Not Gonna Touch: Sydney Sweeney x American Eagle

The inefficiencies of corporate life; Andrés fails at making Caroline Calloway insteresting to Darby; Too Much (the show, duh lol haha); Netflix wants you to stay in one place, what if we don’t?; the concept of “men”; Fergie’s bladder 20 years ago; Zac Brown or Dave Mathews?Selling out, do you agree?

Runk is Pock! Be a doll and have ball, Ep. 23 is here!

Andrés goes to concerts, Darby wears glasses and contacts.

"Not Gonna Touch": Justin Bieber

Gingers make a comeback on the pod, meeting Jaden Smith, the story of Andrés' stolen jacket, enneagram test, vaping and the shame it brings.

Rock and Roll, do you agree?

"I don't wanna see HAIM in Connecticut!!!"

We're feeling 22 and just like Dreamgirls, "we make you happy".

Andrés gets a haircut, Darby cuts her own.

"Not Gonna Touch": The Diddy Trial.

Topic include: Speedy Gonzales, The Weeknd's movie and name, Pete Buttigieg's beard, and Catholic checkpoints.

Karaoke, do you agree?

Walton Goggins and the best albums of 2016.

Can you see the white smoke? Darby and Andrés are back. Where did they go? Don't worry about it.

Neanderthals rejoice and unite for a juicy new one: American Pope, "Not Gonna Touch": the political climate, Ciao, Darby's therapist, and forgetting people's names.

Being good with faces, do you agree?

Put that in your dictionary!!!

mwah.

It gets political so you better agree!!! Paper Planes are better than Aperol Spritz, bands with animal names, “Just do it”? how ‘bout you mind your own business, Nike?!, cutting corners, Chappell Roan is a Pisces, Darby’s celebrity birthday trio, PETE BUTTIGIEG, and more politics? yes. 

Darby watches the iconic “Coconut Tree” video for the first time…

We fell out of a coconut tree, do you agree?

White Dudes for Harris, Trump at the NABJ Convention, plugging Stacey Abrams’ new podcast, and a welcomed interruption by Sister Paige (she’s not a nun, she’s literally Darby’s sister!). Andrés has a patriotic confession to make while urging everyone to read up about Venezuela. *mwah!*

WE’RE BACK AND WE’RE NOT GOING BACK.

America had a busy month and so did Andrés and Darby: Italy trip, work trauma, a move, and Brat.

But also… Railing people with intellect, 21st Century Women, Duolingo, the Luca waters.

Animated films, do you agree?

Sweaty meaty boys, The Disney Channel Original Movie My Date with the *motherfucking* President’s Daughter, the guy from Bottoms is in everything now, and a stressful work story with a cute ending.

Happy Juneteenth! Drugs and being gay. It’s an OPEN BOOK, this one. Sit down and let us turn the page!

Andrés has some venting to do and it gets deep, with a little help from his friend, Darby (foreshadowing).

Topics include: Text > Likes, friends’ artistic endeavors, Not Gonna Touch: Gemini Season, Carrie Underwood fell AGAIN, politics and the apocalypse, taking a shit, even; candles are actually bad, it turns out - but so is everything else.

The Beatles, do you agree? 

We’ve said it before but this time Andrés and Darby come in so hot, your ears are gonna steam with pleasure!

Justin Timberlake’s arrest; Lyme disease (for some reason) and all the celebrities who’ve had it; a tale of ticks with expensive taste; the happiest cities in the world; the witch’s tit; no AC on the A/C; the hot takes guy on the subway; tipping culture and the ipad; Darby’s deaf movers story; Andrés talks about MoviePass AGAIN; women on dollar bills.

Baths, do you agree? and cum floats.

Aperol Spritzes have weaseled their way into the cocktail world the same way this podcast has found its way into your hearts, Neanderthals.

The sun is shining and the backyard sessions are open! Listen to the wild sounds of the streets of East Williamsburg and let’s get into it!

Darby goes to a wedding and Andrés talks about his ACTUAL nuptials; is sharing the bed a must?; Kevin Spacey Doc; people who lie; checking Spotify analytics to see if the people we’re talking about are listening?.

Missionary, do you agree?

… and so are we! Episode 15 starts easy and breezy with some Quantum physics theories and existentialism (omg fun) - speaking of being: Bob Dylan’s movie “I’m Not There”, Todd Haynes, not to be confused with Todd Phillips - please don’t make that mistake. 

In other topics: You DON’T mess with ScarJo!!!; “Hollywood are liars”; Improv makes everyone look good, smart, hot; The Bear Season 2 finale; Darby’s Neighbor drama; A woman touched Andrés on the street; GAGA: Chromatica Ball.

Can we talk about friends? yes. Darby wants Andrés to feel bad for tall people; a cute dog story.

Breakfast, do you agree?

“We *ARE* Gonna Touch”: All Eyes On Rafah.