Is this the episode that leads to us getting whacked? Like, off? The one where we inadvertently stumble into a centuries-long conspiracy involving the Mob, and trigonometry, and commedia dell'arte, and are never heard from again? Stay tuned...

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to tell how much guacamole is in your DNA

- The Venn Diagram of clowns, mobsters, and soda marketing execs is far too tight*

- Floods of artificial oyster flavor

- Giggle burps, and the citric acid flashbacks they may invoke

- What does alcohol taste like without alcohol?

*But you didn't hear that here