Well hello! We come in hot and ready with this one. A one-person audience (Darby’s roommate, Thomas) joins us in the studio. 

Among other topics: get your ashes pressed onto vinyl; stalker vibes… BABY REINDEER; Netflix wants to break up families; Lil’ Dicky’s DAVE on FX on Hulu.

“Not Gonna Touch”: Met Gala.

Florida!!! (it’s a hell of a drug): THE most nuanced Taylor Swift debate.

Caesar salad dressing EXPLAINED; Darby didn’t know what mayo is; WHALES; altered states of being (aka being high);

Old Fashioned, do you agree?

Darby defends The Pope.