this week the boys are JAZZED. Mike reimagines the function of sperm banks and completely geeks out over Fran Lebowitz. Cam doubles down on his butch brand while also speculating about the future of the SATC franchise. And both boys couldn't help but wonder: how personal is too personal when it comes to self pleasure?

The US Senate gained two Democratic DILFs and the boys just wanted one measly little hour to celebrate, but NO. They were interrupted by breaking news. With plenty of time to doom-scroll later, they decided to dive back into 2016 where Mike is adoring his president, falling in love with weed, and hellbent on watching every Oscar-nominated movie. Oh, and also performing in a show he shouldn't have.

This week the boys were innocently chatting about some of their favorite content when the Great Soup Debate was rehashed and all hell broke loose. In the journal Mike's newest gig is off to a purr-fectly odd start.